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The Denver Zoo welcomed a baby sloth!
April 18th, 2019 under Animals. [ Comments: none ]

No matter what type of day you are having, it will be a little better after you see pictures of a baby sloth. On April 11th, the Denver Zoo welcomed a baby sloth and now they are sharing photos of it with its mom. As of now, they do not know its sex, so they have not given it a name just yet.

If it is a girl, they should name it after Kristen Bell. Although, that might be too much for the actress to handle.

The addition is Charlotte and Elliott’s second child. They already have a daughter named Baby Ruth.


You will go to sleep tonight counting these sheep playing on a mattress!
April 9th, 2019 under Animals. [ Comments: none ]

Ever since we were kids, we were told to count sheep to help us fall asleep. Although, we have had that image in our heads on countless sleepless nights, we never thought we would see that when we were fully awake.

That is until now. Lyall Soupie Campbell captured 6 sheeps with numbers on their sides jumping on a mattress outside his house. With that, I am ready to go beddy bye because I was literally counting sheep.

But first, I want to know when Serta is going to make a commercial out of this video because it is their dream come true.


This is what alligator Horror movies are all about
March 27th, 2019 under Animals. [ Comments: none ]

I grew up on Horror and I really enjoy creature features. Therefore, I have seen my share of movies with killer alligators. Since they cannot use real alligators, they use robotic ones or CGI them in. Which means I have seen a lot of those and I thought they were scary.

However, they are not as scary as the real thing. Ed Vance was golfing with his friends on Sunday at the Savannah Harbor Club in Georgia when fore had a whole new meaning. Not watch out for the ball, but watch out for the massive four-legged gator that walking across the course to get into the water.

While I would have been running for my life, Vance kept rolling on the giant. The golfer is lucky the gator wasn’t hungry because in all the movies I have seen, they are real fast when they are hungry. That guy looks like he can swallow you whole, as in a hole-in-one bite. Yes, it is a boy, he was proud to show us that.

Hopefully someone at one of the independent Horror movie production companies will see this and turn the concept into a movie. Gatorshack, you putt and he puts you in his belly.


Can you bring any leashed animal to Petco?
March 25th, 2019 under Animals. [ Comments: none ]

Petco says that “All leashed pets welcome,” but do they mean it? Vincent Browning and Shelly Lumpkin wanted to see if they meant it, so they took Oliver the African Watusi to the Petco in Atascocita to find out. What did they find out? All leashed animals are welcome in their store and they love them all equally!

Now that I know that, I can’t wait to bring my submissive there so he can pick up my cat’s food for me.


Proof cows really do eat at Chick-fil-A
March 18th, 2019 under Animals, Fast Food. [ Comments: none ]

You know those Chick-fil-A ads with cows saying they prefer that fast food joint over the ones that sell burgers made out of them? Turns out it is true.

On Saturday, Michael and Athena Hopkins weren’t mooving because they were stuck in traffic waiting for a cow to cross the road in Noblesville, Indiana. Where was the bovine going? Chick-fil-A, of course.

If the cow was a chicken, it would have crossed the street to get away from that restaurant. So now we know why the cow crossed the road, but we still don’t know why the chicken did it.

BTW if I were Chick-fil-A, I would give this couple a lifetime supply of your chicken sandwiches. They did a great marketing campaign for you and you did not even have to pay for it.


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