Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Let’s be honest; we all have lunchtime horror stories from bad food to overpriced meals. Well, Subway wants to hear all about it. So much so that they are giving away thousands of free 12″ subs to hear your woes.

Between today and October 16th, go to LunchtimeHorrors.com, share your story, and you will be entered to win one of the thousands of $15 Subway gift certificates.

This is part of their Feed Your SUBconscious campaign, where they want our inner voices to steer us toward better food options, like a freshly prepared meal at Subway.

“We make sandwiches, not time machines. But we can give people something to look forward to at their next lunch,” said Jeff Klein, Chief Marketing Officer, Subway. “Feed Your SUBconscious is an invitation to listen to that inner voice that knows what you really want. This Halloween, we’re giving Americans a chance to act on it, with thousands of freshly prepared Footlongs on us.”

What is the lunch you will never forget because it was so awful?

Tell me I am not the only one who has pondered this? Have you ever been out of milk and thought about adding ice cream to your coffee? I haven’t done it yet, but I have been curious about how it would taste.

I am not the only one. Java Factory thought about it too, so they teamed up with Klondike, Good Humor, and Popsicle to release eight different flavors of ice cream treats.

They will be released one a week, starting today.

• September 14: Klondike
• September 21: Raspberry Italian Ice
• September 28: Popsicle Firecracker
• October 5: Good Humor Chocolate Éclair
• October 12: Good Humor Toasted Almond
• October 19: Mystery Halloween Flavor

Along with those six coffee cups, they are also releasing Creamsicle and Breyers Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough.

“The idea that you can wake up and drink a coffee inspired by a Klondike bar, a Good Humor Chocolate Éclair or a Popsicle Firecracker is exactly what Flavor52 is about,” said Sam Blaney, Executive Vice President of Java Factory. “We’re taking flavors and brands people already have an emotional connection to and putting them somewhere they never expected to find them: their coffee cup.”

The ice cream flavors are part of their 52 weeks of adding a new flavor to their menu every week. The upcoming themes are: Sweater Weather, Wild Ones, Just Desserts, and The Finale.

This is a big year for Family Feud; the game show is turning 50 this season. To celebrate, Carvel got them a cake. Well, actually, they created a soft serve flavor for the show that asks families to feud over the answers of 100 people to random questions.

The Family Feud® Birthday Carvelanche® combines cake mix soft serve, Family Feud-inspired blue and yellow sprinkles, and soft pound cake chunks blended into a treat 95 people said they can’t wait to try.

“Both Carvel and Family Feud have built lasting connections with families through shared experiences and traditions,” said VP of Marketing, Marissa Sharpless. “As Family Feud celebrates 50 incredible years, we’re excited to join the celebration with a fun, limited-time treat that brings together two beloved brands.”

The limited-edition flavor is available now, and survey says you should try it!

My friends give me shit because I make my coffee like it is a dessert. And now, Sonic Drive-In is doing the same with their drinks for their Fall lineup.

The four drinks are:

• Cherry Pie made with Coke®: A blend of cherry and vanilla flavors and sweet cream infused in Coca-Cola®, topped with a cherry
• Blueberry Pie made with Dr Pepper®: A blend of blueberry puree, vanilla flavor and sweet cream infused in crisp Dr Pepper®
• Harvest Berry made with Sprite®: A blend of wildberry puree, cranberry and vanilla flavors infused in crisp Sprite®
• Cranberry Orchard Sweet Tea: A blend of peach puree and cranberry flavor infused in freshly brewed Sweet Iced Tea

I don’t know how they came up with these drink mashups, but I am happy that they did. They all sound delicious, especially, the iced tea, which usually gets ignored.

The Hotumn drinks will be available staring on August 24th.

A week ago, Toni Brattin made an oral mistake when she was live on QVC promoting her wigs. She said the wig she was wearing made it look like she just got a blowjob instead of saying a blowout.

Well, you know what happened next? She went viral, and now everyone, especially men, is in love with her.

She is so popular that Jimmy Fallon asked her to be on The Tonight Show. And it looks like he is not the only one who is showing interest in her.

BJ’s restaurant posted a photo of her from that day in front of their restaurant and wrote, “we all know you thought of us.”

We did, and we wondered what took them so long. Since they made us wait, I think they can make it up to us by hiring her to do a commercial for them. I would be down for that because you know it wouldn’t suck…or would it…in a good way???

My wig is off to whoever created and posted this meme. Good things cum to those who wait!

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