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Who knew roaches smoke?
October 19th, 2019 under Animals. [ Comments: none ]

They say if there was a nuclear war, that the roaches would still be crawling around. Point is nothing will kill them. Not even smoking cigarettes.

Don’t believe me. Tom Kretchman caught one taking a drag and it kept on going. If it moves like that with a cig, then imagine what he would be doing with a joint. You don’t have to be high to giggle over that.

BTW I am so grateful I did not know we had cockroaches that big when I lived in NYC. I think I would have moved away sooner. Either that or they have been genetically mutating since I left? Someone has been watching too many creature features this October.


Even dogs are doing the #BottleCapChallenge
July 24th, 2019 under ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, Animals. [ Comments: none ]

Those, who walk on two legs, have been trying to do the #BotttleCapChanllenge in all different type of ways. However, it was someone, who walks on all fours, who won it the title.

Hong Snow did the spin and then used his paw to knock the cap off. Who knew a Pomeranian would be the best one at, but he is. He is also the most arfdorable.

You know the saying, “practice makes perfect?” Well, it took the dog a few times to perfect it. To see his other attempts, the click here!


Meth-Gators sounds like a movie coming to Syfy in the fall!
July 16th, 2019 under Animals. [ Comments: none ]

Police in Loretto, Tennessee were about to bust a man for meth. As they entered his house, with a warrant, they allegedly heard him trying to flush his drugs down the toilet. Because of that man’s actions, they had a warning for their residents.

They said, “Folks…please don’t flush your drugs m’kay. When you send something down the sewer pipe it ends up in our retention ponds for processing before it is sent down stream. Now our sewer guys take great pride in releasing water that is cleaner than what is in the creek, but they are not really prepared for meth. Ducks, Geese, and other fowl frequent our treatment ponds and we shudder to think what one all hyped up on meth would do. Furthermore, if it made it far enough we could create meth-gators in Shoal Creek and the Tennessee River down in North Alabama. They’ve had enough methed up animals the past few weeks without our help. So, if you need to dispose of your drugs just give us a call and we will make sure they are disposed of in the proper way.”

What would a methed up animal be like? Scratch that, I don’t want to know. I will just wait for Meth-imals to find out. You know they are working on the movie as we speak. Forget Zoombies, this will be the scariest film about killer animals to date.

Now back to the drugged-up animals. At first, I was like, give the alligators pot because that will calm them down. Then I remembered, it will also give them the munchies. That is bad for us because we taste like chicken and they like chicken.


The singing seal!
June 22nd, 2019 under Animals, Star Wars. [ Comments: none ]

If someone told you that a seal could sing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, you would be that is cool. However, Zola can sing that nursery rhyme and the Star Wars theme. Now that is so out of this world that it is in a galaxy far far away.

According to CBS News, Zola and two other seals, Janice and Gandalf, were taught how to mimic sounds. While Zola is the singer, the other two can mimic vowels. Dr. Amanda Stansbury and Professor Vincent Janik of the Scottish Oceans Institute at the University of St Andrews in Scotland taught them how to speak in hopes that it could “help shed light on speech disorders.”

Pretty impressive. I cannot wait to have a conversation with a seal. Hopefully, that will happen in our lifetime. If it does, then what do you say to them? Polly, want a cracker, is already taken. They will probably be like stop giving us balls to balance on our nose. Then they would tell us that they are so much better than us as they take over the world. Maybe it is not a good thing that we are teaching seals to use their voices?


This cat hates her mom’s singing!
June 4th, 2019 under Animals. [ Comments: none ]

Liz’s friend found a kitty on the street and asked her what he should do with it. She offered to take care of the cat until she figured something out. Eventually, she decided to keep the Tuxedo and that decision is something to sing about.

Well, that is not good news to Helen. Every time her furmother sings, the feline goes in for the kill. As in trying to get her mom to stop. Since Liz loves to sing, she has a lot of videos of her furbaby attacking her. You would think she would get the hint, so now it is just another game between the two.

One that makes Liz laugh all the time. As a fellow cat mom, there is nothing better than having a cat that makes you laugh out loud every day. My cats have all found ways to do that, thankfully only one hated my singing as much as Helen hate’s Liz’s.


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