Just in case you needed another reason to check out Kaley Cuoco’s new animated show on DC Universe November 29th, she gave us a f*cking great one on The Kelly Clarkson Show today.
Harley Quinn is not the type of cartoon you can watch with your kids. That is because she has the mouth of a sailor. Which Cuoco enjoys and finds it cathartic. While it works for her, it does not work for the network. The show once got notes that they need to cut down the amount of F-bombs in an episode.
Which makes you wonder how many f*cks make them suddenly give a f*ck? 10? 25? 50? 100? 1,000? I was once on a phone with someone in customer service and they drove me so crazy, I swear I hit the 1,000 mark of For UnCarnal Knowledge. Yes, it did make feel better, just like to does these two ladies!
2020 is off to a good start because we will not be spending New Year’s Eve with Jenny McCarthy. She announced on Live with Kelly and Ryan that she is taking the year off because her son wants to spend the holiday with her at home. Since he is 17, she knows she has to make the most of it before he leaves her.
Whatever the reason, who cares. One less show with her on it is a good start. Now if only Fox would do the same with Masked Singer. We would all be better off.
No word who will replace her, but I am assuming one of the many women who has been on Dancing with the Stars will get the job. Hopefully, Leah Remini because I would not mind watching the ball drop with her. Maybe someday Seacrest’s balls will do the same. Sorry, it was too easy not to pass that joke up.
Kelly Clarkson has a new talk show and she had some huge guests on it today. They are Simon Cowell, Paula Abdul and the dog Randy Jackson. Three people who have been with her since the start of her career back in 2002 on a little show called American Idol.
That was an interesting year for all of them and they talked about what it was like working on the singing competition before it aired. Cowell said the auditions were so bad he thought the show was going to fail. He went back to London and had no idea when the show was going to debut in the States. The day after it premiered, he got a phone call telling him the show was a hit. Cowell really thought it would be on for two weeks and then be done. Jackson felt the same way, but Paula knew it was going to be a hit. Who is the smartest one in the trio?
Although the boys would try to make Abdul look crazy and dumb on the judging panel. They would play a game they called The Name Game. Cowell would say to them, you can have x amount of time on Rodeo Drive with his black card if they said certain words like “spotted dick” on the air.
The had a lot of fun working together, as you can see, would they do it again? In a heartbeat. If I were ABC, I would fire those three judges they have now and replace them with this set. Then I would watch American Idol again.
One thing I will never watch again is From Justin to Kelly. I am not alone because Clarkson really hates the film. In fact, the singer told her nanny if she ever shows it to her two kids, that person would be fired. What would it take to get Clarkson to remake it? If Cowell did it with her. He would do it in a small role.
Talking about that film, whatever happened to Justin Guarini? He also was on the show and talked about how he landed that Dr. Diet Pepper commercials. However, he did not say if he would do another From Justin to Kelly. I would watch a sequel, wouldn’t you?
Seeing them all together makes me miss how good Idol was before they added the fourth judge. That is when the show went downhill.
One of the sappiest songs ever recorded is Extreme’s More Than Words. This season the coaches of The Voice harmonize that tune together. Can a Popstar, a Country boy, an R&B artist and a Country Popstar get the melody down as one coherent group? That is what Gwen Stefani, her boyfriend Blake Shelton, John Legend and Kelly Clarkson attempt to do with Carson Daly on guitar.
How did they do? Surprisingly. the love song worked for the American Idol winner and the one who won an EGOT. However, it was not made for the couple’s voices. They came off as really nasally. It made question if the No Doubt singer can sing without the help of a producer if you know what I mean?
Kelly Clarkson’s has a Monday-Friday job now. What better way to let everyone know about the Kelly Clarkson Show than by singing Dolly Parton’s classic tune 9 to 5. Not only that she made a music video to go with the show stopper. Well, it was actually for the beginning of the show, but you know what I meant.
I love that she opens every episode with a cover, I cannot wait to see what she does next. She did a great job with Lady Gaga’s Bad Romance today. She can sing anything. Which can be why she will always be the original American Idol. Well, that and she was the first winner for the singing competition.
On that note, are you voting for her talk show to continue on to the finale or do you think she should be voted off? I am loving it so far!
