Witney Carson and Guillermo are thankfully still competing on Dancing with the Stars. Even though the Jimmy Kimmel Live sidekick and the pro are working really hard on their new dance, they still have time to have some fun.
The expectant mom shared a video of her and her partner touching bellies. Her belly is getting bigger because she is 20 weeks pregnant with her third child, while his is getting smaller from all the dancing he is doing. But there was still enough fat to cause a ripple when they touched, like throwing a rock in a pond.
This is just another reason why they are so cute and need to continue on for a few more weeks. He is improving and a delight to watch!
It is no secret that donald trump hates late night television and its hosts. But how do they feel about him? Well, we know they hate him just as much.
Out of all of the hosts, he hates Jimmy Kimmel the most, and yesterday on Jimmy Kimmel Live, his “competitors” Seth Meyers and John Oliver said that they are fine with that. In fact, Oliver said, “We are fully supportive. Fully behind you. The way we are fully behind a bulletproof vest.”
Kimmel asked his guests why they think that is. Meyers’ theory is that potus wants to hang out with Kimmel. However, he thinks that he and Oliver are dorks.
Kimmel has his own theory. He thinks that the president doesn’t have HBO and Late Night is on too late at night to watch. Thus, why he gets the brunt of trump’s hate.
Why do you think Kimmel is his target over the other two? I think he is afraid of Oliver because he is wicked smart. And he is thankful to Meyers because he hosted the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, where he decided to run for president.
To the news agency that invited trump to that, I have two words for you, they are fuck and you. You are responsible for all of this. I hope you don’t sleep at night or day.
I will end on a happier note. I love that this group of late night hosts all get along. It is refreshing after the David Letterman/Jay Leno and Conan O’Brien/Jay Leno years.
Ever since Jimmy Kimmel Live’s first year, Jimmy Kimmel has had a feud with Matt Damon. So much so that the host has kicked the Oscar winner out of his studio every time he was able to sneak onto the set.
Every time, I have sided with Matt Damon, even when he was fucking Kimmel’s then-girlfriend, Sarah Silverman. However, yesterday, I was Team Kimmel.
JKL is in Brooklyn this week, and Damon decided to sit in the audience. The Brooklyn native mentioned that the NY Yankees are playing the Boston Red Sox. Then, he asked if there were any Boston fans there.
The Good Will Hunting star stood up and started screaming, “Go, Sox!” And this Bronx girl was like, “You come on my turf and say that shit? Someone is trying to be in the In Memoriam.” I don’t go to Boston and scream, “Go, Yankees!” But then again, why would I go to Boston again?
Anyways, back to the show. Kimmel had a brief interaction with him, and then called for security to remove the Masshole. And they did.
However, before they did, the actor said he was with family. Not his family, but Kimmel’s mom, Joann, and sister, Jill.
As he was being escorted out, he brought the two Kimmel women with him and declared, “You can keep me off the show. But you can’t keep me out of your mom.” And with that, he was redeemed. Because no matter how old a boy gets, Your Mama jokes are always funny. Back to being Team Matt Damon.
Jimmy Kimmel is in Brooklyn to do a week of Jimmy Kimmel Live. To promote his appearance, he asked Guillermo to climb to the top of the Empire State Building.
Not only did the host ask him to walk up all 86 flights, which is 1.576 stairs, but he asked him to do it at 6 in the morning. That is cruel and unusual punishment.
It would have been even crueler if Kimmel asked his security guard to do it before he joined Dancing with the Stars. Competing on the dancing competition helped to build up his stamina so that he could make it to the top of the building! Because Guillermo is the little man that could.
Vote for Guillermo and Witney Carson on DWTS tomorrow! We need him to stay on the show for a few more weeks!
Now that Stephen Colbert is no longer hosting The Late Show, he did like David Letterman and grew a beard. Well, his wife, Evie, doesn’t like it. So much so that she cut down on kisses with her husband as long as he has one.
Jimmy Kimmel found that out when they all sat next to each other at the Emmys. So yesterday, when the fired late night host was on Jimmy Kimmel Live, the man who is barely holding on to his job asked his guest if he would shave it off. And Colbert said he would. However, he should’ve said, “I will if you will.”
But he didn’t. So by the end of the segment, one man was without facial hair. Can you guess who? The man is going to be kissed all over by his wife again. As he should, because he looks so much more kissable without it.
