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Today’s on how fast food is trying to kill us: Dunkin’ is selling a just bacon side
February 27th, 2020 under Fast Food. [ Comments: 6 ]

It seems like every day, fast food is coming up with new ways to kill us with yummy mashups like the KFC fried chicken sandwich that uses glazed donuts for bread. Well, Dunkin’ doesn’t need a mashup for their latest mouth-watering, fattening idea.

The donut shop that is no longer just about donuts is selling 8-half slices of bacon for us to enjoy as a snack. Their “Snackin’ Bacon starts its journey smoked with natural cherrywood. It’s then treated to our sweet and savory blend of brown sugar and black pepper seasoning.” If you like the pig meat from the Sweet Black Pepper Bacon Breakfast Sandwich, then you don’t have to order the whole sandwich anymore to get the taste of the bacon. You just have to order their new side.

Now, I am going to knock the industry every time they come up with a new scrumptious sounding idea like this one. Mainly because I must try everything they put out there. I want a sleeve of bacon to enjoy as a snack. What person who eats bacon doesn’t? Well, my doctor will not want me to eat it when I go in for my checkup. She always gets mad when I go to get my blood tested, and I have a breakfast sandwich in my hand. Imagine how she will feel when I come in with just this? And not share because every piece is only my piece. I am not a sharer when it comes to bacon! Who is?


Would you eat fried chicken between two glazed donuts
February 25th, 2020 under Fast Food. [ Comments: none ]

We know that eating too much fast food can kill us. However, now I think they are not even trying to hide it anymore. The restaurants have been coming up with more and more fattening ways to market their food.

Kentucky Fried Chicken is now selling a fried chicken sandwich using 2 glazed donuts as bread. It sounds oddly yummy, but my heart is going don’t even think about it. It skipped a few beats watching this ad.

Having said that, I can’t wait to try it tomorrow at KFC. If you don’t hear from me again, you will know why.


Want your house to smell like McDonald’s Quarter Pounder?
February 21st, 2020 under Fast Food. [ Comments: none ]

They have candles that smell like a woman’s flower, and now they are going to have six that smell like Quarter Pounder when burned together. McDonald’s is selling the six-pack (something you will not have if you eat their food all of the time) of candles that make up the ingredients of the burger. Each candle that burns for 25 hours will smell like either Bun, Ketchup, Pickle, Cheese, Onion, 100% Fresh Beef. Does a bun or ketchup have a scent? And does the onion one make you tear up?

We do not know. We will just have to wait until they are available for sale. We also do not know how much they cost, but it better be less than Gwyneth Paltrow’s. I cannot see anyone spending $75 on them. However, it is a way to get your Quarter Pounder fix without eating one. Since you smell what you eat. It is the only 0 calorie item from McDonald’s because you know, even their lettuce has calories.


This makes me want to never eat another Whopper again
February 19th, 2020 under Fast Food. [ Comments: none ]

Remember when Morgan Spurlock did Supersize Me, and people stopped eating McDonald’s for a while? Well, he has nothing on this commercial from Burger King.

The fast food company wanted to show us that they do not use any preservatives in their food, so they left a camera on one of their Whoppers for over a month. The result is that the hamburger is covered in mold.

I get what they were going for, but it did not work. They want us to focus on the fact that they don’t use preservatives. However, all I see is a moldy sandwich, and that is so unappealing to me. That is the only takeaway we are getting from this advertisement.

Are you going to run out and eat a Whopper after this? I cannot imagine that you will. I can still taste the mold just thinking about it. Yuck.


A wrong answer on Family Feud still made the contestant a winner
January 14th, 2020 under Fast Food, Game Shows. [ Comments: none ]

Eve Dubois and her family played Family Feud in Canada, and she thought she had the winning answer in the Sudden Death round. Gerry Dee asked the two contestants, “What is Popeye’s favorite food?” Dubios proudly buzzed in and screamed, “Chicken!” Not only that, she did a little dance.

As us old people know, the answer is spinach. However, Popeyes the fried chicken restaurant agreed with her. Therefore, they tweeted her, “@sublimevey! Our survey says you got that right. DM us to claim your $10,000 worth of Popeyes. #LoveThatChickenFromPopeyes” We don’t know if she took them up on their offer, but she did tweet back, “THANK YOU #CHICKEEEN”

I would rather have the chicken! Although, I was not as wowed by their chicken sandwich like everyone else is.

BTW this was not their first attempt to get the winning answer. They tried three other times and failed. To sere those hilarious failed attempts, then click here!


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