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Ellen ‘Do It’ DeGeneres decides to take on puzzling
March 17th, 2020 under Ellen DeGeneres. [ Comments: none ]

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Now that most of the world is on self-quarantine, we need to find new things to keep us busy. Ellen DeGeneres decided that she wanted to do a 4,000-piece puzzle.

That should keep her busy until her talk show goes back into production, or will it?

Sidetrack, since she is modeling a Harry Styles t-shirt, I think he should model her Ellen underwear? Who wants to see his long legs in her briefs? That does not sound good.

Back to puzzle, to find out how she is doing with it, then click here!

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Justin Bieber gave David Beckham a scary-scar
March 4th, 2020 under Ellen DeGeneres, Justin Bieber, The Beckhams. [ Comments: none ]


David Beckham is on Ellen today, and he tells Ellen DeGeneres what a good guy Justin Bieber is. Although, I am sure he no longer has the same impression of the Popstar.

That is because Ellen got their friend to hide in her little table and scare Golden Balls. I was so expecting the Becks to scream like a little girl (to match his voice) when the Beeds frightened him. Sadly, he pretty much sat there, stunned into silence.

If I were Bieber, then I would be afraid. Doesn’t he realize that Beckham is known for kicking balls!

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CBS fires Judge Judy after 25 years
March 2nd, 2020 under Ellen DeGeneres, Judge Judy. [ Comments: none ]


Judge Judy has had the #1 syndicated daytime show for a really long, but that was not enough for CBS to renew her contract after the 25th season. Today on Ellen (who will claim that title), Judy Sheindlin revealed that her show is ending next season. She says that CBS would rather air repeats of her show than new episodes.

Does that mean Judge Judy is going to ride off into the sunset with her husband on their new Harley Davidson tricycle? Nope. She says, “I am not tired, so Judy Justice will be coming out the year later.”

That is all she can say now. We don’t know where it will air or what it is about but does that matter? We will watch Judy Justice wherever she goes?

Which is why I cannot understand why CBS is not renewing her contract. She is worth every penny.

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Mark Wahlberg really has a thing for socks
February 27th, 2020 under Ellen DeGeneres, Marky Mark. [ Comments: none ]


Quentin Tarantino has a thing for feet, and Mark Wahlberg has a thing for the thing that goes on top of them. The actor was playing Burning Questions with Ellen DeGeneres, and she asked him what he sleeps in at night. That is when he admitted that he wears his socks all the time, even in bed. There are only two instances when he takes them off. They are when he takes a shower or when he goes into the ocean.

Why? He says they are softer than his 10-year-old daughter’s feet, and it sounds like they are sensitive too. That is why he loves to keep them covered up. His friends and family all know about his obsession, so they buy him socks as a present.

Another reason why he likes to wear them; it sounds as though he doesn’t want to look at them. To me, that would be the biggest reason. I hate my tootsies, but I hate wearing socks even more.

Are you a sock person, or do you like them to go au natural?

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KJ Apa is so awwwwdorable when he gets scared!
February 18th, 2020 under Archie Comics, Ellen DeGeneres. [ Comments: none ]


KJ Apa finally had his cherry popped when he got to appear on The Ellen DeGeneres Show for the first time today. Why now? He got cheeky with her when he showed her his peach during a birthday message he recorded for the talk show host. He knew that Ellen was going to see his a$$ in the reflection of the window on his balcony. It did not bother him because he was sure he had the best video of the bunch. He did.

Good thing, he is going to get Ellen underwear for being on the show. He is definitely going to need a pair. Not because he likes to send naked videos. It is because she scared the crap out of the New Zealand actor who was making fun of her wife’s country/continent Australia.

The Riverdale star got so frightened he jumped out of his chair and ran around it. Then when his heart returned to a normal rhythm, he laughed about it in a way that is so endearing. It left a huge smile on my face as big as his buttcrack.

I bet he is so happy he finally got to be on the show after that.

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