Yesterday was Valentine’s Day and Jimmy Kimmel’s daughter made him and his wife a card. The four-year-old drew a family photo. She made her baby brother, Willy, look cute, she was Wonder Woman, her mom was Queen with wings and her dad was the devil.
In Jane’s defense, many kids feel the same way as she does. I mean how many Halloweens has he destroyed? How many Christmases? And so on. Jane knows the truth, whether her father wants to admit it or not.
I wonder if Aunt Chippy had something to do with it? We all know she thinks of her nephew
as Satan because of all the times he has tortured her.
You know, I almost feel bad for Kimmel because she got his sense of humor. That is so going to come back and bite him in the ass.
If someone asked you who you would want as a wedding singer, you would probably say Beyonce, Michael Buble, Adam Sandler or Josh Groban. Well, we can cross the last one of the list. That is because yesterday on Jimmy Kimmel Live he debuted the songs he would sing on our special day. Unless you want to be divorced by the time you leave for your honeymoon, you will see how much Richard Marx charges to be the wedding singer instead. He probably charges less than a million. On a completely unrelated know, does anyone have a $1,000,000.00 I can borrow?
Before Matt LeBlanc was swearing on Episodes, he was being sworn in for a PSA about the Constitution. He looks the same now as he did when he was 18 in that 1985 PSA.
Listen to him tell Jimmy Fallon on The Tonight Show how doing that job cost him $500.
Late night, literally, went to the dogs, and squirrels and chickens yesterday. That is because three of the talk shows did bits with those animals.
Jimmy Kimmel Live did a commercial advertising AirBuds aka pot for dogs. They found viral videos of dogs doing funny things and mashed them all together for the ad. I don’t have to smoke some marijuana to laugh uncontrollably to that.
Over on Conan, O’Brien opended up his studio to the fat squirrels who are not being taken care of at the national parks because of the shutdown. This bit is so stupid that is absolutely brilliant. That is why I love this TBS host, he is not afraid to make a schmuck of himself.
Finally, Jimmy Fallon and Backstreet Boys dressed up as chickens and clucked their through Everybody on The Tonight Show. What can you say that? How about it, I Want It That Way from now on!
Now, that you have watched all this videos, which one made you howl at the moon?
Chris Pine was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and the two of them were talking about all this music. Like going to concerts with their parents when they were kids and who is the best drummer in music? Then the I Am Night Star admitted he was in a band when he was in school and one of the songs he sang was Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice.
Then, the ABC host asked him he could still sing the song. Once you get those lyrics in your head (something I know because I lived in Miami around that time), they never go away. As you can see, Pine can still pretty much sing the first verse word for word. Rob Van Winkle would be proud proud baby.
