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Is this why John Mayer has not had a good song this decade?
June 12th, 2019 under John Mayer. [ Comments: none ]

Do you remember the last time that John Mayer released a good song? I don’t.

We may now know the reason why because Funny Or Die released a documentary of his recording process. Now that we have seen how the “Young Bruce Springsteen” (his words not mine) creates music, it is obvious why he has not had a hit in over 10 years.

You know, maybe he should try doing a sitcom instead. He and Josh Groban could be a duo like Simon & Garfunkle. They have an ugly friendship, but yet they make beautiful music together. In public, they are the best of friends. However, behind the scenes, they plot on ways to kill the other one. Say what you want to say, I think it would be funny!


John Mayer needs to look at naked people every day!
March 1st, 2019 under Ellen DeGeneres, John Mayer. [ Comments: none ]

Ellen DeGeneres had some burning questions for John Mayer today and he had some hot answers for her.

The first thing she wanted to know is what are three things he needs to do every day. He told her that he needs to make coffee before his breakfast is done in the microwave, workout and “look at naked people.” Then she wanted to “where are they?” We all know where they are, they are in the world wide web. It is where we all watch them.

Oh and now we know what he is up doing every day until 2a. He is doing himself.


John Mayer has three nipples!
January 28th, 2019 under Andy Cohen, John Mayer. [ Comments: none ]

John Mayer and Andy Cohen are BFFs, so you would think they know everything about each other. They do not. During the singer’s Instagram show Current Mood, there was something he had to get off of his chest. Well, not literally because I do not think he wants to remove his third nipple which is just below his right one.

The talk show host was in such shock about it that he could not help to play with the Supernumerary. Even though he thought it was a mole. Do you think it is a mole or a nipple? I am thinking the latter, but why do men like him and Mark Wahlberg need an extra one because they serve no purpose?


Who is the biggest bitch at Andy Cohen’s baby shower?
January 26th, 2019 under Andy Cohen, John Mayer. [ Comments: none ]

Andy Cohen had his baby shower for his future son today, and few women came to celebrate with him. Actually, every Real Housewife showed up to party.

I am sure this is the before photo because I am sure food, drinks and hair extensions were flung at each other. I mean you cannot have that many bitches in one room and not expect at least one cat fight. Therefore, to answer my question of who is the biggest B? Easily that goes to John Mayer. Why? Because!

One more question, is this photo a plastic surgeon’s dream or nightmare?


John Mayer surrounded by some of his biggest fans!
July 3rd, 2018 under John Mayer. [ Comments: none ]

John Mayer has fans all over the World, but only a few keep him cool like the ones he was photographed with this weekend. Not only that, none of them change his voice like those 2 rounded guys.

Tell me I am not the only one who loves singing into a fan? It was the original autotune before there was the need to autotune singers. Something Mayer never needed with this smooth seductive voice.


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