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Is Miley Cyrus’ new song about Liam Hemsworth?
January 13th, 2023 under Chris and Liam Hemsworth, Miley Cyrus. [ Comments: none ]

Miley Cyrus has a new song out called Flowers that seems to be about her ex-husband Liam Hemsworth. It starts out telling their love story. But then she declares, “I can love me better than you can.”

Those are words that so many people whose relationships have ended need to hear. Her song is going to be played at so many divorce parties. Just like Wrecking Ball is played when women are giving birth.

Her new album, Endless Summer Vacation, will be released on March 10th.


Miley Cyrus and Dolly Parton need to do a tour together
January 1st, 2023 under Dolly Parton, Miley Cyrus. [ Comments: none ]

Miley Cyrus and Dolly Parton hosted NBC’s New Year’s Eve special. And boy, was it special.

Miss Dolly and her goddaughter did bits, talked to each other, and sang some of their tunes as a duet.

After hearing Parton come in like a wrecking ball, and Miley telling her that she will always love her, I think we need to see them hit the road.

I bet you they would sell out every arena from here to Timbuktu. They would be the best duo since Steve Martin Short!

Oh, and if NBC hasn’t asked them to host again next year, then they must be severely hung over because that is the only excuse.


Miley Cyrus shaved off Jimmy Fallon’s beard
December 10th, 2022 under Jimmy Fallon, Miley Cyrus. [ Comments: none ]

Jimmy Fallon wanted a new look for the holidays, so he decided to shave off his beard. But he wasn’t going to do it to himself. So he asked Miley Cyrus to do it on The Tonight Show yesterday.

And with that, the singer has done something she had never done before. How did she do? She did great.

Cyrus gave him different looks until she was done. If this singing/acting thing doesn’t work, then she has a future as a barber. Or star in the female version of Sweeney Todd!


Want to feel old? Miley Cyrus is 30!
November 28th, 2022 under Miley Cyrus. [ Comments: none ]

Shady Pines, I am on hold because little Miley Cyrus turned 30 years old on November 23rd. It is not that I ever thought she wouldn’t make it to the big 3-0. It is just that I can’t believe that she is 30.

Miley turning 30 hit me like a wrecking ball, and it hurts. Who else got out the Ben Gay and drank some prune juice because they are feeling their age? Oy, I feel so old.


Dolly Parton is going to spend NYE with Miley Cyrus and us!
November 21st, 2022 under Dolly Parton, Miley Cyrus. [ Comments: none ]

Last year, Miley Cyrus hosted NBC’s New Year’s Eve special with Pete Davidson. Since he is so 2021, this year, Miley is getting a new co-host. Who is it going to be? Someone who is going to stay up past her 9 to 5 shift. That’s right. It is Dolly Parton.

The two legends will be joined in Miami by other musicians to be named at a later date. Personally, I think the two of them could do the whole show by themselves. Because they are who we are going to tune in to see.

Their Party in the USA will air from 10:30p-12:30a. And we will be watching because who else would you want to spend the ball drop with at midnight?


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