Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Have you ever wanted to stay in a room fit for a King like Garfield? Well, you can at 11 Motel 6s from now until June 6th in honor of the orange cat’s movie coming out on May 24th.

The Garfield-themed room’s walls are covered with orange fur and stripe prints, and it includes a cat condo and tree, dog and cat amenities, and plushies of the beloved movie characters.

“I love seeing myself on the big screen, so I figured, hey, let’s double down on my big break and take a new position as the first-ever Chief Pet Officer for Motel 6. As you’ll see in my new movie, I know first-hand how good it feels to be welcomed with a nice place to sleep,” said Garfield, Chief Pet Officer, Motel 6. “My first order of business was to design my own Garfield Movie-themed rooms for all cats to enjoy.”

The rooms are pet-friendly because Motel 6 is friendly to pets. So friendly that they let our four-legged friends stay for free. Now that my cat knows that, she wants us to stay in one of those rooms. What does she care? It is free for her, and costly for me.

It has been almost two months since Punxsutawney Phil told us we were going to get an early Spring. And Spring has sprung early for our favorite groundhog because his spring sprung.

Punxsutawney Phil and his wife, Punxsutawney Phyllis, are proud parents.

The Punxsutawney Groundhog Club announced “that Phil and Phyllis have given birth to two healthy baby Groundhogs! The babies are currently in with mom and dad at the zoo that is located at the Punxsutawney Memorial Library.”

Congrats to the family of four and the town of Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania whose tradition will go on for years to come due to these two new additions.

Is it wrong that if the babies are boys, I hope that they are named Bill and Murray?

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Willow Biden struck cat nip gold when she was adopted by First Lady Jill Biden. Not only does she get to live in the White House, but she also lives in a house that has a surplus of Christmas trees for her to climb and destroy during the holiday season. That is a cat’s dream, so she living the best nine lives!

My cat is so jealous of her. However, my baby also loves her because she is so happy that there is a feline back in 1600 Penn. The first time since Bill Clinton was President.

What Is New York Official

Remember Pizza Rat? Well, he is being replaced by The Smoking Roach.

Gotta love New York City! You never know what you are going to see. But you know it is going to be interesting.

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There are calendars for everything and everyone these days. And now there is one that I wonder who it is for.

What is it? It is Dogs Pooping In Beautiful Places. And it can be yours for $19.99 on Joyfullift.

The imagery and detail are just out of this world. Different dogs, different places, and different shit for each month. Be the one and only to own the world’s rarest collectible.

I don’t know who would want to own this. Or should I say I don’t want to know who wants to own it? But I think it will be an excellent gift for White Elephant parties. Because who doesn’t want to trade this for a sex toy?

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