As we know, if you do donald trump a favor, he will do one for you. According to reports, this includes pardons, government contracts, and deporting ex-girlfriends.
Jeff Bezos might be one of the richest men in the world. However, he still needs favors from micro-penis, so he bought Melania Trump’s documentary and streamed it on Prime Video after an unsuccessful run in movie theaters.
Now, the Wall Street Journal is reporting that Prime Video is looking to team with another trump. This time, they are considering rebooting The Apprentice with Don Jr.
I don’t know what Bezos is asking for, but it better be yuge. Don Jr has the personality of a wet noodle, just like his noodle.
I should add that Amazon Studios that this has just been discussed internally, and it is not in development. However, I would not be surprised if that changes when one of those billionaires needs something from the other one.
The White House Correspondents’ Dinner is on Sunday, and for the first time in his presidency, donald trump is going to attend.
However, since he has balls smaller than the raccoon who robert f.kennedy cut the penis off, he will be leaving before he can be roasted.
Well, Jimmy Kimmel feels that he should hear what he is missing. Therefore, yesterday, for almost nine minutes, the host didn’t hold back as he went off on potus and the administration, as if he were the Master of Ceremonies. It is so brutal, I can feel their pain. And it felt so good!
I hope they can top it at the real event. Because all those reverse bullies need to have their feelings hurt on camera in front of the press so they can write about it, and we can read about it!!! That, and watch it over and over again.
On Tuesday night, donald trump gave his annual state of the union speech. I was going to watch it, but I was streaming Police Woman with Angie Dickinson on Tubi, and I didn’t want to be spoiled by how the series ended in 1978. Time was of the essence.
Therefore, I didn’t watch because that was more dire. I am not the only one who missed it. According to Nielsen, 11% of the people who watched last year were also drawn to watch or do anything else, like watch paint dry. Granted, I didn’t watch last year either because I was washing my hair.
Anyways, while his ratings were down by a lot, Stephen Colbert’s ratings for that night were up by 7% as compared to 2025!
As The Late Show host explained, “People may not like watching trump, but they do like watching me not like watching trump.” Yes, we do!
BTW If you asked trump about his ratings from Tuesday, he will tell you, “They were the best ratings that any president has ever gotten at the state of the union and no one has ever seen anything like it.”
Aaron Rupar shared some photos from donald trump’s meeting with republicans yesterday. As soon as I saw this photo, all I could think he was showing us the size of his penis. And just like everything else that he tells us, it looks like he was exaggerating.
donald trump keeps bragging about how he has aced a cognitive test three times, and no one has scored as high as he has.
So, Jimmy Kimmel decided to see if he could beat the president at that too.
Did he? Yes, because the host, who more people want to watch, does not show signs of dementia, and knows that a rhino is not a hippopotamus and a camel is not a giraffe.
Now that you have seen what the test is, do you think you could also perfect it?
Can we all agree this was a brilliant way to troll Mr. Micropenis? However, you know, that the orange one is going to say that Kimmel cheated.
