Dolly Parton is going to the dogs, so that means you can dress your best friend up as the beloved singer from snout to tail.
You can put a blonde wig on your puppy just like Dolly’s. And there is plenty of bling, aka jeweled collars to go with the hair. Now, they say you are never fully dressed without a smile, but in this case, there are plenty of t-shirts and dresses to choose from. Finally, you can’t spell Dolly without doll and dolls are toys. So you can get your pooch a stuffed guitar to play with and so much more.
Don’t have a dog; then you can buy a stuffed one to accessorize because who doesn’t want to have a dog (real or fake) modeling Doggy Parton for everyone to see? And the best part is that everything on the line is reasonably priced.
The only negative is my cat thinks Dolly is being a Jolene because the legend is cheating my kitty out of all this enjoyment since this is for dogs only. I think my pussy would look good as a blonde, but we will never know because Doggy Parton is for dogs only. Or is it?
It is not even Labor Day, and pumpkin spice products are all over the place. That means that the Christmas season is not too far behind.
Actually, it is here. That is because Dolly Parton released an unreleased track from her album A Holly Dolly Christmas Ultimate Deluxe called A Smoky Mountain Christmas.
While the record won’t be available until October 14th, that doesn’t mean we can’t get into the spirit now. Because nothing says ho, ho, ho like 90 degrees weather outside. The boys’ chestnuts are roasting from the heat and not from the fireplace.
If it was anyone else but the Country darling debuting a Christmas Carol in August, I would be giving them grief. But she is Dolly Parton, and she can do anything she wants because she is Dolly Parton.
The Orville has pulled off some excellent guest stars like Ted Danson, Liam Neeson, and Charlize Theron. However, on this week’s episode streaming now on Hulu, they had their most famous and unexpected cameo to date.
Who was it? Dolly Parton! I seriously couldn’t believe that Seth MacFarlane pulled that off, and no one knew about it until her scene came on that I actually thought it was fake. At first, I assumed she was a hologram (like her character). But it was really her in the flesh or projection.
“What an honor to be on @TheOrville with @SethMacFarlane and @RenaOwen. I might be as old as yesterday, but with all this new technology they make me look as new as tomorrow,” the beloved singer wrote. “I really hope the fans enjoy it as much as I enjoyed being a part of it.”
So my hat is off to MacFarlane for landing such a legend and keeping her appearance a secret until it was out.
When it comes to why Dolly Parton is in the future and what song she sings, I am not going to tell you. I am just going to tell you to watch this season to find out because what a powerful season it has been thus far.
And what makes it even better is the musical score that intensifies every scene they use it in. I never heard music better than they use it on the show.
Dolly Parton is such a fan of the Taco Bell Mexican Pizza that she is going to do a musical for them. Now, that the favorite item is back on the menu, she just had to have one.
Unlike Mariah Carey, the singer took a few bites and shows us yummy it is.
The biggest difference between Dolly eating one and us eating one is that she didn’t make a mess, while I always get Mexican Pizza guts all over the place. That is why she is Dolly Parton, and I am me.
Everyone and their brother on Broadway would love to do a musical with Dolly Parton. However, it is Taco Bell who actually made it happen.
The singer announced this morning, “I’m making #MexicanPizzaTheMusical with @TacoBell #tacobellpartner”
Back in January, Miss Dolly talked about her love for the fast food giant and said that she wished that they would bring back the Mexican Pizza. As soon as the company heard that, they knew they needed to bring it back. So now they are, and they got the legendary musician to help them get the word out with a live TikTok musical on May 26th at 8p EST. Thus, you are going to want to make your calendars now because you don’t want to miss Taco Bell: The Musical.
Normally, I would tell her to break a leg. But in this case, I think we should be saying, “Hope you break wind!”
