Matthew Perry was on The Graham Norton Show on Friday and the host asked him about the Friends pornodies. The actor told him that there is one he is familiar with and it is called Fiends. In that one, he says that all of them are having sex except for Chandler who is in the corner playing with his Bing. I’d like to watch that one, but I can’t find it online. The one I can find, is the one that was mentioned on the show called Friends: A XXX Parody. Which is why I want to watch the first one!
Hey, if we are not going to get a reunion with the 6 of them, then this the next best thing. Right?
Back when Matthew Perry was on the Friendship show, as he calls it; he did a photoshoot that was so devastating that to this day he hates to do them. What happened?
He told Conan O’Brien tonight that the cast of Friends and ER did a photoshoot with some swimsuit models on a Saturday morning and Chandler’s bing went bing. The actor got home from it around 1p in the afternoon and needed to get his bing down. Since he was single at the time, all he could do was put on a p0rn DVD (that was before that was what the internet was for) and a half hour later he was done. Sounds like a good lover, no?
Wait! When he was done, he was also done with the movie because now it disgusted him. He compared it to those hot towels you get an on airplane that are like hot for two seconds and then they are just like wet noodles. All he wanted to do was shut off the movie and go to sleep, but the remote and the TV were not talking to each other. Since he tired himself out, he didn’t want to get up and shut it odf. Not sounding that good in the sack any more, right?
Anyways, back to his story and the embarrassing part. Since he wanted to go sleep, he decided that he would just mute the TV. He lowered the volume down to zero, but for some reason he could still hear it. Why? As he explained, “The night before, I’d gone out on my backyard with a glass of wine and listening to music. Then I realized for the last hour, I’ve been blasting a p0rn0 out of my outdoor speakers.” How did he handle it? He moved shortly after the incident. What else can you do? If you are Matthew Perry, then not only do you move but you tell the story on late night TV 20 years later for the whole wide world to hear.
If the writers of The Odd Couple don’t do something with this next season (because you know CBS is going to pick up the show), then they all need new jobs!
Monica and Chandler aka Courteney Cox and Matthew Perry are reunited on her show Cougar Town tonight at 10p on TBS and I’m high on believin’ that you’ll be in love with it.
Jules (Cox) hasn’t been paying the bills (you have to watch to see the funny reason why) and one of the big ones she missed is the one for her car insurance. Since she is so late, the company has cancelled it. This will make things really bad for her when crashes into Sam’s (Perry) very expensive car. When he notices that there is no ring on her finger (again you have to see why), he asks her out. She says yes, hoping to get out of paying for the damage to his car. Her plan works. It just works a little too well and he winds up proposing to her with one of the greatest flash mobs ever! How will she get out of it? And does she really want to? Let me tell you, I am huge fan of Matthew Perry’s and I love him so much after this amazing episode. So it if were up to me, I dump Grayson (Josh Hopkins) to be with Sam the billionaire. The flash mob is that freaking amazing.
They are only one part of the episode, Ellie (Christa Miller) is doing everything she can to prove that Laurie (Busy Philipps) has a told a lie. It seems like no matter how hard she tries, she just can’t do it. Will she be able to find anything out on Jelly Bean?
Finally, Tampa, Fl. is experiencing some freezing cold weather. So cold, there is a whole 10% chance it will snow there. Bobby (Brian Van Holt) is like a little boy about it and is anticipating the white stuff like, well, a little boy. Will Tampa actually see some snow?
You will just have to tune in tonight for one of the best episodes of Cougar Town and there are been several great episodes in this sitcom’s run on both ABC and now TBS!
It has been 9 years since Friends ended and it looks like Matthew Perry and Jennifer Aniston are no longer the good Friends they used to be. And Courtney Cox and Perry are different type of Friends. Well at least you if buy this very funny bit that will be airing on The Ellen DeGeneres Show tomorrow with Jen co-hosting.
I am not going to describe all that is in the video because real Friends fans will get a kick out of all the jokes in it.
BTW is that most amount of Friends we have seen together in one place at one time? I think that the most I have together is two and Ellen was able to got half of them in one place. Not too shabby.
Matthew Perry tried to get over the pain of the cancellation of his very funny show Go On by going to see his precious LA Kings, and all was going well because they won. But then when he was being interviewed Dan Moriarty, the Fox Sports reporter said to him “Big news today and congratulations are in order.” Without missing a beat my favorite Friend said, “Oh thank you! You’re talking about my show getting cancelled.” Then the world’s worst reporter sat there with a huge grin on his face and nodded his head in affirmation. But Mr Sunshine didn’t let him rain on his parade, as he said “It was a sad day because of the people. I’m going to miss them. But this show that I was doing was really getting in the way of some Kings games, so I am OK.” And ladies and gentlemen that is why I think NBC really f*cked up by giving Seth Meyers Late Night instead of Perry. He is very quick witted, well liked and can really role with the punches and that is what makes a good late night talk show host.
I mean how stupid is that reporter. If I were Fox Sports, I would fire that schmuck’s a$$ and bring Jody Jackson over from Phoenix. She is a million times better than that idiot.
