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Michael Winslow’s America’s Got Talent performance gets the dogs’ votes
August 25th, 2021 under America's Got Talent, Animals. [ Comments: none ]

You might not know Michael Winslow’s name, but you know the sounds he makes with his mouth from the Police Academy franchise. It has been a while since we have gotten a sequel, so he decided to audition for America’s Got Talent. The comedian made such an impression the judges put him through to the next round, and yesterday he performed on the live show in the quarter finals.

Winslow did a bit about Simon Cowell’s dogs and imitated what the pooches sound like. Well, when Xavi heard the impression, the French Bulldog thought it was the real thing. Therefore, he started barking at the television screen. It was his way of telling his furrent to vote Winslow through to the next round.

Did enough dogs vote him through? We will find out tonight on NBC.

To see Winslow’s full performance, then click here!


NYC rats have crabs
August 24th, 2021 under Animals. [ Comments: none ]

Pizza Rat has gotten an upgrade. He is not eating crabs. Think about that? Subway Creatures are now eating better than us. What are we doing wrong?


How many Yankees’ ball boys does it take to catch a cat?
August 3rd, 2021 under Animals, Sports figures. [ Comments: none ]


Yesterday, the NY Yankees played the Baltimore Orioles, and it was far from a perfect game for them. But then, in the 8th inning, things got purrfect when a kitty found its way onto the field.

The cute little cat got its way around the bases and the outfield because no one seemed to want to stop it. Can you blame anyone on the Orioles for standing down? I mean, they are a bird, and felines are their natural enemies.

Anyways, back to the cat. Eventually, the Bronx Bombers sent out some ball boys to play dog catcher, and they bombed.

It basically went from a baseball game to a Benny Hill skit. So much so, I could hear the music playing every time the pussy escaped those pussies.

Eventually, the cat made its way off of the field, but not before it made its way into our hearts.

When it comes to why it had such a successful run? That is just how us cool Bronx cats roll!

XOXO Danny!


RIP Champ Biden
June 21st, 2021 under Animals, Politics. [ Comments: none ]


First Dog of the United States Champ Biden passed away at the age of 13 on Saturday according to his mother, First Lady Jill Biden.

Our hearts are heavy today as we let you all know that our beloved German Shepherd, Champ, passed away peacefully at home. He was our constant, cherished companion during the last is years and was adored by the entire Biden family. Even as Champ’s strength waned in his last months, when we came into a moon he would immediately pull himself up, his tail always wagging, and nuzzle us for an ear scratch or a belly rub. Wherever we were. he wanted to be, and everything was instantly better when he was next to us. He loved nothing more than curling up at our feet in front of a fire at the end of the day, joining us as a comforting presence in meetings, or sunning himself in the White House garden. In his younger days, he was happiest chasing golf balls on the front lawn of the Naval Observatory or racing to catch our grandchildren as they ran around our backyard in Delaware. In our most joyful moments and in our most grief-stricken days, he was there with us, sensitive to our every unspoken feeling and emotion. We love our sweet, good boy and will miss him always.

Champ was adopted when Joe Biden was the Vice President of the United States. Then he had four years of civilian life before he went from Second Dog to the top dog. While his tenor in the White House was short, his memory will live on through his brother Major.


Remember Pizza Rat? Meet the Smoking Roach
June 14th, 2021 under Animals. [ Comments: none ]

They say nothing can surprise New Yorkers. For the most part, that is true. However, if you saw a huge cockroach crawling by you holding a cigarette in his mouth, you would be surprised. Not because of the cig, but because it is that huge. We are used to smaller roaches in NY.

I guess the Pizza Rats and Egg Roll Squirrels have moved on, and now the roaches are left eating the scraps. Either that or he just had sex. I am hoping it is the former because NY has enough roaches.


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