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Conan O’Brien and Nick Kroll have the sex talk with teenagers!
February 8th, 2019 under Conan O'Brien. [ Comments: none ]

Nick Kroll’s animated show Big Mouth that is about teenagers going through puberty. Therefore, you might think he knows a lot about sex and is not a Caveman (does anyone get that reference) when it comes to the topic.

Conan O’Brien wanted to see just how much he knew, so they went to a high school in Burbank and taught sex ed to a bunch of students. How did they do? Conservatives would like to hire them to write a course on it because they make kids want to abstain from sex. At least that was the case for me.

Thankfully, the teens were smart enough to know that everything they were teaching them was wrong. To the boy who asked about flavor condoms. I like them because they make a guy taste good. Although, you have to taste them first to see if you like the flavor. My favorite is banana. What is yours? Oh and condoms are good, do not believe anyone who tells you otherwise.

I believe in abstinence-first until you are ready and not only. And use condoms! Can you tell I lectured people on safe sex for a while?


Jean-Claude Van Damme gets handsy with Conan O’Brien’s butt!
February 6th, 2019 under Conan O'Brien, Jean-Claude Van Damme. [ Comments: none ]

Jean-Claude Van Damme was on Conan yesterday, and O’Brien’s staff told the martial arts actor something about their boss before he went on the air. They revealed to him that O’Brien has a mental issue about his lack of a butt.

Before they started the interview, Van Damme brought that little tidbit up and said that Conan has a nice bum. That is when the TBS host stood up and let his guest feel his assets. Which he did, but Conan stayed a little too long.

Then when the show and feel was done, Van Damme gave us all tips on how to strengthen our tushes. Lie down on the ground, contract your butt cheeks for three seconds, release for two and repeat 30 times. If you do it properly, then you will not be able to walk the next day. Who cares about that because no one who is walking behind you will be able to look up at the back of your head. If you catch my drift and not my fart.

I can say that because you stopped reading after I told you the secret to having nice buttocks.


Watch Conan O’Brien chug 28 beers at once
January 31st, 2019 under Conan O'Brien. [ Comments: none ]

Conan O’Brien recently went back to Boston. Not to visit his family, but to check out the Samuel Adams Brewery and get a tour by its founder Jim Koch. There was not enough beer in the brewery to prepare Koch for what was about to happen next.

There was lots and lots of drinking by Conan, a very funny line by the owner and 28 beers being mixed into one pitcher. Only to be downed by the TBS host who created a new flavor that only he liked. Then again when you drink as much as he has, anything and everything tastes good. It can be the beer of drunks because they are the only one who will like it.


Which late night show did the wrongest animal sketch yesterday
January 25th, 2019 under Animals, Better than..., Conan O'Brien, Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel. [ Comments: none ]

Late night, literally, went to the dogs, and squirrels and chickens yesterday. That is because three of the talk shows did bits with those animals.

Jimmy Kimmel Live did a commercial advertising AirBuds aka pot for dogs. They found viral videos of dogs doing funny things and mashed them all together for the ad. I don’t have to smoke some marijuana to laugh uncontrollably to that.

Over on Conan, O’Brien opended up his studio to the fat squirrels who are not being taken care of at the national parks because of the shutdown. This bit is so stupid that is absolutely brilliant. That is why I love this TBS host, he is not afraid to make a schmuck of himself.

Finally, Jimmy Fallon and Backstreet Boys dressed up as chickens and clucked their through Everybody on The Tonight Show. What can you say that? How about it, I Want It That Way from now on!

Now, that you have watched all this videos, which one made you howl at the moon?


Has Conan O’Brien really been off the air for that long?
January 7th, 2019 under Conan O'Brien. [ Comments: none ]

Conan O’Brien has been hosting a late night show since 1993. Over the last 25, he has only taken three extended breaks. The first was the writers’ strike in 2007. The second time was when Jay Leno stole The Tonight Show from him in 2010 and he was left showless until TBS gave him a show. The latest one is happening right now.

Ever since November, he has been off the air as he transitions his 1-hour show to a half hour one on January 22nd. Since he is not on camera, he can let his beard grow out as he has done on other hiatuses from his talk show. Even those were for a longer period of time, his facial hair was not as long and as full as it is now. He has Duck Dynasty beard going on, so what is his secret to getting a mane from chin like that in such a short period of time? Samuel Adams beer. They put the beer in beerd. Then you put the beer in your beerd when you try to drink with that hairy thing.

Don’t take my word for it, look at everyone else at Sam Adams Tap Room. It is the elixir for men who can not grow a real beard.


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