We all know what happened the first time that Donald Trump and Billy Bush went for a bus ride for Access Hollywood. Well, to give Trump the proper sendoff, the now host of Extra decided to do it again. What happens next? I don’t really care because the loser is finally out of the White House and allowed to grab his own pussy. I am assuming that is what his crotch looks like one because I am sure his penis has retreated back into his body.
On a serious note, I love that Bush was willing to go there for Jimmy Kimmel Live.
George Clooney recently revealed that he cuts his hair with a Flowbee. Now, that is all any of the reporters who interview care about. Jimmy Kimmel is no different. Actually, the ABC late-night host took it one step further.
Kimmel gave Clooney a Flowbee and asked the Oscar winner to show us how to use it. Did Clooney give us a reason to bring back the ’80s haircutting device? Hell no. His hair has looked like crap since he went short. He probably gave himself that look the first time he used the thingamajig.
Does anyone remember when Clooney used to be worthy of People’s Sexiest Man Alive title? That seems like such a long time ago. Back before he started using Flowbee.
Back in 2006, Chandra Wilson uttered the word vajayjay on Grey’s Anatomy, and it is now a word in our vernacular. Did you ever wonder how it came (no pun intended) about? Cum (pun intended) on, you want to know.
Yesterday, when Ellen Pompeo was on Jimmy Kimmel Live, he asked her about carrying a penis around in a cooler on one of the episodes. That is when she shared the story about vajayjay.
During that episode, they said the word penis many, many, many times. However, ABC’s standards and practices would not let them use the word vagina. Therefore, when it came time for Wilson to say the word, she came up with vajayjay to make the men in suits happy.
By doing that, she also made us happy. Now, I want to know what other words she has cum (pun intended) up with throughout her lifetime.
Wilson is why I say Pompeo can go. I think Dr. Bailey is the real star of the show. Who doesn’t love her more?
BTW If you want to see the big reveal on last night’s episode that everyone is talking about, then click here!
Chris Stapleton has two new albums coming out this holiday season. Tomorrow, he is releasing Starting Over, and coming soon we are going to get A Very COVID Christmas.
The Country singer rewrote some of the holiday’s biggest Carols for 2020, and gave us a sample of the CD on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday. There are tunes like Oh CDC, Coughing Around the Christmas Tree, Grandma Got Corona From a Reindeer and so many more. It won’t be a timeless classic, but it will be one for the next few years.
Grab your immediate family in the house, get some Egg Nog heavy on the Rum, and sing his songs with them around the plastic tree. Since they are the only people you are going to see on December 25th!
I wish you a merry COVIDmas. I wish you a very COVIDmas. I wish you very COVIDmas. And a happy flu year.
Schitt’s Creek swept the Emmys on Sunday night, and television anchors all over the country wanted to tell their viewers about it. There is only one problem. The C in Schitt’s is silent, and they are not allowed to say the word it sounds like without getting in a lot of trouble.
So how are they going to do it? Jimmy Kimmel Live compiled their best efforts, and it is as funny as the Emmy-winning sitcom. And just like the show, they saved the best for last with a nice little zinger that ties it all up.
