There are a lot of people who are mad at Gordon Ramsay, and most of them make sense. However, how would you react if I told you that Joan Collins is one of them?
What did the MasterChef do to the legendary actress? Ramsay shared what happened with Graham Norton.
Back in the days when only newspaper critics mattered, one came to his restaurant and gave him an awful review. Therefore, the restaurateur banned him from eating at his places. Understandably so.
So what would happen if that critic showed up with the Dynasty bitch? Ramsay would make them wait until they were eventually told that he would not serve them.
Well, no one told their boss that Collins was with him, so he had no idea what he did until they told him. Had he known, he would have let them in.
Even though he has apologized to her, she has never forgiven him. Can you blame her? But then again, she should choose her dining mates more wisely. I mean, who wants to eat with a critic? They critique everything, and that gets annoying after a while.
Kaley Cuoco is an animal lover, and she resides on a farm with unusual animals.
How unusual? She told Graham Norton on his show last week that she has two zonkeys.
What are zonkeys? They are what happens when a zebra and a donkey mate.
I didn’t know that they could. But they can, and I want one because they are magnificent-looking creatures with their striped legs. Aren’t they stunning?
Michael Bublé has been dubbed the King of Christmas, even though he has released only one Christmas album.
So when Christmastime comes around, so do the memes. The most famous one is of him emerging from his cave for the holiday season. It’s funny, right?
Last week, when the crooner was on The Graham Norton Show, the host wanted to know what he thinks of it. And The Voice coach doesn’t find it as funny as all of us and his friends because people think he really lives in a cave. I know I thought that is where he lives in Canada. He doesn’t.
It is not all bad news. Did you know that his album Christmas has been the #1 Christmas record in Australia since 2011? He does, and he has a message for the “smart and wonderful people” from Down Under. It is, “I am so thankful for the money!” Not as much as his kids, Noah, 12, Elias, 9, Vida, 7, and Cielo, 3.
I love how self-deprecating he can be! We all need to be able to laugh at ourselves, even in front of the whole world.
Many, many, many years ago, 2004 to be exact, Kate Winslet hosted Saturday Night Live, and Eminem was the musical performer. He asked her to do something that she has kept a secret for over 21 years.
Why would she keep a secret for so long? What could he have asked her to do that she would not want to tell people? With a horrified look on her face, she told Graham Norton on his show, “Eminem asked me to shave his bottom.”
So did the actress go the extra 8 mile for him and clean up his slim shady? She told the Rapper, “I don’t do personal grooming. What? I am not going to go with a bit and get your crack, love.”
Would you lose yourself and do that for him? Is it wrong that I would have said yes? Why not? I have done worse things involving a man’s ass.
Ed Sheeran and Graham Norton got morbid on the latter’s show.
The singer has finished his Mathematics phase and is now going through the Stereo era. The albums are Play, Pause, Rewind, Fast Forward, and Stop.
Talking about stopping, he has prepared for when his life stops. You see, he has lost friends who did not plan for after their deaths, and chaos ensued. He doesn’t want to do that to his loved ones, including his fans.
Therefore, he knows the name of his final album. What is it called? It is perfectly titled…Eject! He will even have the record’s track list ready because he has often wondered whether the late artists wanted their songs in that order on their posthumous recordings.
Even though it sounds like Eject will be part of the Stereo era, hopefully, he will be able to give us a few more eras before he is ejected from the Earth. First dances at weddings can always use more of his songs as suggestions.