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Arby’s goes to the dogs!
April 15th, 2022 under Animals, Fast Food. [ Comments: none ]

We know that dogs love Arby’s. So much so, they won’t leave you alone when you bring it home.

Well, the fast food restaurant came up with a way to trick our best friends. They released plush versions of their Roast Beef Sandwich, Curly Fries, and a drink cup. By the looks of it, puppies love it just as much as the real thing.

And don’t we want them to be as happy as much as possible? It is not like they are a cat, and canines can experience happiness that does not involve hurting their pets.

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Nick Carter’s cat makes an ass out of him!
March 8th, 2022 under Animals, Backstreet Boys /Aaron Carter. [ Comments: none ]

Someone sent Nick Carter a video of Danny Hall and his cat Tinker singing Backstreet Boys’ Larger Than Life. Well, the singer got his cat Frodo and decided that the two of them should watch the other duo’s duet.

How did it go? Carter loved it! But I don’t think Frodo did because he turned his back on the camera. And that is why we say all cats are sh!ts. You know, because they love to show us their smelly buttholes!

But then again, Frodo could have been telling his subject that just because I don’t sing your crappy songs on cue doesn’t mean you can make an ass out of me, so I am going to make an ass out of you! And boy did Frodo bite the hand that feeds him. But that is what all cats do, and we, as cat owners, just accept our fate.

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Michael Winslow’s America’s Got Talent performance gets the dogs’ votes
August 25th, 2021 under America's Got Talent, Animals. [ Comments: none ]

You might not know Michael Winslow’s name, but you know the sounds he makes with his mouth from the Police Academy franchise. It has been a while since we have gotten a sequel, so he decided to audition for America’s Got Talent. The comedian made such an impression the judges put him through to the next round, and yesterday he performed on the live show in the quarter finals.

Winslow did a bit about Simon Cowell’s dogs and imitated what the pooches sound like. Well, when Xavi heard the impression, the French Bulldog thought it was the real thing. Therefore, he started barking at the television screen. It was his way of telling his furrent to vote Winslow through to the next round.

Did enough dogs vote him through? We will find out tonight on NBC.

To see Winslow’s full performance, then click here!

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NYC rats have crabs
August 24th, 2021 under Animals. [ Comments: none ]

Pizza Rat has gotten an upgrade. He is not eating crabs. Think about that? Subway Creatures are now eating better than us. What are we doing wrong?

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How many Yankees’ ball boys does it take to catch a cat?
August 3rd, 2021 under Animals, Sports figures. [ Comments: none ]


MLB

Yesterday, the NY Yankees played the Baltimore Orioles, and it was far from a perfect game for them. But then, in the 8th inning, things got purrfect when a kitty found its way onto the field.

The cute little cat got its way around the bases and the outfield because no one seemed to want to stop it. Can you blame anyone on the Orioles for standing down? I mean, they are a bird, and felines are their natural enemies.

Anyways, back to the cat. Eventually, the Bronx Bombers sent out some ball boys to play dog catcher, and they bombed.

It basically went from a baseball game to a Benny Hill skit. So much so, I could hear the music playing every time the pussy escaped those pussies.

Eventually, the cat made its way off of the field, but not before it made its way into our hearts.

When it comes to why it had such a successful run? That is just how us cool Bronx cats roll!

XOXO Danny!

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