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Ellen DeGeneres scares Aubrey Plaza with her own movie
June 14th, 2019 under Ellen DeGeneres. [ Comments: none ]

For two month, Aubrey Plaza spent her days and nights getting scared by Chucky and she thought she was done with it. Now that she is promoting Child’s Play, Ellen DeGeneres thought she needed one more scare from the killer doll.

Since it is Ellen, it is going to be scary, very scary. Or tortorous, I should say. First, the daytime talk show host asked the actress to play a game of Speak Out. You know, the one where you put a plastic mouthpiece in your mouth and try to get the other person to guess what you are saying. It is not easy for your opponent to understand you, so you really have to concetrate. Just as Plaza was really deep in thought on the next phrase, that is when Chucky jumped out of the desk. Scaring the living crap out of her.

What made this scare so much better than the other ones is the fact that Plaza had the mouthpiece in. She already had her scream face on! And kept it on even after she the prank was over.


There is something that Ellen DeGeneres is bad at doing
June 4th, 2019 under Ellen DeGeneres. [ Comments: none ]

It seems like Ellen DeGeneres can do anything, but there is something she cannot do. Well besides date boys. That thing is doing impressions.

The show put together a montage of her trying to sound like other celebrities. Her attempts are so bad, that even Cher had to declare that Ellen’s imitation of her is the worst one. I have heard worse, but the talk show host is pretty close to being down there. Personally, I thought her Oprah Winfrey and Donald Trump was even more atrocious.

I think she needs to add a new game to her show. It is just her doing impressions and the guests have to try to guess who she is doing. If you cannot laugh at yourself, who can you laugh it? I mean we laugh at Ellen all the time. I mean we laugh with her.


What has Ellen DeGeneres done that she will never do again?
May 22nd, 2019 under Ellen DeGeneres, Tom Hanks. [ Comments: none ]

We have all done things once that we will never do again. For me, it was going to Alabama (I have been saying that ever since I went there and have never been back). For Tom Hanks, it was not following the Instapot directions to a T. For Ellen DeGeneres, it is dating men! That is obvious, but it was still great the way she answered the question.

While we did not learn much else from this Burning Questions segment, I think the Governor of New Jersey needs to give him his own bridge. Why not rename the George Washington Bridge after him. Oh wait, if they did, then anyone going over it would hate him. Better yet, what about the Goethals Bridge, who cares what the people of Staten Island think! I am from The Bronx, I can say that! That and I tease my cousin, who lives there, about that all the time.


Ellen DeGeneres is not going anywhere
May 21st, 2019 under Ellen DeGeneres. [ Comments: none ]

Ellen DeGeneres has been doing her daytime talk show for 16 years and there were rumors she was ready to call it quits. Today, she revealed if that is true. It is not. That is because she told her audience she just signed on for three more years. Which means her show will be going through to at least 2022.

She explained that her choice was not only because her car payments are high, but also because of all the people that told her that the show “helped them through chemo, and they were inspired by one my guests or watching the show made them laugh for the very first time in a long time.”

So the laughing will keep on going for three more years!


Will Smith, is that a giant lamp on your crotch or are you happy to see me?
May 21st, 2019 under Ellen DeGeneres, In Your Pocket?, Will Smith. [ Comments: none ]

Ellen DeGeneres thought it would be fun to play a new game with Will Smith called Rub My Lamp in honor of him playing the Genie in the live-action version of Alladin.

It already sounds pretty sexually explicit, right? Imagine how much worse it gets when they place a huge padded genie lamp over his crotch and tell everyone to rub it. Especially when it looks like it already has been rubbed, rubbed really good! It is up and ready to release the genie.

Can you believe this is airing during the daytime because it looks like something that would be on Skinemax?

UPDATE: Will Smith is afraid of mice, and Ellen wanted to help him get over his fear. To see how it worked out, then click here!


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