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Keegan-Michael Key is going to play Donald Trump’s penis
September 23rd, 2021 under Donald Trump. [ Comments: none ]

Nintendo announced today who will be the voice cast in the Super Mario Bros. animated movie that comes out on December 21, 2022. One of the names attached to the movie is Keegan-Michael Key, and he will be voicing Toad.

So why did I say he is playing Donald Trump’s penis? Remember when Stormy Daniels described Trump’s penis as Toad from Mario Brothers? Well, I can never forget. Anytime I see the Mushroom Retainer, that is all I can think about. Therefore, when I see the movie, that is who I think Key will be playing. Tell me I am not alone.

For those of you who care about the film and want to know who else is in it, then click here!


Watch Trump implode!
February 17th, 2021 under Donald Trump. [ Comments: none ]

Today was a great day in America. That is because a Trump went down in just a few seconds. Sadly, not a living one on criminal charges, but the inanimate one in Atlantic City.

Trump Plaza in the New Jersey gambling town was imploded to make way for something newer and better like the Biden Tower. Just joking. Anything is better than a Trump building.

Although there was an advantage to it still standing, it reminded Trump about all of his bankruptcies it caused him.

To see another angle of the implosion, then click here!


Donald Trump knows how to resign
February 4th, 2021 under Donald Trump. [ Comments: none ]

SAG-AFTRA recently announced that they planned on holding an meeting to expel Donald Trump from their union. However, now they don’t have to because he already resigned. America’s worst president sent them a letter full of what he normally does, lies.

He addressed the letter to the union’s president Gabrielle Carteris. “I write to you today regarding the so-called Disciplinary Committee hearing aimed at revoking my union membership. Who cares,” he wrote. “While I’m not familiar with your work, I’m very proud of my work on movies such as Home Alone 2, Zoolander and Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps; and television shows including The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Saturday Night Live, and of course, one of the most successful shows in television history, The Apprentice – to name just a few!”

First off, he doesn’t know her work because he is too old to know Beverly Hills, 90210. Second, The Apprentice is nowhere close to being one of the “most successful shows in television history.” Reality television is cheap like him, which is why it lasted so long.

Then he goes on to say, “Which brings me to your blatant attempt at free media attention to distract from your dismal record as a union. Your organization has done little for its members, and nothing for me – besides collecting dues and promoting dangerous un-American policies and ideas – as evident by your massive unemployment rates and lawsuits from celebrated actors, who even recorded a video asking, ‘Why isn’t the union fighting for me?'”

The video is about older actors complaining about getting screwed on the healthcare plan. He has a point there. However, so many actors are out of work because of how Trump screwed up the coronavirus plan.

Maybe he should stop listening to Chachi, the girl who played Buffy in the movie, and Antonio Sabato, Jr. to know the real deal about the union.

Anyways, SAG-AFTRA’s President Gabrielle Carteris and National Executive Director David White responded to him with two words. Not those two words, but “Thank you.” That is a perfect example of a mic drop.

BTW Did you know that a former president of SAG went on to become President of the United States? His name is Ronald Reagan.


Billy Bush gives Donald Trump one last bus ride
January 21st, 2021 under Donald Trump, Jimmy Kimmel. [ Comments: none ]

We all know what happened the first time that Donald Trump and Billy Bush went for a bus ride for Access Hollywood. Well, to give Trump the proper sendoff, the now host of Extra decided to do it again. What happens next? I don’t really care because the loser is finally out of the White House and allowed to grab his own pussy. I am assuming that is what his crotch looks like one because I am sure his penis has retreated back into his body.

On a serious note, I love that Bush was willing to go there for Jimmy Kimmel Live.


James Corden gives Donald Trump a Les Misérables sendoff
January 20th, 2021 under Broadway, Donald Trump, James Corden. [ Comments: none ]

James Corden has done a few musical numbers on his Late Late Show throughout the years, but yesterday’s might be his most perfect one yet. That is because he reworked Les Misérables’ One Day More in honor of Donald Trump’s one more day in the White House.

Since he cannot do such a big group number by himself, he was joined by Broadway stars: Joshua Grosso, Jillian Butler, Emily Bautista, Kyle Scatliffe, Shuler Hensley, Patti LuPone, and Matt Lucas. Three of which star/red in the musical.

Broadway is one of the hardest-hit industries because of the pandemic. Therefore, the CBS talk show donated money to Broadway Cares as a thank you to the actors who took part in this song.


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