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John Mayer needs to look at naked people every day!
March 1st, 2019 under Ellen DeGeneres, John Mayer. [ Comments: none ]


Ellen DeGeneres had some burning questions for John Mayer today and he had some hot answers for her.

The first thing she wanted to know is what are three things he needs to do every day. He told her that he needs to make coffee before his breakfast is done in the microwave, workout and “look at naked people.” Then she wanted to “where are they?” We all know where they are, they are in the world wide web. It is where we all watch them.

Oh and now we know what he is up doing every day until 2a. He is doing himself.

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John Mayer has three nipples!
January 28th, 2019 under Andy Cohen, John Mayer. [ Comments: none ]


John Mayer and Andy Cohen are BFFs, so you would think they know everything about each other. They do not. During the singer’s Instagram show Current Mood, there was something he had to get off of his chest. Well, not literally because I do not think he wants to remove his third nipple which is just below his right one.

The talk show host was in such shock about it that he could not help to play with the Supernumerary. Even though he thought it was a mole. Do you think it is a mole or a nipple? I am thinking the latter, but why do men like him and Mark Wahlberg need an extra one because they serve no purpose?

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Who is the biggest bitch at Andy Cohen’s baby shower?
January 26th, 2019 under Andy Cohen, John Mayer. [ Comments: none ]


Andy Cohen had his baby shower for his future son today, and few women came to celebrate with him. Actually, every Real Housewife showed up to party.

I am sure this is the before photo because I am sure food, drinks and hair extensions were flung at each other. I mean you cannot have that many bitches in one room and not expect at least one cat fight. Therefore, to answer my question of who is the biggest B? Easily that goes to John Mayer. Why? Because!

One more question, is this photo a plastic surgeon’s dream or nightmare?

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John Mayer surrounded by some of his biggest fans!
July 3rd, 2018 under John Mayer. [ Comments: none ]


John Mayer has fans all over the World, but only a few keep him cool like the ones he was photographed with this weekend. Not only that, none of them change his voice like those 2 rounded guys.

Tell me I am not the only one who loves singing into a fan? It was the original autotune before there was the need to autotune singers. Something Mayer never needed with this smooth seductive voice.

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John Mayer shares a bathroom Selfie from the hospital
December 6th, 2017 under John Mayer. [ Comments: none ]


John Mayer was hospitalized yesterday to have an emergency appendectomy and today he showing us he “still got it.” He did so by posting a photo of himself in his hospital gown and, to me, he never looked better. There is something about him here that looks so sexy. Maybe because he looks vulnerable.

BTW not only did he post that photo, he gave this update on Twitter, “Thank you everyone for the well wishes. Had surgery yesterday and woke up to see some amazingly kind and loving tweets. I’m so sorry that we couldn’t finish out the last few dates of the tour. This band and these shows mean the world to me. Love you all dearly. ⚡️♥️⚡️” Hopefully, they will be able to make them up shortly.

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