We are used to seeing Jimmy Kimmel’s arms covered up with clothes. However, he had to show them off when he got his COVID-19 vaccine today. What did we learn? We learned two things, one, he cries when he gets a shot, and the other thing is that he has huge arm muscles.
If ABC wants to improve Jimmy Kimmel Live’s ratings, then all they need to do is have him do the show in a muscle shirt. Heck, why does he even need to wear a shirt? I bet he has a six-pack going on. And I am not talking about beer.
BTW I wonder if he got those muscles using Donald Trump’s face on a punching bag?
One last thing, get the vaccine. Even though he is making it look like it hurts, it doesn’t.
Can you believe it has been almost a year since we started living Groundhog’s Day every day? Well, it has been, and Jimmy Kimmel Live is going to celebrate it on March 11th.
To celebrate Coronaversary, he is bringing back Mayor Pete, who hosted the last show in the JKL studio before they went on a COVID-19 hiatus on March 11, 2020. Since then, the Mayor got promoted to the U.S. Transportation Secretary. At least one person doesn’t wake up to the same thing over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.
Joel McHale will also be a guest on the episode, and Adam Duritz will be performing.
I wonder if the other late night hosts will do it too. Maybe they should make a fundraiser?
Let’s be honest with each other. Due to social distancing, we have found ourselves talking to ourselves in public. We are not the only ones. Jimmy Fallon does it too.
The Tonight Show host was caught at an NYC restaurant talking to himself. However, he did not talk back.
Why is he sitting there with his lifesize candle? He wrote, “Table for one? BTW the dummy will be at #PeterLuger until Friday, February 26th while the wax figure will be returned to Madame Tussaud’s on Tuesday, March 2nd. Please #supportyourlocalrestaurants 🙏🏻”
Therefore, go support your local eatery by ordering takeout and eat it while watching the dummy on NBC weeknights at 11:35p. Then if you are in NYC, go to see him at Madame Tussauds.
We all know what happened the first time that Donald Trump and Billy Bush went for a bus ride for Access Hollywood. Well, to give Trump the proper sendoff, the now host of Extra decided to do it again. What happens next? I don’t really care because the loser is finally out of the White House and allowed to grab his own pussy. I am assuming that is what his crotch looks like one because I am sure his penis has retreated back into his body.
On a serious note, I love that Bush was willing to go there for Jimmy Kimmel Live.
George Clooney recently revealed that he cuts his hair with a Flowbee. Now, that is all any of the reporters who interview care about. Jimmy Kimmel is no different. Actually, the ABC late-night host took it one step further.
Kimmel gave Clooney a Flowbee and asked the Oscar winner to show us how to use it. Did Clooney give us a reason to bring back the ’80s haircutting device? Hell no. His hair has looked like crap since he went short. He probably gave himself that look the first time he used the thingamajig.
Does anyone remember when Clooney used to be worthy of People’s Sexiest Man Alive title? That seems like such a long time ago. Back before he started using Flowbee.
