On October 2nd, Kelly Ripa is going to turn 56. So now that she is older, she finds that she can hurt herself in ways she never thought she could.
For example. The host shared this story on Live with Kelly and Mark today. She was staying at a hotel, and she went to use the bathroom. She is used to the toilet paper being on the right, and she grabs what she needs with her right hand. However, it was on the left side. So, in the process of reaching over to the other side, she hurt her back.
I bet Ripa misses the days when she hurt her back having sex and not taking a shit.
Bobby Hill has become so popular that he was able to leave the 2D world for a 3D one and appear on Live with Kelly and Mark yesterday.
King of the Hill’s chef participated in a cooking segment with Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos, and showed them how to make his Teriyaki Bratwurst, which is popular at his Japanese-German fusion restaurant, Robata Chane in Dallas, Texas.
Not only was he cooking up the meat, but he was also serving up the jokes. He is such a natural; I think it is time he got his show, Bobby of the Hill!
Until then, you can watch him with his family and neighbors in new episodes on Hulu now.
Whoever cooked up this idea deserves a huge raise because this was brilliant.
I love Horror movies. However, I can admit that some aspects of the genre are more frightening than the movies themselves. For example, my old boss was scarier than any movie he produced.
Here is another example: the way Mark Consuelos says the word. Recently on Live with Kelly and Mark, when he and Kelly Ripa were talking about summer movies, she called out the infuriating way he says the word. He makes it sound like whore-r rather than har-ah. Oh, the horror!
I can’t blame her for being upset. Imagine they are out in public, and he is like, “I want to see a whore-r.” Everyone could be like, “42nd Street is that way,” or “I don’t blame you for wanting one. We know who your wife is.”
This morning on Live with Kelly and Mark, Nikki Glaser was a guest, looking like a Go-Go Dancer with a mini pale blue dress.
It looked great when she was standing up. However, when she sat down, she gave Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos an eyeful. And the host let the comedian know. She said, “Oh, wait. I can see your underpants.”
Glaser then crossed her legs and apologized. Ripa told her, “I don’t mind at all.” Nikki, being Nikki, responded with, “Oh, good, good, I will send you a picture later.”
Knowing the Consuelos, I bet they would use that photo in their bedroom for fun time.
This morning, on a repeat of Live with Kelly and Mark, the show had veterinarian Lisa Lippman on to teach Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos how to do Doggie CPR.
The vet brought with her a few dogs from Best Friends New Jersey to make the segment arfdorable.
What could go wrong? Well… The set designer thought it would be fun to make the stage look like a park with two benches and fake bushes.
What happens when dogs see a bush? They mark their territory, and that was what a Golden Retriever did as the married couple was talking to their guest.
Since he, and yes, it was he, was hidden by one of the benches, is a big dog; you could hear it before you saw it.
Did the Consuelos get upset about it? Not at all, the dog owners just laughed it off because moments like that are why kids and animals make great live television!
