Andy Cohen had his baby shower for his future son today, and few women came to celebrate with him. Actually, every Real Housewife showed up to party.
I am sure this is the before photo because I am sure food, drinks and hair extensions were flung at each other. I mean you cannot have that many bitches in one room and not expect at least one cat fight. Therefore, to answer my question of who is the biggest B? Easily that goes to John Mayer. Why? Because!
One more question, is this photo a plastic surgeon’s dream or nightmare?
Dead Ant is a bitchin’ movie about stoned rockers getting attacked by oversized ants. It is the movie we all need as a release from all of the World’s problem. Therefore, after you read this, either run out to see it in the theater or watch it OnDemand or Digital ASAP.
You know you are in for a treat when the movie starts out with a pretty young woman being chased in the desert by an oversized ant who wants to kill her. As she is running for her life, she for some reason takes off her bikini top, jean shorts and underwear. That means she is completely naked. Why? Because that is how a great horror comedy begins.
Now it is time to meet the band. Sonic Grove is a hair metal band who has not had a hit since Hair Metal was a thing. They realize they have to change their look and sound if they want to be stars again. Their manager (Tom Arnold) booked them a gig at Nochella in the desert. Before they play the gig, Art (Sean Astin) and Stevie (Leisha Hailey) are going to pick up the best peyote from a Native American leader. That guy warns them to be careful not to hurt any bugs. If they do, then they will be cursed. Of course, he does not listen and pays the price.
Meanwhile, the rest of the band (Sydney Sweeney, Jake Busey, Leisha Hailey, Rhys Coiro) and their groupies (Natasha Blasick, Joi Liaye, Cameron Richardson) are on the tour bus, looking for a spot to stop so they can write a new song together. They find that spot and wait to be joined by Art and Stevie. Only Stevie shows up, and she has the peyote.
They smoke up and everything is awesome. That is until they get attacked by a large ants. They start to kill these ugly black bugs. Every time they do, they get bigger and bigger. They need to get out of there if they want to survive, so they run back to the bus for safety. One of them ran into Stevie’s car and they won’t leave without her. While they are waiting for her, the ants are now the size of the bus. The art department did a great job of making the ugly creatures look realistic.
How are they going to get out of there before they become ant food? You don’t want to miss it because it all ends in a way that is as awesome as the best guitar solo any band would die to do.
Dead Ant is not going to win an Oscar, but it is going to win its way into your heart. It has sex, drugs, rock’n’roll and laughs. What more do you need from a movie these days? Therefore, get some peyote and watch Dead Ant. It will make all of your problems will go away.
CBS picked up six new shows in May and today they announced that three of them will be back in the fall. Those shows are The Neighborhood, FBI and Magnum P.I. The three shows that have not been renewed, just yet, are Happy Together, Gd Friended Me and this season’s worst new show Fam.
I get why they renewed FBI and The Neighborhood (because they are doing well), but Magnum is barely even making a blip in the ratings or in buzz. I guess they are trying to keep Peter M. Lenkov happy so that he can destroy, I mean remake, another one of their old shows like Mannix, Airwolf or T.J. Hooker.
When it comes to Happy Together and Gd Friended Me, I hope they renew both of them. They are their only new shows I enjoy watching, and it is all about me and what I watch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDDZ3R3o8hM
Late night, literally, went to the dogs, and squirrels and chickens yesterday. That is because three of the talk shows did bits with those animals.
Jimmy Kimmel Live did a commercial advertising AirBuds aka pot for dogs. They found viral videos of dogs doing funny things and mashed them all together for the ad. I don’t have to smoke some marijuana to laugh uncontrollably to that.
Over on Conan, O’Brien opended up his studio to the fat squirrels who are not being taken care of at the national parks because of the shutdown. This bit is so stupid that is absolutely brilliant. That is why I love this TBS host, he is not afraid to make a schmuck of himself.
Finally, Jimmy Fallon and Backstreet Boys dressed up as chickens and clucked their through Everybody on The Tonight Show. What can you say that? How about it, I Want It That Way from now on!
Now, that you have watched all this videos, which one made you howl at the moon?
Not trying to be mean, but out of all of the Friends, Matt LeBlanc has aged the worst of the six. Case in point, yesterday when he was on Live with Kelly and Ryan, he shared a story with them about a fan encounter. A boy, around 13, ran up to him and said, “OMG! Are you? You are Joey’s dad?” All the actor could do was say to the teen is, “Scram!” Although, I am sure secretly inside he was crying all the way to the bank.
BTW is just me or are he and Matthew Broderick morphing into one person?
