Before Charlie Puth was singing his songs on talk shows, he was singing Adele’s on Ellen. You can tell that 19-year-old was going to be a star from that 2011 performance.
Too bad Ellen DeGeneres screwed him over by signing and then he says ghosting him. Although, that might’ve worked out in his favor.
In just three days, Ellen DeGeneres is going to become a senior citizen, aka the age of retirement. Something she has been doing for almost a year since she left her talk show.
So what has she been doing to keep herself from going crazy? Whatever it is, it doesn’t look like it is working.
Ellen DeGeneres is not going to turn 65 until January, but she has already turned into a senior citizen. First, she retired from her talk show last month. This month, she is making shower chairs with her wife, Portia de Rossi.
At this rate, the comedian will be eating early bird dinners at Denny’s and harassing her neighbors as she tries to mow them in her golf cart even though there are no nearby golf courses. Someone call Shady Pines because she is ready to move in.
Have you ever wondered how to make Kim Kardashian go away? Well, Ellen DeGeneres figured it out on her talk show today.
Kim suffers from arachnophobia. Therefore, if she sees a spider, she runs away from it faster than Kanye West’s fans run towards Yeezys.
So, where are the Horror movie producers when you need them? Can one of them come up with a spider movie and have her star in it. Just don’t tell her what the creature feature is about. And just like how they used real worms in Squirm, they can use real spiders!