When South Park returned for season 27, they showed a naked donald trump, including his penis. That penis was not CGI, and I know that because yesterday on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Trey Parker brought it with him. That is right. We got to see trump’s stump in real life. And the creators were generous.
That was not the only secret that Parker and Matt Stone shared about the animated show. Why did they make j.d. vance Tattoo from Fantasy Island? It is because they feel like mar-a-lago is like Fantasy Island. It was supposed to be a one-off joke. But everyone loved it so much that it stuck and will be around from now on.
It sounds like he will be back when South Park returns to Comedy Central for season 29 on September 16th, with additional episodes on September 30th, October 14th, October 28th, November 11th, and November 25th. I hope this Summer flies by so we can get new episodes. And beat the heat.
Goldie Hawn won her first Oscar in 1970 for her big screen debut in 1969’s Cactus Flower. However, she was able to go to the ceremony. In fact, she told Jimmy Kimmel yesterday that she was sleeping when it happened and didn’t know she had won until she got a call from a publicist.
What??? The 2-time Oscar winner was in London filming There’s a Girl in My Soup, and back then, studios didn’t fly actors to Hollywood if they were nominated for an Academy Award.
Even though it has been 56 years since that fateful night, she had not seen that moment that cemented her acting career. She told Kimmel that, so he sent her the clip of Fred Astaire reading her name when she won Best Supporting Actress.
Yesterday, she shared with the host that Astaire was her idol, and that she had no idea until she watched it that he said her name during the telecast. And that made her cry.
While she didn’t know the legendary actor said her name, she revealed that he sent her a telegram congratulating her on her win. How amazing is that?
How amazing is all of that? It is like he won the Oscar three times. What was the second time? In 1981, she won Best Actress for the 1980 film Private Benjamin.
To see Raquel Welch, whom she didn’t know, accept her statuette in 1970, then click here!
The White House Correspondents’ Dinner is on Sunday, and for the first time in his presidency, donald trump is going to attend.
However, since he has balls smaller than the raccoon who robert f.kennedy cut the penis off, he will be leaving before he can be roasted.
Well, Jimmy Kimmel feels that he should hear what he is missing. Therefore, yesterday, for almost nine minutes, the host didn’t hold back as he went off on potus and the administration, as if he were the Master of Ceremonies. It is so brutal, I can feel their pain. And it felt so good!
I hope they can top it at the real event. Because all those reverse bullies need to have their feelings hurt on camera in front of the press so they can write about it, and we can read about it!!! That, and watch it over and over again.
Jean Smart has won seven Emmys, but she only knows the locations of six of them. The Emmy-winning actress told Jimmy Kimmel yesterday that she has no idea where it is. And correctly said to her, “That means you have too many Emmys.”
He is not wrong. Can you believe that of the seven, none of them are for Designing Women? She has two for Fraiser, one for Samantha Who, and four for Hacks. Which one is missing? The one for Designing Women!!!
Talking about designing. We found out that she makes her own window washer fluid. She keeps a jug of it in her basement. Can you imagine taking someone down there and asking her what that is? That has to be an interesting conversation.
However, not as interesting as the one she had with her late husband, Richard Gilliland, on a plane. The actress often gets mistaken for Kim Cattrall, and a passenger on a flight did just that. He was convinced that she was on Sex and the City, no matter how much she denied it.
Then, an hour later, the stewardess handed her his business card, and he wrote on it that he was respecting her privacy but that he really liked her on that show. Well, her husband said that she needed to correct him ASAP because he thinks he saw you naked, which he didn’t.
Anwyays, back to her looking like the Mannequin star, I never realized until now how much they look alike. Did you see it before she mentioned it?
This Sunday is the Oscars, for those of you who actually care. The only reason why I care is that Conan O’Brien is hosting for the second year in a row.
However, Jimmy Kimmel, who hosted the shindig before him, will be returning to Hollywood’s biggest night.
Is he replacing the host? Nope, he will be a presenter. And I am sure donald trump is loving that news.
Kimmel will be joined by Rose Byrne, Nicole Kidman, Jimmy Kimmel, Delroy Lindo, Ewan McGregor, Wagner Moura, Pedro Pascal, Bill Pullman, Lewis Pullman, Channing Tatum, Sigourney Weaver, Will Arnett, Adrien Brody, Javier Bardem, Priyanka Chopra Jonas, Kieran Culkin, Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans, Anne Hathaway, Chase Infiniti, Mikey Madison, Paul Mescal, Demi Moore, Kumail Nanjiani, Gwyneth Paltrow, Maya Rudolph and Zoe Saldaña.
