This photo of Matt Damon has caption me written all over it, so go ahead and do it.
Or you can do what Jimmy Kimmel wants: “For his birthday, Matt asked that I post this and specifically asked that you do whatever you want with it. Please celebrate him appropriately.”
Jennifer Aniston was a guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday, and he asked her what rumors that have been reported about the tabloid darling are true.
The late night host started off by asking if the cover story about her and Barack Obama is true. Thankfully, Michelle Obama has nothing to worry about.
That was the first rumor. Here are other others: Did she get a salmon sperm facial? Did she spend $4,000 on an anti-aging water filter for her dogs? Does she travel with jars of olives? Does she have the ashes of her therapist in her home? Does she have a black belt in Jujutsu? When she was 11, did she have a painting of hers hanging at the Museum of Modern Art in Manhattan? Did she belly dance for her family when she was a kid?
There was a rumor about her that I felt bad for her about. One time, when she was nude in a sauna, a fan asked her for a selfie. Does that photo exist? It does not because she refused to do it.
You would think that Earth Girls are Jeff Goldblum’s biggest fans. And you would be wrong.
Yesterday, on Jimmy Kimmel Live, we discovered who loves him the mostest. Who is it? Flies!
Why a fly? Back in 1986, Goldblum morphed into the flying bug in The Fly. And since then, he has been all the buzz in the insect world.
So, when they heard that he was going to be hosting the ABC late night talk show, they got tickets. And one of them got really close to the actor. So close, he sat on the desk and didn’t want to move. But the show had to go on. Therefore, the human fly gently lifted his friend onto a piece of paper and gave him to Guillermo to escort outside.
While he didn’t get an autograph, he got something better. He can tell his buddies that he met The Fly! He will be a legend for the remaining two weeks of his life.
Jimmy Kimmel is going fishing for the summer, but Jimmy Kimmel Live is not. So today ABC announced who will be filling in for him while he is on vacation.
Martin Short will start things off on Monday. He will be talking to Steve Martin, Selena Gomez, Melissa McCarthy, Sienna Miller, and Jelly Roll, and listening to Beck, Imagine Dragons, Jelly Roll, Beck, and The Warning.
In the following weeks, we see Anthony Anderson, Kathryn Hahn, Kumail Nanjiani, Lamorne Morris, Jeff Goldblum, RuPaul, and Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman sitting in his chair. I am assuming the last two will be hosting the week Deadpool and Wolverine come out to promote their film!
Who are you looking forward to watching? When it comes to me, I will give you a hint: ketchup and mustard.
