Before I start the story, I just had an epiphany. I love to psycho analyze people. And I have finally figured out something new about trump. He is the type of kid who was rightfully bullied because he was a dick. So, after school, he would run home to his look-alike mommy and cry about how much all the kids were mean to him. Then she would call the school, their parents, or both. And then those kids would hate him even more. He didn’t have any real friends. He only had the ones that his parents bought for him.
Even though it is over 70 years later, he still acts like that kid who wants to be liked. And in those 70 years, he still has not figured out that you have to be likable to be liked.
That brings me to present day. He feels that the late night hosts are being mean to him. He can’t run home to mommy (because she is dead), so instead, he goes to the FCC and has them go after the hosts.
And that is why that FCC guy, who also had no friends, was threatening the broadcast channels to fire Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon, and Seth Meyers.
And it worked because ABC was forced to pull Jimmy Kimmel Live on Wednesday, when Nexstar and Sinclair wanted something out of trump’s mom, I mean, the FCC.
And since the four shows are sick of this bullshit, they decided to make a mockery of trump that is worse than anything they have ever done before. Because if you come for one of them, you have come for all of them. And they are also smarter than trump because he doesn’t get sarcasm and humor. Shhh! Don’t tell him or his paid friends that. It is our dirty little secret.
And one more thing. What trump and his paid friends who use him have not figured out is that you can get them fired from broadcast, where they have some constraints in the classroom. But the second they are free on the courtyard, they can do whatever they want. And they will.
Please understand, I HATE bullies. I take them down. It is so much fun. So don’t be a trump, be a late night host.
For years, donald trump has said that he has wanted to get Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Kimmel fired. And it looks like he has found a way to do that.
However, there was something he did not account for, and that is that Colbert is that The Late Show host still has seven months left on his contract. Therefore, he can say and do whatever he wants because what are they going to do, fire him? They already did that.
So when Colbert heard that Jimmy Kimmel Live is suspended indefinitely, he and his staff knew they had to go after the dick-tator wannabe. And they did.
They changed up the lyrics to Beauty and the Beast’s Be Our Guest to be all about the orange one. And he is not going to like it. Because, as they say, the truth hurts, and this was very truthful.
Just like the original tune, this one is very catchy. So catchy, I cannot stop singing it.
South Park came back swinging, and it swung and hit Donald Trump for its first three episodes. And they are not done doing that.
Tomorrow at 10p on Comedy Central, they are going to take a swing at someone who is hated almost as much as the man that may or may not be alive. Who is it? Labubus!
Trey Parker and Matt Stone previewed what we can expect on the next episode: “Butters experiences the reality of tariffs when he has to buy a Labubu doll for his girlfriend’s birthday.”
The tariffs have already affected the cost of Labubus. When I was looking to see how much they were on Walmart, they were going for over $400. How does something that ugly cost so much money?
Oh, and South Park is not done making fun of teeny tiny Trump. To see what they did now, then click here!
I have seen animated nudity on South Park before, but I was not prepared to see what I saw yesterday on the 27th season premiere of South Park.
They went after Donald Trump, just as he goes after everyone else. And unlike the president, what Trey Parker and Matt Stone did was hysterical. I am still laughing.
Since they use animation that does not require a lot of time to produce, they were able to incorporate current jokes, such as Stephen Colbert’s cancellation and the addition of cane sugar to Coke.
But it didn’t stop there. There is also a rumor, started by Trump, that part of the settlement with Paramount is that Skydance will do PSAs for him. Well, Parker and Stone did their own PSA for him. They had a live-action version of him walking in the desert in a suit, and slowly stripping down until he was naked. Then, we see him fall to the sand, exposing his huge ass. Finally, he turns over and his “teeny tiny penis” rises up and endorses the PSA.
It is an image I will never unsee. But it is also something I can’t stop laughing at, just like I can’t stop laughing at the portrait they made of Trump having a smaller penis than David.
Oh, and did I mention that they literally had him bed with the Devil, which we all assumed, just like the Epstein Files.
Side note. After I watched the episode, I spoke to my blind friend, and I told her it was a good thing that she could not see the naked Donald Trump. And she laughed, but not as hard as she did during the episode! Now, both of us can’t wait for Paramount+ to add audio description to the episode to hear how they describe those scenes.
The little things in life that make the world a better place.
Finally, I don’t expect South Park to be cancelled, no matter how much Trump cries and threatens to stop the merger. That is because Paramount signed a $1.5 billion deal with Paramount this week. Do you know how much it would cost to break it?
President Trump has granted a full pardon to reality show stars Todd and Julie Chrisley.
The Chrisleys were convicted in June 2022 on multiple federal charges, including conspiracy to commit bank fraud, bank fraud, tax evasion, and wire fraud.
Tiger King has been begging Donald Trump to be pardoned since his last administration, but he is still sitting in prison, and his husband has just been deported.
While his story is sad, another reality star’s is not. Actually, two stars because today he pardoned Todd and Julie Chrisley. He called their daughter, Savannah, to tell her the good news.
They were convicted on June 7, 2022. The U.S. Attorney’s Office for the Northern District of Georgia explained for what in the press release: “Following a three-week trial, a federal jury found Todd and Julie Chrisley guilty of conspiring to defraud community banks out of more than $30 million of fraudulent loans. The jury also convicted Todd and Julie Chrisley and their accountant, Peter Tarantino, of a number of tax crimes, including conspiring to defraud the IRS. The Chrisleys were found guilty of tax evasion, and Peter Tarantino was found guilty of filing two false corporate tax returns on behalf of the Chrisleys’ company. The jury also found Julie Chrisley guilty of wire fraud and obstruction of justice.”
They were said to have hidden the money from their reality show, Chrisley Knows Best, from the IRS. Todd did not file tax returns or pay any taxes in 2013, 2014, 2015, and 2016. He still owed them money when their reality show began filming. Not wanting the money to be seized by the government, he put the money in Julie’s name only.
On November 22, 2022, they were sentenced. Todd was given 12 years, while his wife got 7. They have been in prison since January 22, 2003.
It is good to be rich, white, Republican people who break federal laws while Trump is president.
The timing is perfect because last week, Lifetime greenlit a series about the family. According to People, “The Chrisleys don’t know best anymore, but they’re doing their best to be there for each other. The family faces the challenge of carrying on the Chrisley name and legacy on their own with only phone calls and brief visits with their incarcerated parents.”
Right now, you can hear a lot of moaning over at Lifetime because their reality show just got a million times better. And that makes me so sad. They should not be rewarded for their crimes.
UPDATE: Savannah Chrisley responded to her parents being freed. To see what she said, then click here!
