In case you were living under a rock in 2025, Taylor Swift wrote the song Wood about her fiancé’s huge penis.
Anderson Cooper might not have been living under a rock, but he has a job that keeps him very busy. Therefore, he didn’t know that.
And Andy Cohen knew that. So he had his friend blindly read those lyrics during their annual New Year’s Eve Special on CNN.
Once Cooper realized what she was singing about Travis Kelce’s football between his legs, he giggled like all of the teen girl Swifties, who experienced the same realization.
And that is why I love that they do this every year, even though I don’t watch, because like an OBGYN, I cut the cord. ander
For months, there have been reports that Howard Stern was either retiring from radio after 50 years or was being fired from SiriusXM after almost 20 years. And today, after a week’s delay, we finally found out his fate!
The show started off with Andy Cohen announcing that he was taking over Howard Stern 100. So, what does that mean for the Shock Jock?
April Fools’ Day came almost six months late because that was all a prank. After that announcement, Stern came back and said that all the rumors were “completely false.” However, he is flattered that people still care about him.
The 71-year-old also revealed that he was considering retiring before all the “fake news” happened, but he knew that he couldn’t after the rumors started, because then everyone would’ve thought he “was pushed out.”
So, nothing was happening except that he was getting texts from his friends and offers from other companies wanting to pick him up.
But he told them all he was not going anywhere because he is happy with SiriusXM, and they are happy with him.
So, there you have it: we still care about him, and he still cares about us.
Do you remember during the 2020 Vice President Debate, a fly landed on Mike Pence’s head and stayed there for a while? Since then, we have not heard anything from that little bugger.
However, he has come out of hiding and made another television appearance, this time on the head of another white-haired guy. Whose hair and where was it? It was Andy Cohen during the Love Island USA Reunion.
Jeff Goldbug sure loves making appearances on trashy TV. Where will we see him next?
Machine Gun Kelly is an interesting dude, and it looks like he might have left Andy Cohen speechless on Watch What Happens Live yesterday. As we know, that is not easy to do.
So how did the singer do it? MGK told the host that his older daughter is 16, and Cohen wanted to know how young the new dad is.
According to Wikipedia, he is 35 years old. However, he says, “I don’t know if my age exists.”
Then he explained, “I don’t know many facts about my life…My skin, if it rips open. It heals really quick. There are just things where I’m starting to be like, ‘Who’s my dad?’ You know?”
He has even asked his mom about it. She told him that she thinks she might have been abducted at one point.
And now things make so much more sense about Colson Baker.
Arnold Schwarzenegger was on Watch What Happens Live, and Andy Cohen wanted to know which movie made him the most money.
Was it True Lies? Predator? Any of the Terminators? Jingle All the Way? Nope. It was Twins with Danny DeVito. Neither one of the twins was paid a salary. Instead, they were paid on the backend, and they each made more than $40 million. However, he did not say how much more.
For years, we have been hearing there was a sequel in the works, but Triplets with Eddie Murphy as their third brother never materialized.
Why was a sequel never birthed? Schwarzenegger says that when director Ivan Reitman passed away in 2022, so did the hopes of that movie being made.
His son, Jason Reitman, took over the Ghostbusters franchise, maybe he would consider giving us Triplets. I think the fans deserve it, and when I say fans, I mean me!
