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Kim Kardashian scolds her sons on The Tonight Show
June 22nd, 2022 under Jimmy Fallon, The Kardashians. [ Comments: none ]

Kim Kardashian is promoting her new business venture, and she appeared on The Tonight Show yesterday. She decided to bring her two little Kanyes with her, and the mom had to scold Saint, 6, and Psalm, 3, because they were making too much noise in the audience. Eventually, the nanny took out the toddler, and her oldest son stayed for the rest of the interview.

Now that the mom could focus on herself like she always does, she was able to tell Jimmy Fallon how her older daughter, North, wanted a “spooky wilderness-themed birthday party.” You see, the 9-year-old is into movie special effects, and she wanted her friends to learn how to draw scars on mannequin heads. So they went camping and drew cuts on a bunch of fake heads.

I grew up on Horror, and even I would never let my kid do that for their 9th birthday. And I know I would be a fucked up mom. It is not my place to judge her parenting, but… Maybe Kardashian should spend more time with her kids and less on vacationing and working.


Adam Sandler almost lost his Happy Gilmore to a seagull
June 7th, 2022 under Adam Sandler, Jimmy Fallon. [ Comments: none ]

Adam Sandler has a black eye after an accident in his bed. And it turns out that is not his worst recent injury.

Yesterday, when the Sandman was on The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon, the actor told the host a story about his recent trip to Spain. When he was there, he went for a swim in the Meditteranean. The water there is very salty, so everything floats. And I do mean everything.

As the comedian was in the water, he noticed everyone was naked because it was a nude beach. He decided to give it a go and took off his bathing suit. That caused his testicles and fishing hook to float up to the water.

It must’ve looked yummy because some seagulls thought it was a fish, I am sorry, worm, and tried to take a bite out of it. But when they got closer, they realized it was not what they thought it was and flew away. He thought he was in the clear until he saw another seagull that thought it looked like a Wendy’s french fry.

And now he will never go nude again, and the seagulls are happy about that.


Betty Gilpin was left in a body bag on the Law & Order: CI set
April 22nd, 2022 under Jimmy Fallon. [ Comments: none ]

Betty Gilpin got her first big break by landing a guest star role on Law & Order: Criminal Intent in 2006. She was cast to play Fran Drescher’s daughter. Amazing, right?

Well, Gilpin played a corpse. So, maybe not that amazing.

However, it gets worse. The actress told Jimmy Fallon on The Tonight Show yesterday that at one point, Vincent D’Onofrio zips up her dead body in a body bag on an abandoned beach. When he was done, she heard them yell cut, then lunch, and everyone walked away.

Was Gilpin’s first role going to be her last? Obviously not. After several seconds, a PA realized that someone had left her in the bag and rescued her.

Since the star is OK, then I can say this. At least if they did forget her, the coroner would not have needed a body bag since she came with her own. Too soon?


Who knew Jimmy Fallon has chest hair?
April 21st, 2022 under Jimmy Fallon. [ Comments: none ]

There are a lot of things we know about Jimmy Fallon. But did you know he has chest hair? Well, he does.

Yesterday, on The Tonight Show, he debuted his hairy chest for a sketch about French President Emmanuel Macron having chest hair. Oh, so maybe the host really does have a smooth chest, and that was fake hair? Damn, is nothing on television real?

BTW I had a thought as Fallon was doing a French accent for the bit. He could be France’s new Jerry Lewis. Tell me you can see that too? Please do because I don’t want to think I am zany like the two of them.


Jimmy Fallon sings Salt-N-Pepa’s Push It in the style of Barbershop Quartet
March 17th, 2022 under Jimmy Fallon. [ Comments: none ]

Yesterday on The Tonight Show, The Ragtime Gals made a triumphant return to the late night talk show to sing Salt-N-Pepa’s Push It in their style of music, which is Barbershop Quartet.

The four men, who were lead by Jimmy Fallon, sounded swell. I just have one question, do they know what the song means? I can still remember when my dad, who was a Fallon fan, told me what it meant. I am still scarred because no one wants to hear that from their father. Anyways, if he was still alive, I would tell him to school them on the meaning of that tune. Because then I would wonder if they would still be singing it with such a big smile on their faces. But then again, they might be into that sort of thing…


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