Someone went to a John Mayer concert. They were having so much fun that they made out their shopping list. Ouch.
In their defense, some of the worst concerts I ever went to were lead musicians who play the guitar, like Eric Clapton, Joe Satriani, Sting, and Eric Clapton. Clapton was so boring I had to mention him twice.
I think Mayer would be better than the above because he has a personality, unlike Gordon Sumner.
2022 hasn’t been John Mayer’s year. The singer has had COVID-19 not once but twice. And it isn’t ever March. He first got it in January, and he just announced that he got it again.
“Whelp. More members of the band tested positive for Covid today, and I was one of them,” Mayer wrote. “This is a bummer for everyone in the band and crew, to say nothing of the question hanging over everyone’s head – mine included – as to how I tested positive on PCR twice in two months. (The first was extremely mild, but this one’s got the better of me.)”
The singer is on tour and rescheduled a bunch of dates because of his diagnosis. While it is slowing him down now, he promises to come back strong.
Let’s be honest. When you think of John Mayer having sex, you think of him listening to his songs as he is Slow Dancing in the Burning Room.
We are not the only ones who thought that. His friend Andy Cohen also thought that, so he asked his buddy that very question on Radio Andy.
“No, I think people think I would, but I wouldn’t,” the singer said. “That’s very mirror. That’s very looking at yourself in the mirror…I want to forget myself as much I possibly can.”
Now we get why he gets all of the hottest female celebrities. He is not thinking about himself in the bedroom. Well, that and he is supposed to have a Wonderland between his legs that will Mystify the ladies.
Due to the pandemic, musicians haven’t been able to go on tour. To make up for that fact, they find themselves singing in the shower.
John Mayer took it a step further and wrote a song while he was in there. A tune that is very current. He wants you to know it is still OK to do nothing if you want.
Since we are still not out of the woods with COVID-19, I totally agree with him. Send this song to all of your friends who are going out without masks and partying like it is 2019. Remind them it is OK to be by yourself a little longer. Sometimes it is more fun to Netflix and Chill by yourself. In fact, most of the time, it is! Thanks to advancements in the technology of sex toys.
Talking about sex, doesn’t Mayer look really sexy here? Maybe I do need to get out of the house and do something or someone? But that defeats the purpose of his single and my post. What to do?
There are many occupations that we can assume that John Mayer would work in, but accounting is not one of them. However, when he was on the set of Shark Tank, Barbara Corcoran thought he was one.
Even after seeing the photo of him on that day, I still don’t see it. I see a sleazy agent or salesman, but not an accountant.
