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How come this never happens when I am on a Zoom call?
May 29th, 2020 under Pornody. [ Comments: 1 ]

I have heard all of these exciting stories about things going on during Zoom calls, but I have yet to experience anything that makes me want to swivel my chair.

Things like a man thinking he had disconnected from a business call when he didn’t. Because of that, he didn’t know he was still on camera when he decided to reward himself for a job well done by polishing the trophy while watching PornHub.

His co-workers got to see a different side of him. One that is all about loving himself and not the job.

The moral of the story is you don’t want to be, literally, be caught with your pants down while you are working from home. So make sure to keep it SWF. That is unless you are into everyone seeing how you are not SFW.

How are you going to celebrate National Masturbation Day? Isn’t it exciting that it has its own day? For most people, it is 365 days a year. Well, this year is 366!

Well, I am off to celebrate by getting off.


PornHub releases a clean porn!
April 29th, 2020 under Pornody. [ Comments: none ]

Who has said to themselves, what the world needs now is clean porn? No one. However, PornHub gave it to us. Is it like soft porn? Not even close. It is about telling people to practice safe sex, sorry, that is what it used to be about. Now it is about being safe from COVID-19.

Some of the biggest names in adult entertainment are teaching us how to put the love gloves on over our hands, take a break from gangbangs, say no facials, and make sure to love the one you are with, even if it is just you by yourself.

Sex can be educational, and that is what these PSAs are all about it.

Since we can’t go out, we might as well just stay in and watch PornHub.

To see one of the SFW PSAs, then click here!


Porn stars reveal the grossest thing they did during their jobs
April 2nd, 2020 under Pornody. [ Comments: none ]

Have you ever wanted to know what is the grossest thing that an Adult Entertainer has ever done during a porn shoot? Well, Wood Rocket asked that very question to them. and yes most of their nastiest experiences involved anal.

However, not all of them. You just have to listen to their stories. Let me tell you this, I am quarantining alone, and now I don’t have to worry about wanting to have sex with anyone for the duration of this Stay At Home period. Maybe even longer.

Oh, when it comes to the incident I thought was the most disgusting of them all, the actress said she would do it again. What was it? Just watch because there is no way I am repeating it.


Porn Star Karaoke is finally back to make our Tuesdays more thrilling
October 22nd, 2019 under Pornody. [ Comments: none ]

There are plenty of interesting things to do in Burbank, like go for a tour of Warner Bros Studios or see a show at the Garry Marshall Theatre. However, there is one thing that is truly unique to the city and it is Pjorn Star Karaoke (new management, new name, same great PSK). However, when Sardo’s closed its doors back in 2017, PSK went with it. Or so we thought.

After a two-year hiatus, it is finally back on Tuesdays nights for everyone over 21 to enjoy at Crawfords Pass. Thanks to popular demand. The people wanted it, and Crawfords Pass decided to give it a trial run. Well, the trial run is over and PSK is officially back.

What is PSK? For 14 years, some of the biggest names in Adult Entertainment would get together to feel normal every Tuesday night and sing other people’s tunes in their own special way. Sometimes better than the original artist. Most importantly, it is about getting together with old friends and new ones to have some fun, blow off some steam and sing their hearts out. If singing is not your thing, then you can dance as if no one is watching. You know do a Billy Idol or you can sing Dancing with Myself after a few drinks. However, don’t drive home if you had too many.

You never know who you are going to see there. In the past people like Ron Jeremy, Hal Sparks and many others stopped by. Now, you can watch one of the regulars like Riley Nixon, Siouxsie Q, Sovereign Syre, Loni Legend, Jojo Kiss, Chris Cock, Rod Jackson, Stirling Cooper belt out their favorite tunes.

You do not have to just watch, you can get up there and sing, sing a song. Next Tuesday (October 29th), they are having a costume night and the best look wins a $100. Which means you can celebrate Halloween early and get a huge treat.

It is the treat that keeps on giving every Tuesday night. Whether you are a newbie or you have been there before, it is an enjoyable experience that you will soon not forget. Let’s get the party started this week and pack the house as they did in the good old days.

For more information and videos from past weeks’ performances, check out @PornStarKaraoke on Twitter.


The Good Place gets a pornody and it has a moral lesson!
September 26th, 2019 under Pornody. [ Comments: none ]

Tonight at 9p, it is time for The Good Place’s final season premiere. If that news makes you as sad as it makes me, then I have some good news for you! Wood Rocket and Pornhub have released the trailer to their latest pornody and guess what show they are taking on? They are doing The Goo Place. Sounds like something that will bring cheers to Ted Danson and the cast of the show.

Why did they pick a show about four recently deceased people who were told they were in Heaven when in reality they are really in Hell? Director Holly G. Myers revealed to me, “I love the show. A LOT. The show has so much sexual tension in it already, it just seemed so ripe for porn parodying.” Of course, she wanted to point out that, “Also, I really wanted porn performers to refer to their jobs as forking.”

Who are the people who got to fork in the pornody? They are Isabella Nice (Janet), Daphne Dare (Elanor), Avi Love (Tahini), Kilo White (Jianyu), Chris Cock (Chidi) and Lance Hart (Michael). They did a good job with casting because the actors look just like the people they are playing.

Since the original show is a lesson about morality and what qualifies someone to go to Heaven or Hell, I wanted to know what is the moral teachings we can get from this? Writer/Director Lee Roy Myers wants our takeaway to be, “I guess if we had to find a moral lesson in the porn parody it would be that orgies can get you into The Goo Place.”

I wonder who is on top and who is on the bottom in those orgies? Talking about tops, Myers said this sitcom has always been a top, “The whole WoodRocket team loves The Good Place. It was at the top of our list to parody for a while. So we’re just glad we finally got to make it.” And make it they did.

Tonight after you watch The Good Place, shut off your TVs, turn on your computers and watch The Goo Place. When you are done with both you will be in a good and goo place.


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