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Who knew musical pornodies are a thing, but they are!!!
May 23rd, 2019 under Pornody. [ Comments: none ]

We have seen several movies, including animated ones like Minions, and television shows get the pornody treatment. Well, now a musical is getting one and Aladdick is going to be so much better than the live-action Alladin.

I mean what adult wouldn’t want to watch Princess Jizzman over Prince Jasmine. I mean prefer, I know they would want to see the two Princesses sing the letter O together. Plus, we are going to see the Genie’s lamp, if you know what I mean. Talk about a wish come true! I wonder if he has blue balls?

BTW I used to live across the street from Porn Star Karaoke, I wonder how many of the actors in this half-hour film (guess what I am watching now) would go to Sardo’s every Tuesday and sing? They were practicing for their big moment.


Woodrocket found a way to do a live-action Lego movie pornody
February 8th, 2019 under Pornody. [ Comments: none ]

The Adult Entertainment world has found interesting ways to do pornody versions of big-screen movies, and there is one I never thought they would be able to do. That film is The Lego Movie, yet they found a way to do Laygo. It looks so weird, I do not know what to make of it. Yet, I want to see it.

Just when you though the most painful thing about Lego was stepping on one, turns out it is the second.

Talking about torture, I cannot wait to share this trailer with all of my friends who have kids who play with Lego. Just think of the image they will have in their minds whenever they see their children building something with those plastic blocks? The little things that make me happy!

UPDATE: I feel bad for the poor actors who had to have almost every part of their bodies painted yellow like Lego characters. Translation, I just watched the movie where everything is awe-awe-awesome!


This Christmas story is not kid friendly
December 20th, 2018 under Pornody. [ Comments: none ]

Tis the night before Christmas and all the through the house, Santa Claus was getting on the naughty list. Thanks to this XXXmas story as told by Wood Rocket.

Make sure to put the Elf on the Shelf on the doorknob so that can listen to MILF on a shelf without interruption. You definitely don’t want the little ones to hear this story because you will have a lot of explaining to do. More than why Baby It’s Cold Outside went from the nice list to the naughty one this year.


Deadpool and Venom get p0rnidies!
October 5th, 2018 under Pornody. [ Comments: none ]

If ever any movie deserved a p0rnody, it is Deadpool. But then again, it pretty much was one without full-on sex. Which makes me wonder if the Axel Braun version will do their take on the Calendar Girl scene. How hot would that be? I am sure Ryan Reynolds will give it one pen!s up!

As Venom comes out on the big screen, Vencum is cumming all over the small one!

Deadpool XXX: An Axel Braun Parody and Vencum are cumming to a computer soon. Now we know what the pool is filled with in Deadpool!


Does size matter to p0rn stars?
July 12th, 2018 under Pornody. [ Comments: none ]

As we know p0rn stars sleep with men of all different shapes and sizes, so does size matter to them? For the most part, several actresses told Wood Rocket that it does not. Like the old saying goes, “It’s the motion in the ocean.”

But of course, there are exceptions and preferences for different sexual acts. So men, who are not as big as others, don’t be so worried. If a p0rn star does not care, why should you? I have to say I agree with them.


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