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Donald Trump is ‘the most masculine person to ever hold the White House’?
January 12th, 2021 under Donald Trump. [ Comments: none ]

Yesterday on Fox News, Bill Hemmer asked Hogan Gidley if Donald Trump feels emasculated because Twitter and other social media sites cut off his balls. The former White House Office of the Press Secretary replied by saying, he is “the most masculine person, I think, to ever hold the White House is the president of the United States.”

If he thinks that Trump is the manliest man to hold the job, I want to know what he thinks of past presidents like George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, the Roosevelts, John F. Kennedy, Ronald Reagan, and Barack Obama. They stood up for the country, fought for it and the people who call it home. What has soon to be impeached ever done that was tough?

Yelling and being a bully does not make you strong, it makes you weak. I grew up in NYC, I know what a manly man is, and Trump is not one of them. I have taken down men like that. It is so easy because they think if they scream, you will bow down to them. However, if you call them on their bluff, they fold. It is quite fun, TBH. That is why Trump is so afraid of strong women; we know his weakness and go for the jugular.


Pamela Anderson tries to bribe Donald Trump into pardoning Julian Assange
December 8th, 2020 under Donald Trump, Pamela Anderson. [ Comments: 1 ]

Pamela Anderson/Instagram

It has been alleged that people tried to bribe the White House with large sums of money for a pardon. Pamela Anderson decided to use her special skills to get Donald Trump’s attention.

The actress put on a bikini and asked him to pardon her friend Julian Assange. Did it work? We find out in the next 43 days. That’s right, in 43 days, he will finally be out of the White House for good. It cannot come soon enough.


The Tonight Show shows us how Donald Trump’s concession speech should sound
November 23rd, 2020 under Donald Trump, Jimmy Fallon. [ Comments: none ]

Donald Trump lost the Presidential election to Joe Biden by a landslide in both the popular and the electorial vote. Yet, he refuses to concede.

Therefore, The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon decided to edit one together for him. Let’s just say it is a masterpiece. So much so, I say distribute it to all of the news stations real ones like CNN, MSNBC, CBS, ABC, The NY Times and The Washington Post, and the fake ones one Fox News, NewsMax, and OANN. Let them run it. Since people are so gullible these days, they will believe anything they see on TV or read in the papers and online.

So wait, let rephrase this post. Donald Trump gave a concession speech! It won’t really be him on January 20th being dragged out of the White House screaming and crying, “I won by landslide.”


Jimmy Fallon and Patty Smyth sing Goodbye to You to a Scandal-ous Donald Trump
November 12th, 2020 under Donald Trump, Jimmy Fallon. [ Comments: none ]

Back in 1982, Patty Smyth sang Goodbye to You with Scandal. Now, 38 years later, Mrs. John McEnroe is singing an updated version about Donald Trump with Jimmy Fallon on The Tonight Show.

Do you know what? It is almost as good as the original. That is why the singer will always be a warrior! That and she looks the same now as she did then.


Alec Baldwin says goodbye to playing Donald Trump
November 8th, 2020 under Alec Baldwin, Donald Trump, Saturday Night Live. [ Comments: 4 ]

Now that Donald Trump lost the election, Alec Baldwin is finally done playing him on Saturday Night Live. Yesterday, after filming his final episode, he wrote on social media, “It’s been fun. And thanks for watching.”

I am sure he is going to miss playing “our favorite president.” That sentence is as full of truths as the ones that come out of the sore loser’s mouth every time he speaks.


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