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Carl’s Jr. is selling a burger with CBD oil on 4/20!
April 17th, 2019 under Fast Food. [ Comments: none ]

The good news is that Carl’s Jr. is selling a cheeseburger with CBD oil on 4/20 for $4.20. The bad news is that they are only selling it one store in Colorado.

According to KUSA, The Rocky Mountain High: CheeseBurger Delight (CBD) includes two 100% charbroiled beef patties paired with Carl’s Jr. signature Santa Fe Sauce infused with CBD, pickled jalapeños, pepper jack cheese, and Crisscut fries to give the burger the extra crunch– all between a premium bun.

If you live near 4050 Colorado Boulevard in Denver, then stop by to try it anytime after 6a this Saturday until supplies last. I hope it does so well, they make a nationwide thing because I so want to stick my teeth into it. Doesn’t it so yummy? You don’t need the THC to get you high after eating that.


50 Cent thinks the Burger King’s coffee price is about him
March 20th, 2019 under 50 Cent, Fast Food. [ Comments: none ]

Burger King got into the coffee business and they are charging just two quarters for a cup of Joe. When 50 Cent heard about that, he thought it was in honor of him.

Therefore, he photoshopped his face onto the Burger King and wrote, “Yeah so you should go get 50cent coffee from Burger King.🤨because I’m bigger than Starbucks. Get the strap #lecheminduroi”

You know what, they should make him their mascot. I know you are saying but clowns are McDonald’s thing. Sorry, it was too easy not to go there so I went there!


Proof cows really do eat at Chick-fil-A
March 18th, 2019 under Animals, Fast Food. [ Comments: none ]

You know those Chick-fil-A ads with cows saying they prefer that fast food joint over the ones that sell burgers made out of them? Turns out it is true.

On Saturday, Michael and Athena Hopkins weren’t mooving because they were stuck in traffic waiting for a cow to cross the road in Noblesville, Indiana. Where was the bovine going? Chick-fil-A, of course.

If the cow was a chicken, it would have crossed the street to get away from that restaurant. So now we know why the cow crossed the road, but we still don’t know why the chicken did it.

BTW if I were Chick-fil-A, I would give this couple a lifetime supply of your chicken sandwiches. They did a great marketing campaign for you and you did not even have to pay for it.


Did Burger King create the saddest fast food commercial?
February 7th, 2019 under Fast Food. [ Comments: none ]

I think we can all agree, Eric Carmen’s All By Myself is one of the saddest songs ever sung. Well, Burger King used that melancholy tune in an ad with the Burger King all by himself to promote their $6 King Box for people who have no one to eat with.

Now I am crying and craving that meal. Since the people at the Burbank Burger King (where they filmed Back to the Future) were real jerks to me, I am boycotting their chain. I guess I will go to one of the many other burger joints to get one of those meals. Especially, since those places don’t have problems making friends like the scary Burger King. I was really craving a Whopper that day and when a woman is craving something once a month, she has to have to it. Yeah, I am bitter! Now that I think about, I enjoy this commercial. After all, they say there is truth in advertising. OK! I feel better now.


Pizza Hut gives free pizza for year to the first baby born after the Super Bowl
February 3rd, 2019 under Fast Food. [ Comments: none ]

Are you in labor right now? Can you hold it in until 6:30p EST today aka after the kick off at the Super Bowl tonight? Then you can get free pizza for a year from Pizza Hut. That is not all, although that is pretty awesome, you also get two tickets to next year’s game. Transportation and hotel not included.

All you have to do is tweet @PizzaHut with the birth announcement of your brand new bouncing football with #PizzaHutSpecialDelivery to be eligible for the free prize. Let’s be honest, what new parent doesn’t have to worry about making dinner for a year? To me, that is better than the tickets, but they are sweet like the pineapple on a Hawaiian pizza. Who likes those anyways?


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