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This Family Feud Fast Money is heartbreaking
January 23rd, 2020 under Steve Harvey. [ Comments: none ]


The Fast Money round on Family Feud can go one of two ways. If you and a teammate get 200 points, then you win $10,000. If you don’t, then you get $5 for each point you scored.

Most of the time, it is a team effort. However, sometimes one teammate does all the work. Case in point, Lamont scored 187 points in his round. Therefore, it should be easy for Robert to score the remaining 13 points. It wasn’t. So much so, I don’t think the Allen family will be letting Santa Claus in their house for Christmas.

How could not one person say that Santa Claus is the best part of Christmas? I love Santa! I mean without him, who would give us the gifts we love so much? And how was family the #1 answer over presents? Who wants to see their family on the holiday? Especially the ones who give crappy gifts.

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A Family Feud wedding proposal!
December 26th, 2019 under Steve Harvey. [ Comments: none ]


Aleisha Gilliam joined her family on Family Feud, and she got the surprise of a lifetime. When Steve Harvey was chatting with her, he asked her if she was married. She told the host she is waiting for her man to pop the question. She explained to him she knows it is happening, but she just does not know when.

That is when Harvey brought her to the center stage and her boyfriend walked out. Timothy Olatunde held both of her hands and said to her, “Suprise!” Then he added, “I am here today, on national television, in front of all of these people, asking you if you would do me the honor of lighting up my life, for the rest of my life.” With that, he got down on one knee and popped the question.

Did she say yes? Of course, she did because she knew it was coming. In fact, they got married in Belize less than three months after their special episode aired.

Did she win the money, he told her to win to pay for that wedding? Her family did not make it to the final round. However, she got something much better. A husband who is a doctor!

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Is the best question that Family Feud ever asked?
August 6th, 2019 under Steve Harvey. [ Comments: none ]


Steve Harvey asked the contestants on Family Feud, “When a man swims in cold water, his package shrinks from the size of zucchini to what vegetable?” Denise started it off with an “olive.” That answer was even too small for the people the game show polled. However, a cherry tomato was not.

The answers do not matter. Just the fact that they had the cocktail onions (which are the size of man’s balls after goes he swimming in cold water) to ask the question is all we need to know. I mean how amazing is that question? Can you think of a better one that they have asked throughout the show’s run? I certainly can not.

BTW Am I the only one who learned about shrinkage from Seinfeld? Who says TV is not educational?

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What would King Kong do to the Statue of Liberty?
July 31st, 2019 under Steve Harvey. [ Comments: none ]


Steve Harvey asked the contestants on Family Feud, “Name something King Kong would be caught doing to the Statue of Liberty?” Since I have a dirty mind, it immediately went there. Sadly, it took them three tries before Tawanda told the host, “He gonna be humping it, Steve.”

For some reason Harvey was shocked by the answer. Which I do not know why because it is the most obvious. Maybe it was the was she said it? Why did she say it before the men on her team. You would think that would have been their first guess?

Maybe they have never seen it. Now that I think about it, we are doing for a remake of the film that has already been done three times.

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Did Brooklyn Decker give the best answer on Celebrity Family Feud?
July 22nd, 2019 under Steve Harvey, Uncategorized. [ Comments: none ]


Brooklyn Decker’s mom Tessa is the coolest lady who gave the best sexual answers on Celebrity Family Feud yesterday. However, her daughter stole one of her answers and won the night!

Steve Harvey asked the contestants, “Name a reason you’re in a hole?” The model told him, “You are a man having sex!” When the audience turned on her, for some strange reason, she blamed her sweet mother for the brilliant answer.

Why was that not on the board because it is true? There is no way he is not in a hole during sex! All three ways require him to be.

Oh well, I guess the answer was too spot-on for the people who they surveyed.

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