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BTWF: Haley Joel Osment for Kraft Cheese
September 24th, 2020 under Before They Were Famous. [ Comments: none ]

Before Haley Joel Osment saw dead people in The Sixth Sense, he saw snapdragons close his Kraft Cheese bag. How awwwwdorable was the 4-year-old in that cheesy (pun intended) 1992 commercial?


Family Guy and Bob’s Burgers sentenced to two more years!
September 24th, 2020 under Seth MacFarlane. [ Comments: none ]

On Sunday, Family Guy will be back for its 18th season, and Bob’s Burgers will start its 11th. However, today Fox announced that it picked up both animated shows for two more seasons.

That means that Family Guy, which was canceled by Fox in 2002 and brought back in 2005, will be around long enough to celebrate its 20th season. It is the little show that could.

FG was the first of three Seth MacFarlane shows that went on to have life after cancellation. American Dad is going strong on TBS, and The Orville will live on on Hulu.

Personally, I am surprised that MacFarlane didn’t end Family Guy after this season because of how he was treated over Orville. Thus, I am so excited he is bringing back the animated sitcom for at least two more years. I can’t wait to see what trouble the Griffins get into over the next three seasons. You know, whatever they do will be funny.


Donald Trump is not a fan of Meghan Markle’s
September 23rd, 2020 under Donald Trump, The Princes of England. [ Comments: none ]

We all know that Donald Trump has the maturity of a toddler who cannot yet talk. Because of that, he says moronic things on an hourly basis.

Today, after declaring that he won’t accept the election results if he loses, a reporter asked him what he thought of TAFKAP Harry and Meghan Markle telling people to vote for Joe Biden.

The immature baby said, “I’m not a fan of hers. And I would say this, and she has probably heard that, but I wish a lot of luck to Harry because he is going to need it.”

At least Harry doesn’t have to pay women to have sex with him. Plus, the one woman who married him wants to be married to him. Many, many women would marry Harry because of the man he is, and not just because he says he is a billionaire.

Harry doesn’t need luck when it comes to the women department. He will be fine with Markle. Trump, on the other hand, needs luck in so many different aspects of his life. He proves that money does not buy happiness or class. However, it will buy him sex with porn stars and their silence.


Jason Derulo has a white python in between his legs
September 23rd, 2020 under Jason Derulo. [ Comments: none ]


I can’t believe that happened to me at the end 💩😱 @brentrivera @jayprehistoricpets

♬ Monkeys Spinning Monkeys – Kevin MacLeod

We all know that Jason Derulo has a boa constrictor for a pen!s. How will how a python react when it comes in contact with his boa? It will 💩 in its pants. As we know, snakes don’t have legs, so they can’t wear pants. Therefore, it 💩 on the singer’s pants and his Italian white leather couch.

When it comes to Derulo, we can’t say he didn’t 💩 his pants when he realized that there is actually a white anaconda that is bigger than him.

How many d!ck jokes do you have for this video?


Haute Dog is the hautest show of the year!
September 23rd, 2020 under HBO Max. [ Comments: none ]

We have seen reality competition grooming shows that have focused on those who walk on two legs. Tomorrow, we will see one that is dedicated to the ones who walk all fours. Haute Dog is about giving man’s best friend a whole new look. They will go from ruff to arfmazing right before our eyes.

On each episode of the HBO Max series, three groomers will compete in two rounds to give an average pooch an extreme makeover from nose to tail. At the end of the second round, the winner goes home with the barktastic prize of $10,000. They can buy a lot of dog bones to keep their clients calm when they get back home.

What more could we ask for to bring some much needed joy into our lives? Even my cat thinks it looks purrfect.

Subscribe to HBO Max today because you don’t want to miss a second of Haute Dog. That is because each second is like 8 seconds in a dog’s life, and that is a lot.


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