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If only this happened during Donald Trump’s St. John’s Church photo op
June 3rd, 2020 under Donald Trump, Jimmy Kimmel. [ Comments: none ]


I grew with my mother’s side of the family being orthodox. I went to a religious high school (by choice) until I got kicked out for being too secular. In college, I was a religious studies major, even though most of my teachers wish I wasn’t. As you can tell, religion is important to me, and I believe everyone should practice what they want and how they want. I just don’t think anyone should tell anyone else how to do it. Believe me, I still get that from some of my family members.

Another thing I hate is when people fake being religious for personal gain. For example, when Donald Trump used pepper spray, rubber bullets, and military force to get the peaceful protesters to vacate the area in front of the White House for a photo op in front of St. John’s Chruch across the street. Trump held up a Bible upside-down and backside forward for the press to appease his Evangelica base. Instead, he infuriated several religious leaders, including the ones associated with the church and Pat Robertson. You know he is in trouble when that happens.

Back to the photo op., even though Trump was surrounded by cameras, he never opened up the Bible and read anything from it that might calm the anger in America right now. That is because he doesn’t care about religion. Yet his worshippers think his sent from Gd. He literally did a Jim Jones and told them to inject disinfectant to get rid of coronavirus, and they still believe he is the next coming of Christ. Have they not read the ten commandments recently?

I do believe he is a Christ, the antichrist. That is why I was surprised nothing happened to him as he held up the Bible. While in reality, it didn’t. However, Jimmy Kimmel Live showed us what we wanted to happen. I have been saying he didn’t enter the church because if he did, he would spontaneously combust. The church, sadly enough, suffered fire damage from disgraceful looters and didn’t need any more sufferening.

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Nia Vardalos’ PSA about Donald Trump’s comments about injecting disinfectant
April 24th, 2020 under Donald Trump. [ Comments: none ]

Nia Vardalos/Twitter


Yesterday, Donald Trump misunderstood the comments by one of his aides and suggested they research blasting UV light in the body or injecting disinfectants into the lungs to kill Coronavirus. Needless to say people were, well, shocked. We are also afraid that some people might take his idea literally like that one couple who drank fish cleaner.

Several people took to social media to let others know not to do that. One of the best memes came from Nia Vardalos. The actress wanted people to know that while her movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding recommended Windex for everything, it is not for killing the COVID-19. You can use it for bee stings, as I did in pinch, but you need to keep it external.

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The production company behind Parasite drops the mic on Donald Trump
February 20th, 2020 under Donald Trump, Oscars. [ Comments: none ]


Donald Trump had one his bizarre rants at a rally tonight. He went off on the movie Parasite because it won Best Picture at the Oscars this year. He does not understand why a movie from South Korea won the award. Did he see it? Nope. He just doesn’t like it because the country is not giving in to his stupid trade war.

Well, when NEON, who produces the film, heard that he bashed their Oscar-winning film, they had the perfect response for him. They wrote, “Understandable, he can’t read.” Unless someone reads that tweet to him, he will never know about it. However, we will. Because we do read.

Now, let’s talk about him saying it should’ve been Gone with the Wind. I thought he hated the wind because it blows whatever is left of his hair revealing how bald and how white his skin is.

Oh, and even though Sunset Boulevard was nominated for 11 Oscars, it did not win Best Picture. However, just like he will always be impeached and a Razzie winner, Parasite will always be the Oscar’s Best Picture of 2019.

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Donald Trump is right, there is a rat in the White House
October 1st, 2019 under Donald Trump. [ Comments: none ]


I guess there really are rats in the White House because today a baby mouse fell from the ceiling and landed on NBC’s Peter Alexander lap. Since Rachel Maddow was not there for him to give the exclusive to, he ran in to press room to see who would be a good alternate.

Since nothing has happened there in months, Shannon Pettypiece and the press got so excited they chased after him like he was Bob Mueller finally making an appearance there with some new information. All of them hoping to get the scoop and not having to scoop up after him.

Since he is a White House employee born in this administration, he was out of there before anyone knew his name. However, the pool got his name and it is Liddle’ Fuzzball. No word if he is the whistleblower, but he obviously knows something.

Let’s get serious for a moment. You know things are really going down at the WH over the impeachment proceedings because the rats are literally jumping ship.

To see Liddle’ (with a dash and not an apostrophe) Fuzzball’s face, then click here!

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Conan O’Brien travels to Greenland to buy the country for Donald Trump!
September 3rd, 2019 under Conan O'Brien, Donald Trump. [ Comments: none ]


Conan O’Brien has traveled all over the World for his TBS specials Conan Without Borders. Tonight at 10p, he travels 6,000 miles northeast to Greenland. A country that Donald Trump says he wants to buy from Denmark. However, Denmark told him no deal.

Conan flew to the gorgeous island covered mostly in ice to see if they would be willing to be sold to the United States via him as our country’s spokesman. Are the natives willing to sell to the US?

Conan sets his sights on the Nuuk, the capital of Greenland where a third of the country (around 18,000 people) lives. He is being shown the city by Vivi and she does not like the idea of becoming American. She is not alone. After touring the Nuuk Golfklub (Trump will love that), he talks to some of the residents there. None of them like the idea. Although, one guy is happy about the publicity they are getting.

The thing about Conan Without Borders is he shows a side of the locations we do not normally see. For example, Phoebe takes him home with her and serves him a true Greenlandic meal. It includes lamb, seal fat, shark skin, dried seal skin and dried fish. Sounds yummy, no? No. He talks to her family about the sale and the high school student tells him they are learning about it in school. What does her class think of the idea? What do you think? They think it is a big joke.

Now that he is familiar with their foods, it is time for him to be interviewed by KNR, Greenland’s biggest and only television station. Since he is such a big star, they ask him to do the weather. The host decides to read it in Greenlandic. He massacres their language as he reads from the teleprompter. We all would because the words are really long with a lot of vowels.

Now that he is a star, he walks the streets of downtown that has only 2 traffic lights. There, the tall white man with red hair is followed by the sole paparazzo and high school students. Both ask him questions and he gets their opinion of the possible purchase.

Now it is time to convince the premiere and the 24-year-old prime minister to sell their land to him. Will he be able to convince them to become Americans? You have to see.

Whether he won them over or not, he did buy himself a lakefront property. He travels to his piece of the rock and you see the magnitude of their icebergs. Icebergs that are melting faster than expected because of warmer temperatures. The more that keeps happening, the less likely we will living on dry land. In other words, we will be underwater.

Greenland is a country we have heard of, but have rarely seen. It is a magnificent country full of beauty. Granted they are wearing winter coats in August, but it is just gorgeous to look at. You will be in awe of how picturesque it is.

It is not only about the scenery, but it is also about the people who call Greenland home. In tonight’s special we learn about them and what their lives are like up there. What do they do for a living? What do they eat? What do they watch on television? Their history during the wars. We also learn how expensive their iPhones. Yes, they have them, Apple is everywhere. This show is a look at a place we rarely see. Conan Without Borders should be shown in schools because you will never get a realer look at a location than you will with him. Well, you can go to Greenland and get a better idea, but it is really cold there.

When it comes to Greenland selling, I hope they do not do it. They seem like are a nice group of people in a stunning country and they should stay that way. Don’t let America’s bad influence ruin what you are now. Believe me, you will remain happier that way.

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