Jean Smart has won seven Emmys, but she only knows the locations of six of them. The Emmy-winning actress told Jimmy Kimmel yesterday that she has no idea where it is. And correctly said to her, “That means you have too many Emmys.”
He is not wrong. Can you believe that of the seven, none of them are for Designing Women? She has two for Fraiser, one for Samantha Who, and four for Hacks. Which one is missing? The one for Designing Women!!!
Talking about designing. We found out that she makes her own window washer fluid. She keeps a jug of it in her basement. Can you imagine taking someone down there and asking her what that is? That has to be an interesting conversation.
However, not as interesting as the one she had with her late husband, Richard Gilliland, on a plane. The actress often gets mistaken for Kim Cattrall, and a passenger on a flight did just that. He was convinced that she was on Sex and the City, no matter how much she denied it.
Then, an hour later, the stewardess handed her his business card, and he wrote on it that he was respecting her privacy but that he really liked her on that show. Well, her husband said that she needed to correct him ASAP because he thinks he saw you naked, which he didn’t.
Anwyays, back to her looking like the Mannequin star, I never realized until now how much they look alike. Did you see it before she mentioned it?
This Sunday is the Oscars, for those of you who actually care. The only reason why I care is that Conan O’Brien is hosting for the second year in a row.
However, Jimmy Kimmel, who hosted the shindig before him, will be returning to Hollywood’s biggest night.
Is he replacing the host? Nope, he will be a presenter. And I am sure donald trump is loving that news.
Kimmel will be joined by Rose Byrne, Nicole Kidman, Jimmy Kimmel, Delroy Lindo, Ewan McGregor, Wagner Moura, Pedro Pascal, Bill Pullman, Lewis Pullman, Channing Tatum, Sigourney Weaver, Will Arnett, Adrien Brody, Javier Bardem, Priyanka Chopra Jonas, Kieran Culkin, Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans, Anne Hathaway, Chase Infiniti, Mikey Madison, Paul Mescal, Demi Moore, Kumail Nanjiani, Gwyneth Paltrow, Maya Rudolph and Zoe Saldaña.
Tell Me Lies’ Jackson White was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday, and he talked about filming sex scenes with his real-life and on-screen girlfriend, Grace Van Patten.
Well, not the salacious details, but how he got notes from the higher-ups about how he was doing it wrong, at least for camera.
They told him he had to work on his thrusting. What was wrong with it? He was doing some sort of wave, and they just wanted the vanilla version with any fudge ripple! So that is what he gave them and her!
In case you were wondering, he is the only one who got that note! Do you think that is a good or a bad thing?
Jimmy Kimmel Live was nearly cancelled a few months ago, and his future beyond next year is uncertain. Therefore, his yummy sidekick, Guillermo, needs to find a new way to make money. And he has.
The Mexican immigrant is living the American Dream and selling Salsa in three different levels of heat intensity.
Mild Guillermo may be one of the most caliente men on television, but he understands that not everyone can take that much heat. Mild delivers farm-fresh flavor with just a whisper of fuego. Because non-spicies are people too (probably).
Medium Not too hot. Not too mild. Just right. Made with chopped tomatoes, lime juice, cilantro, and un poquito jalapeño. The kind of salsa that’ll tickle your mustache a little and gets you dancing like Guillermo after a shot of tequila.
Hot Deciding between heat and flavor? Por qué no los dos? Guillermo’s Hot Salsa turns up the heat with habañero for a kick spicier than a telenovela and a taste that’s just as delicious.
“I dreamed about this salsa back in 2003,” said Guillermo Rodriguez. “Now you can eat my American dream. It’s made with beautiful ingredients that everyone can pronounce.”
Those ingredients, chopped tomatoes, lime juice, onions, cilantro, and peppers, are the same that his abuela used when she made it for him.
Guillermo’s Salsa is available at Costco starting today and will be sold in other stores in the future.
donald trump keeps bragging about how he has aced a cognitive test three times, and no one has scored as high as he has.
So, Jimmy Kimmel decided to see if he could beat the president at that too.
Did he? Yes, because the host, who more people want to watch, does not show signs of dementia, and knows that a rhino is not a hippopotamus and a camel is not a giraffe.
Now that you have seen what the test is, do you think you could also perfect it?
Can we all agree this was a brilliant way to troll Mr. Micropenis? However, you know, that the orange one is going to say that Kimmel cheated.
