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Did John Legend just hint that Chrissy Teigen is a squirter?
August 31st, 2022 under Chrissy Teigen, John Legend. [ Comments: none ]

 

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John Legend just launched a new video series talking about songs he has written about Chrissy Teigen. The first song he discusses is Splash off of his album Legend, which comes out on September 9th.

The EGOT winner didn’t say how the song is about his wife; he just played the lyrics and let us figure that out with our imaginations. And I so wish he didn’t.

Why? Here are the lyrics: “Let the water purify me. Wanna be baptized. Taste those thighs. Make ’em touch the sky.
Purify me. Bring me to life. Each and every time. That I take a dive in that splish, splash.
I’m swimming in it right now. I’m spending every night in your splish, splash.
The deeper that we go. You feeling every stoke.
Splish, splash, splish, splash, splash, splash.
I’m swimming in it right now. I’m spending every night in your splish, splash., yeah.”

Legend is obviously singing about her wet vagina. And it sounds like she gets really wet because why else would he describe it as a Splash?

And with that, I know more about the couple than I ever wanted to know. Will I ever be able to look at them the same way? I don’t think so. Can you?

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Chrissy Teigen is having another Legend
August 3rd, 2022 under Chrissy Teigen, John Legend. [ Comments: none ]

Chrissy Teigen has some news to share. She and John Legend are expecting another child together.

“The last few years have been a blur of emotions to say the least, but joy has filled our home and hearts again,” the model wrote. “1 billion shots later (in the leg lately, as u can see!) we have another on the way. Every appointment I’ve said to myself, ‘ok if it’s healthy today I’ll announce’ but then I breathe a sigh of relief to hear a heartbeat and decide I’m just too nervous still. I don’t think I’ll ever walk out of an appointment with more excitement than nerves but so far, everything is perfect and beautiful and I’m feeling hopeful and amazing. Ok phew it’s been very hard keeping this in for so long!”

Teigen suffered a miscarriage nearly two years ago. At that time, she revealed that all of her pregnancies were difficult, and doctors were not hopeful she would be able to carry another baby. Hopefully, this pregnancy will go to term, and she will give birth to a healthy child.

Their baby has a big sister, Luna, 6, and a big brother, Miles, 4.

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The Voice coaches can be anything, not anyone, you like
May 15th, 2022 under Blake Shelton, Gwen Stefani, John Legend, Mika, The Voice. [ Comments: none ]

The Voice is coming back in the Fall, and they are changing up two of the coaches. Blake Shelton and John Legend will be sitting in the red chairs, and Gwen Stefani and newcomer Camila Cabello will be sitting next to them.

Hopefully, the four of them will be better at coaching than they are at harmonizing. What? You totally thought the same thing.

On a Mika note, if they are going to use his song, Grace Kelly, for their announcement, then they have to have him on the singing competition to promote his new song Yo-Yo. To see the lyric video for it, then click here!

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John Legend is so boring, he has a sleepcast to put us asleep
February 14th, 2022 under John Legend. [ Comments: none ]

If we are being real here, then we can all admit that John Legend is a real snoozefest. I mean, he is so blah that listening to him can put the most awake person to sleep. I am yawning just thinking about it.

I am not the only one who has had this thought. Headspace is thinking it too, so they hired him to be the voice of their Dreamcast. You can listen to his monotone voice as he sings his lullabies to send you off to dreamland.

Who needs to pay for Ambien when you can pay $69.99 to have Legend rock you to beddy-bye.

Good night, sweethearts. Good night.

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John Legend wants you to sleep with him on Valentine’s Day
February 9th, 2022 under John Legend. [ Comments: none ]

John Legend posted a video and said, “Do you want to sleep with me on Valentine’s Day. Stay tuned, lovers.” And that is all he said.

Well, that and it is for an ad. What do you think the ad is for? Is it for a divorce lawyer because that is what he will need when Chrissy Teigen finds out about it? Could it be for his and her’s pajamas? He could have a line of linens coming out with a name brand? Maybe a sleeping pill, and we can watch him sleep? How about a hotel stay with him? He could be doing a late night concert on Valentine’s. I know that would be put me to sleep.

What do you think? Post your wildest fantasies below in the comments.

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