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Dead Ant, the most ANTicipated horredy of the year is out now!
January 26th, 2019 under Tom Arnold. [ Comments: none ]


Dead Ant is a bitchin’ movie about stoned rockers getting attacked by oversized ants. It is the movie we all need as a release from all of the World’s problem. Therefore, after you read this, either run out to see it in the theater or watch it OnDemand or Digital ASAP.

You know you are in for a treat when the movie starts out with a pretty young woman being chased in the desert by an oversized ant who wants to kill her. As she is running for her life, she for some reason takes off her bikini top, jean shorts and underwear. That means she is completely naked. Why? Because that is how a great horror comedy begins.

Now it is time to meet the band. Sonic Grove is a hair metal band who has not had a hit since Hair Metal was a thing. They realize they have to change their look and sound if they want to be stars again. Their manager (Tom Arnold) booked them a gig at Nochella in the desert. Before they play the gig, Art (Sean Astin) and Stevie (Leisha Hailey) are going to pick up the best peyote from a Native American leader. That guy warns them to be careful not to hurt any bugs. If they do, then they will be cursed. Of course, he does not listen and pays the price.

Meanwhile, the rest of the band (Sydney Sweeney, Jake Busey, Leisha Hailey, Rhys Coiro) and their groupies (Natasha Blasick, Joi Liaye, Cameron Richardson) are on the tour bus, looking for a spot to stop so they can write a new song together. They find that spot and wait to be joined by Art and Stevie. Only Stevie shows up, and she has the peyote.

They smoke up and everything is awesome. That is until they get attacked by a large ants. They start to kill these ugly black bugs. Every time they do, they get bigger and bigger. They need to get out of there if they want to survive, so they run back to the bus for safety. One of them ran into Stevie’s car and they won’t leave without her. While they are waiting for her, the ants are now the size of the bus. The art department did a great job of making the ugly creatures look realistic.

How are they going to get out of there before they become ant food? You don’t want to miss it because it all ends in a way that is as awesome as the best guitar solo any band would die to do.

Dead Ant is not going to win an Oscar, but it is going to win its way into your heart. It has sex, drugs, rock’n’roll and laughs. What more do you need from a movie these days? Therefore, get some peyote and watch Dead Ant. It will make all of your problems will go away.

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Tom Arnold split from his wife of 9 years
January 21st, 2019 under Tom Arnold. [ Comments: none ]


Tom Arnold revealed today that he and his wife, Ashley Groussman, have separated after 9 years of marriage. He told Us Weekly, “It’s a long time coming and we have been together for almost 11 years. And very grateful. I have many good years. I have my children because of my wife.” Together they have a son Jax, 5, and daughter Quinn, 3.

No reason was given for why he split with his fourth wife, but I am wondering if his obsession with Donald Trump played a part in it. Many of us, including me, have become obsessed with this current administration, but I weaned myself from it. Hopefully, others will too before the good parts of their life become a casualty. Not saying that is why the Arnolds split, but I am sure many couples have had problems because of it. How many of us have lost friends because of Trump?

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Dead Ant proves good actors can do bad movies!
December 10th, 2018 under Tom Arnold. [ Comments: none ]


There are actors who will say yes to whatever movie that they are offered and sometimes they make the right choice.

For example, Sean Astin, Tom Arnold and Jake Busey said yes to starring in Dead Ant. A film about a Rock band that does some really strong peyote in a desert and gets attacked by huge killer ants!

I don’t know how the Oscars can ignore this brilliant movie that is coming to home video on January 25th. It might be why no one wants to host the thing this year. The closest they came to getting someone, was someone who is the size of an ant.

Seriously, what would you rather see: The Green Book or Dead Ant? Dead Ant of course because it is totally rockin’!

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Watch Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Tom Arnold shake their hips and tush!
August 2nd, 2017 under Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, Tom Arnold. [ Comments: none ]


The other day Arnold Schwarzenegger turned the big 7-0 and his family and friends attended his huge birthday bash. Proving that you can teach old dogs new tricks, Arnuld learned how to hula dance with his friends Sylvester Stallone and Tom Arnold. The instructor would give them a command and they would do what she said. When she said coconut, they moved their right hip the side. When she said pineapple, they did the same with the left. Finally, the big payoff was when she screamed Mango because that meant that they stuck their butts out!

Now you know the game, watch them play! Let’s just say it gives new meaning to The Expendables! And we get to see why we all say happy birthday because it makes us happy to see them mango all the time!

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Tom Arnold is a father again!
December 19th, 2015 under Tom Arnold. [ Comments: none ]


Tom Arnold and his wife, Ashley, welcomed their second child yesterday. According to People, Quinn Sophie came into the world weighing 7 lbs., 9 oz. and measuring 22 inches long. She has an older brother Jax who is 2 1/2 years old.
It’s amazing how much he has changed since he was married to his first wife. All for the better.

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