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Morris Day, Young MC, and C+C Music Factory drop out of Freedom 250
May 27th, 2026 under Bret Michaels, Donald Trump, Vanessa Minnillo/Nick Lachey. [ Comments: none ]

Today, something called Freedom 205 announced a concert series at the National Mall in DC around July 4th to celebrate America’s 250th birthday.

They took Prince’s words to heart, as in they booked artists that would have been cool to party with in 1999.

Who are these acts? They are: Martina McBride, Young MC, C+C Music Factory, Vanilla Ice, Milli Vanilli, The Commodores, Morris Day & The Time, Flo Rida, and Bret Michaels.

Well, I guess they didn’t clear it with everyone because Morris Day took to social media and wrote, “Contrary To Rumor, Morris Day & The Time Will Not Be Perfoming At The ‘GREAT AMERICAN STATE FAIR.'”

And he is not the only one. Young MC wrote, “I HAVE INFORMED MY AGENTS THAT I WILL NOT BE PERFORMING AT THE FREEDOM 250 EVENT.

“The artists were never told about any political involvement with the event. And despite the claims by the organizers that the event is non- partisan, SPIN magazine describes it as Trump-backed”. I hope to perform in D.C. in the near future at an event that is not so politically.”

Finally, Freedom Williams from C+C Music Factory clarified things in his recorded message. He said that his agent called him three months ago and asked if he wanted to play DC. However, he never explained what it was for. As soon as he realized that it was associated with donald trump, he didn’t break a sweat and pulled out from performing.

As of Wednesday night, none of the other musicians listed have posted anything about performing at the Great American State Fair. Therefore, I think that a few more will drop out.

However, I am sure that Rob Pilatus of Milli Vanilli will still go live. Too soon?

Seriously, am I the only one who didn’t know that some of these acts were still together and touring? I really thought a few of them didn’t make it past the millennium, like C+C.

On that note, some of these names are so on par for this administration because of their scandals. Milli Vanilli and C+C Music Factory used “prettier faces” to be the faces for the real people singing their songs. Vanilla Ice was sued for sampling Queen and David Bowie’s Pressure in Ice, Ice Baby. And Bret Michaels thinking he is better than his Poison bandmates.

Gotta love Meidas Trump, turning everything into shit with his touch.

UPDATE: Vanilla Ice confirmed he will be performing, “This is going to be epic. America 250 put your dancing shoes on everyone is a teenager for the night.”

So yesterday, I was going to write that I had a theory that Vanilla Ice was behind the lineup because he is friends with trump and told him to book. And this makes me think I was correct.

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What will Jeff Bezos get for making this happen?
April 29th, 2026 under Donald Trump. [ Comments: none ]

As we know, if you do donald trump a favor, he will do one for you. According to reports, this includes pardons, government contracts, and deporting ex-girlfriends.

Jeff Bezos might be one of the richest men in the world. However, he still needs favors from micro-penis, so he bought Melania Trump’s documentary and streamed it on Prime Video after an unsuccessful run in movie theaters.

Now, the Wall Street Journal is reporting that Prime Video is looking to team with another trump. This time, they are considering rebooting The Apprentice with Don Jr.

I don’t know what Bezos is asking for, but it better be yuge. Don Jr has the personality of a wet noodle, just like his noodle.

I should add that Amazon Studios that this has just been discussed internally, and it is not in development. However, I would not be surprised if that changes when one of those billionaires needs something from the other one.

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I almost feel bad for donald trump after Jimmy Kimmel’s roasting
April 24th, 2026 under Donald Trump, Jimmy Kimmel. [ Comments: none ]

The White House Correspondents’ Dinner is on Sunday, and for the first time in his presidency, donald trump is going to attend.

However, since he has balls smaller than the raccoon who robert f.kennedy cut the penis off, he will be leaving before he can be roasted.

Well, Jimmy Kimmel feels that he should hear what he is missing. Therefore, yesterday, for almost nine minutes, the host didn’t hold back as he went off on potus and the administration, as if he were the Master of Ceremonies. It is so brutal, I can feel their pain. And it felt so good!

I hope they can top it at the real event. Because all those reverse bullies need to have their feelings hurt on camera in front of the press so they can write about it, and we can read about it!!! That, and watch it over and over again.

Seriously, if you need a good laugh, hit play!!!

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Stephen Colbert got better ratings than donald trump!
February 27th, 2026 under Donald Trump, Stephen Colbert. [ Comments: none ]

On Tuesday night, donald trump gave his annual state of the union speech. I was going to watch it, but I was streaming Police Woman with Angie Dickinson on Tubi, and I didn’t want to be spoiled by how the series ended in 1978. Time was of the essence.

Therefore, I didn’t watch because that was more dire. I am not the only one who missed it. According to Nielsen, 11% of the people who watched last year were also drawn to watch or do anything else, like watch paint dry. Granted, I didn’t watch last year either because I was washing my hair.

Anyways, while his ratings were down by a lot, Stephen Colbert’s ratings for that night were up by 7% as compared to 2025!

As The Late Show host explained, “People may not like watching trump, but they do like watching me not like watching trump.” Yes, we do!

BTW If you asked trump about his ratings from Tuesday, he will tell you, “They were the best ratings that any president has ever gotten at the state of the union and no one has ever seen anything like it.”

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Did donald trump show us how tiny his penis is?
January 7th, 2026 under Donald Trump. [ Comments: none ]

Aaron Rupar shared some photos from donald trump’s meeting with republicans yesterday. As soon as I saw this photo, all I could think he was showing us the size of his penis. And just like everything else that he tells us, it looks like he was exaggerating.

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