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Who else finds themselves looking at Jenna Bush’s crotch now?
November 21st, 2022 under Kathie Lee and Hoda. [ Comments: none ]

Last week, Hoda Kotb revealed that her Today co-anchor, Jenna Bush, doesn’t wear underwear. Ever since then, I check the former first daughter’s crotch to see if it is true.

Case in point, here she is dancing with Jeff Goldblum and Kotb in a tight dress. So tight you can see a panty line. That is, if she had one.

So, all I want for Christmas is for her to wear panties so I can stop staring because it is all about me.

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Jenna Bush doesn’t cover her bush
November 16th, 2022 under Kathie Lee and Hoda. [ Comments: none ]

We know more than we ever wanted to know about Jenna Bush, and today Hoda Kotb told us something we really didn’t want to know about her Today co-host. What is that little tidbit? The former President’s daughter doesn’t wear underwear.

Why? “I think it makes more, pretty silhouette,” she said. “I also think you don’t have to pack as much.”

While that might be the case, so ewww. I don’t get how people can do that. Especially women, once a month for a few days. Not for me. Is it for you? And don’t you wish you didn’t know this?

Oh, and I would have loved to have seen Savannah Guthrie’s face when she found this out because Bush borrows her pants. So like, gross. I am sure Guthrie is burning her pants as you read this.

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Ryan Reynolds doesn’t say Merry Christmas anymore
November 8th, 2022 under Kathie Lee and Hoda, Mariah Carey, Will Ferrell. [ Comments: none ]

Ryan Reynolds is starring in this year’s most Spirited Christmas movies, but he doesn’t go around saying Merry Christmas anymore. Instead, he told Hoda Kotb and Jenna Bush on Today that he says, “Mariah Carey and Happy New Year!”

You know what? I am going to do that too. It is politically correct and will piss off all of the fake Christians when I say it. So it is a win/win!

So, all I want for Christmas is to say Mariah Carey to you.

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Hoda Kotb is not a fan of the Velveeta Martini
July 22nd, 2022 under Kathie Lee and Hoda. [ Comments: none ]

Earlier this week, Velveeta announced that they teamed up with BLT Restaurants for a cocktail they called the Veltini. Basically, it is a martini with Velveeta cheese and green olives. If you like those things, then you will like the drink. If you don’t, then you won’t.

Today on Today, Jenna Bush tried the drink first. She enjoyed it and told her co-anchor, Hoda Kotb, to take a sip. What did she think? She hated it, to put it mildly. Her face reminded me of a little kid that tries something they hate, like liver, or my grandmother when she tried sashimi for the first time.

And that is why I love it when Hoda and Jenna try new things. They don’t hide their feelings when they hate something. Now, if only they could see our faces so they can see how we feel about one of them.

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Hoda Kotb and Jenna Bush try the Healthy Coke
June 8th, 2022 under Kathie Lee and Hoda. [ Comments: 13 ]

If you have been on Tiktok recently, then you have seen people try Healthy Coke. What is it? It is a splash of Balsamic Vinaigrette and a La Croix sparkling flavored water. This one woman swears by it, so will Hoda Kotb and Jenna Bush do the same?

For the first time, I saw the Today hosts look disgusted. And if they can’t fake it, that tells you how disgusting it is. So, save the money and don’t buy a La Croix to try it out unless you are a masochist and just have to do it.

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