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Shohei Ohtani’s dog made Major League Baseball history
August 29th, 2024 under Animals, Sports figures. [ Comments: none ]

Yesterday was a big day for LA Dodger’s Shohei Ohtani, and what a day it was.

We are on the tail end of the dog days of summer. But it wasn’t too late for Ohtani to celebrate his best friend, Decoy.

The pitcher and his dog were honored with a bobblehead at the game, and the fans lined up early to get one.

Then, when they got inside, they witnessed a Major League first. Ohanti’s dog, wearing a baseball jersey with his dad’s number 17 on it, threw the first pitch! Creating an arfdorable moment that delighted everyone in the crowd,

The night was only getting started. As it went on, Ohtani scored his 42nd homerun and his 41st and 42nd stolen bases for the year. That is why he is the $70 million man.

They say three times is a charm, and the baseball played had a charming night,

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Lucy May is the baddest bitch in baseball!
August 26th, 2024 under Animals, Sports figures. [ Comments: none ]

On Friday, Lucy May, 10 months old, made her baseball debut as the bat girl for the Clearwater Threshers.

How did it go? She scored a home run in the hearts of the crowd, even though she made a foul on the field.

During practice, she was introduced to the baseball fans, and immediately things went wrong. Her master let her off the leash to retrieve the bat, and instead, she ran away. She then went over towards first base and stopped. What did she do? She did a doo doo.

And with that, she is the star of the Philadelphia Phillies minor league team! Go, Lucy May!

Hopefully, she will be called up to the majors soon.

But until then, she isn’t going anywhere. The Threshers declared, “She’s over 6 years younger than Layla was when she started, so she’s still learning.

“She’s got lots of time until our home opener in April, and we know she’ll get it just right soon ”

For the first time since I lived in Miami and would go to NY Yankees vs NY Mets games, I am going to be watching minor league games.

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Would Lupita Nyong’o survive A Quiet Place with her cat?
August 9th, 2024 under Animals. [ Comments: none ]

If you have seen A Quiet Place: Day One, you know that Lupita Nyong’o is carrying a cat around the movie. Any feline owner will tell you that it is hard to keep a kitty quiet when you are running with them or just holding them. And all creatures must be silent in A Quiet Place so the monsters won’t get them.

Well, there is a new trend on TitTok where cat owners run with their masters to see if they will survive in the movie. Most cats remain quiet. When I tried it, my Dominatrix started meowing, “Here she is! Go get her!”

That is me, but what about the Oscar winner? She tried it with Yoyo, her orange baby with a long tail. How did they do? The kitty will make it to Day Two. Lupita would not.

Back to Lupita. There were rumors she was afraid of cats until she made the movie. However, Frodo the Cat won her over, and now she is a Cat Mama!

The power of movies.

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Motel 6 goes Garfield!
May 16th, 2024 under Animals. [ Comments: none ]

Have you ever wanted to stay in a room fit for a King like Garfield? Well, you can at 11 Motel 6s from now until June 6th in honor of the orange cat’s movie coming out on May 24th.

The Garfield-themed room’s walls are covered with orange fur and stripe prints, and it includes a cat condo and tree, dog and cat amenities, and plushies of the beloved movie characters.

“I love seeing myself on the big screen, so I figured, hey, let’s double down on my big break and take a new position as the first-ever Chief Pet Officer for Motel 6. As you’ll see in my new movie, I know first-hand how good it feels to be welcomed with a nice place to sleep,” said Garfield, Chief Pet Officer, Motel 6. “My first order of business was to design my own Garfield Movie-themed rooms for all cats to enjoy.”

The rooms are pet-friendly because Motel 6 is friendly to pets. So friendly that they let our four-legged friends stay for free. Now that my cat knows that, she wants us to stay in one of those rooms. What does she care? It is free for her, and costly for me.

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Punxsutawney Phil is a daddy!
March 29th, 2024 under Animals, Punxsutawney Phil. [ Comments: none ]

It has been almost two months since Punxsutawney Phil told us we were going to get an early Spring. And Spring has sprung early for our favorite groundhog because his spring sprung.

Punxsutawney Phil and his wife, Punxsutawney Phyllis, are proud parents.

The Punxsutawney Groundhog Club announced “that Phil and Phyllis have given birth to two healthy baby Groundhogs! The babies are currently in with mom and dad at the zoo that is located at the Punxsutawney Memorial Library.”

Congrats to the family of four and the town of Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania whose tradition will go on for years to come due to these two new additions.

Is it wrong that if the babies are boys, I hope that they are named Bill and Murray?

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