Donald Trump and most of the conservative male politicians think they are manly men. But they are not.
WWE legend Dave Bautista, who is as manly as you can get, decided to go after Trump where it hurts. His masculinity, or lack thereof it!
Just when you think there was nowhere left for Bautista to go, he went there. And I am here for every twist of Trump’s tiny balls and micro penis!
A real man doesn’t have to tell me he is a real man. He just is one! Maybe the likes of Tucker Carlson, Ted Cruz, Elon Musk, and Josh Hawley can try being real men instead of saying they are one. All I see are wannabe men with tiny penises who could never satisfy a woman in bed because they are so bad at it.
This photo of Matt Damon has caption me written all over it, so go ahead and do it.
Or you can do what Jimmy Kimmel wants: “For his birthday, Matt asked that I post this and specifically asked that you do whatever you want with it. Please celebrate him appropriately.”
Jennifer Aniston was a guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday, and he asked her what rumors that have been reported about the tabloid darling are true.
The late night host started off by asking if the cover story about her and Barack Obama is true. Thankfully, Michelle Obama has nothing to worry about.
That was the first rumor. Here are other others: Did she get a salmon sperm facial? Did she spend $4,000 on an anti-aging water filter for her dogs? Does she travel with jars of olives? Does she have the ashes of her therapist in her home? Does she have a black belt in Jujutsu? When she was 11, did she have a painting of hers hanging at the Museum of Modern Art in Manhattan? Did she belly dance for her family when she was a kid?
There was a rumor about her that I felt bad for her about. One time, when she was nude in a sauna, a fan asked her for a selfie. Does that photo exist? It does not because she refused to do it.
You would think that Earth Girls are Jeff Goldblum’s biggest fans. And you would be wrong.
Yesterday, on Jimmy Kimmel Live, we discovered who loves him the mostest. Who is it? Flies!
Why a fly? Back in 1986, Goldblum morphed into the flying bug in The Fly. And since then, he has been all the buzz in the insect world.
So, when they heard that he was going to be hosting the ABC late night talk show, they got tickets. And one of them got really close to the actor. So close, he sat on the desk and didn’t want to move. But the show had to go on. Therefore, the human fly gently lifted his friend onto a piece of paper and gave him to Guillermo to escort outside.
While he didn’t get an autograph, he got something better. He can tell his buddies that he met The Fly! He will be a legend for the remaining two weeks of his life.
