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BTWF: Charlie Puth on Ellen
June 15th, 2023 under Before They Were Famous, Charlie Puth, Ellen DeGeneres. [ Comments: none ]

Before Charlie Puth was singing his songs on talk shows, he was singing Adele’s on Ellen. You can tell that 19-year-old was going to be a star from that 2011 performance.

Too bad Ellen DeGeneres screwed him over by signing and then he says ghosting him. Although, that might’ve worked out in his favor.


I don’t think Ellen DeGeneres is handling her retirement well
January 23rd, 2023 under Ellen DeGeneres. [ Comments: none ]

In just three days, Ellen DeGeneres is going to become a senior citizen, aka the age of retirement. Something she has been doing for almost a year since she left her talk show.

So what has she been doing to keep herself from going crazy? Whatever it is, it doesn’t look like it is working.


BTWF: Chris Pine singing
August 9th, 2022 under Before They Were Famous, Chris Pine, Ellen DeGeneres. [ Comments: none ]

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Before Chris Pine was dancing in the ’80s in Wonder Woman: 1984, he was singing during the decade. How precious was the 3-year-old back in 1984?


Ellen DeGeneres has turned into an old lady during her retirement
June 29th, 2022 under Ellen DeGeneres. [ Comments: none ]

Ellen DeGeneres is not going to turn 65 until January, but she has already turned into a senior citizen. First, she retired from her talk show last month. This month, she is making shower chairs with her wife, Portia de Rossi.

At this rate, the comedian will be eating early bird dinners at Denny’s and harassing her neighbors as she tries to mow them in her golf cart even though there are no nearby golf courses. Someone call Shady Pines because she is ready to move in.


Ellen DeGeneres found a way to make Kim Kardashian disappear
April 13th, 2022 under Ellen DeGeneres, The Kardashians. [ Comments: none ]

Have you ever wondered how to make Kim Kardashian go away? Well, Ellen DeGeneres figured it out on her talk show today.

Kim suffers from arachnophobia. Therefore, if she sees a spider, she runs away from it faster than Kanye West’s fans run towards Yeezys.

So, where are the Horror movie producers when you need them? Can one of them come up with a spider movie and have her star in it. Just don’t tell her what the creature feature is about. And just like how they used real worms in Squirm, they can use real spiders!

I would pay to see that!!! Would you?


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