Revenge porn is so last decade. So what can you do now to get back at your ex for Valentine’s Day? You can name a roach, a veggie, or a rodent after them and watch it be fed to an animal at the San Antonio Zoo.
The annual Cry Me a Cockroach fundraiser lowered its prices this year so that more people can watch their exes being swallowed whole by a fox or a crocodile. You can get a cockroach, a vegetable, or a rat for $5, or a rat for $15.
What do you get for that price?
A downloadable Valentine’s Day card to share with friends—or former flames
A special Valentine’s Day video featuring one of the zoo’s popular animal residents
“With Cry Me a Cockroach, we’ve found a fun and creative way for people around the world to get some innocent revenge,” said Tim Morrow, President & CEO of San Antonio Zoo. “It’s a lighthearted fundraiser with real impact, and it’s become a Valentine’s Day tradition across the globe.”
I am going to get a rat and name it donald trump because I can’t wait to break up with him. I would go with Stephen Miller, but no animal deserves that.
Move over, The Kardashians, Jennifer Aniston, Real Housewives, Meghan Markle, and Jenna Ortega, you are no longer television’s best-dressed bitches. That title now belongs to Bluebell, who plays Betty on the PUPular Will Trent!
ABC shared a photo of the chihuahua wearing three different sweaters, and she is making all the boys howl!
Tune in to see Bluebell model all of her arfdorable clothes starting on January 6th!
Kids are not the only people who love Zootopia; pets do too! So in China, several movie theaters opened their doors to dogs and their best friends to watch the sequel! And they give it two paws up!
The theaters lowered the sound and gave their owners diapers and pads, just in case. But they were all good boys and girls, and didn’t make a mess.
This is a great idea, and they should do it. My cat wants to go see the Disney film because our friend is in it, and we don’t have Disney+.
Last month, the producer of Air Bud announced they were looking for their new star, and today they announced who will be the next basketball-playing Golden Retrievers. That is plural because two Goldens were given the golden opportunity.
Over 5,000 dogs were submitted for the title role, and Charlie from Ohio and Summer from San Diego scored a slam dunk with producer Robert Vince.
In Air Bud Returns, 12-year-old Jacob has always dreamt of being a star basketball player. After the passing of his father, that dream felt even more impossible. But everything changes when he and his mom move into his dad’s childhood home in Fernfield. There, Jacob discovers an original VHS of the Air Bud movie in his father’s belongings and has a chance meeting of a neglected golden retriever he names Buddy. Together, they embark on a journey of healing, unite a team of misfits, and chase a championship. Through it all they learn to play from the heart, believe in each other, and always take the shot!
The Goldens are being trained for their on-camera debut and will hit the basketball court in Vancouver on October 1st.
Their movie, which is the 15th one in the franchise, is expected to be released late next year.
Yesterday was the Caught Stealing premiere in NYC, and Austin Butler, Zoë Kravitz, and Darren Aronofsky were not the stars of the black carpet. Instead, that title goes to Tonic the Cat, who plays Butler’s buddy Bud.
The Maine Coon came rolling in on a black car, wearing a leather jacket. Even a shirtless Butler and Bad Bunny’s nipples couldn’t compete.
As soon as Tonic rode in, all the photographers focused their cameras on him!
Poor Kravitz, first she had to share the spotlight with a bee, and now a cat. When will it be her turn?
If Tonic looks familiar to you, it is because you saw him in either Pet Sematary or Thanksgiving!
You can see the superstar in his third film starting on Friday.
