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Dolly Parton reveals why she never ages
May 3rd, 2021 under Dolly Parton, Oprah Winfrey. [ Comments: none ]

Dolly Parton gets prettier and younger-looking with every year that we are blessed to have her on this planet with us. Recently, she shared her secret to Oprah Winfrey on her Apple TV+ show The Oprah Conversation.

Miss Parton says she too busy to get old. Then the 75-year-old legend added, “I’ll bet you I won’t look much different when I am 95…I’ll look as young as my plastic surgeons will allow me.”

Of course, she was joking. She says that her timeless beauty comes from inside of her. It is all about the attitude, and you have to let your true self shine through.

Something she had to do for herself. Can you believe she claims that she is not a natural beauty. In fact, she described herself as a Backwoods Barbie. The Country singer says knew what she wanted to look like as soon as she saw her town’s trollop. She was inspired by her and the Frederick’s of Hollywood magazines. They were what she felt was inside of her, so she made her outside match. Then when she was 40, she started to go under the knife.

Whatever she has done and continues to do works for her. Who is going to say she not gorgeous on the inside and the outside? Even if she wasn’t the beauty we know, we would still love her because she has the biggest personality and an even bigger heart.

If that is what 75 looks like, then I am going to make an appointment with a plastic surgeon so that I can look that good now. I would base my look on my town’s trollop, but I grew up in NYC. Our ladies of the night did not look as classy as the ones in Little Pigeon River in Pittman Center, Tennessee.


Watch Dolly Parton get scared
April 16th, 2021 under Dolly Parton. [ Comments: none ]

Dolly Parton has a childlike innocence about her. Therefore, it makes sense that she would get scared by a Jack in the Box.

Even though it frightened her, she wanted us to see that for a very important reason. The singer said, “We all get afraid sometimes. But you don’t have to worry about that. Just remember there is always someone there for you.” Then she went on to sing a song telling us she is here for us. Knowing that makes me feel less afraid.

Now, let’s talk about her scared face. Just when I thought she could not get any cuter, she can. That is just one of the many reasons why we love her.


Want to know what Dolly Parton tastes like?
March 26th, 2021 under Dolly Parton. [ Comments: none ]

Have you ever wondered what Dolly Parton tastes like? I always thought she would taste like cotton candy, funnel cake, and chocolate milkshake all rolled into one awesome flavor. However, I was wrong.

How do I know that? Because Miss Parton has her own ice cream flavor from Jeni’s Ice Cream, so now we know how she thinks she tastes. She tastes like Strawberry Pretzel Pie. I didn’t even come close, did you?

Just so you know how sweet she is, money raised from the ice cream will go to Parton’s Imagination Library.

If you want to try, then you will have to wait until April 8th. However, don’t wait too long because they only made 10,000 pints of it. They expect it to go fast.


Dolly Parton gets her million dollar shot
March 3rd, 2021 under Coronavirus, Dolly Parton. [ Comments: 4 ]

In case you haven’t heard, Dolly Parton gave Vanderbilt University $1 million in order to find a vaccine for COVID-19. It worked, and they came up with the Moderna Vaccine.

As a present, they gave her the vaccine for free today. Don’t tell her that everyone is getting it for free.

Now that the legend got the shot, we don’t have to worry about losing her to the virus. Hopefully, others will follow her example and get the shot, when it is available to them, too. Please get it when you can.

BTW I will never understand why they didn’t name the vaccine after Miss Dolly. If they did, then people would be lined up to get it. Heck, I would be on line. Actually, I already am on line because I am not throwing away my shot.


This makes me want to erect a Dolly Parton statue even more
February 18th, 2021 under Dolly Parton. [ Comments: none ]

Dolly Parton/Instagram

A few weeks ago, Tennesseean legislatures created a bill to erect a statue of Dolly Parton on their capitol grounds. Today, the beloved singer responded to the bill.

I want to thank the Tennessee legislature for their consideration of a bill to erect a statue of me on the Capitol grounds. I am honored and humbled by their intention but I have asked the leaders of the state legislature to remove the bill from any and all consideration.

Given all that is going on in the world, I don’t think putting me on a pedestal is appropriate at this time. I hope, though, that somewhere down the road several years from now or perhaps after I’m gone if you still feel I deserve it, then I’m certain I will stand proud in our great State Capitol as a grateful Tennessean.

In the meantime, I’ll continue to try to do good work to make this great state proud.

That is why she deserves the statue. How many people would be asking them to rush through the bill? Not Miss Dolly, she is telling them to wait. We need more people like her, and several statues in her honor.


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