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Taco Bell’s Mexican Pizza musical is here to enjoy as much as the Mexican Pizza
September 16th, 2022 under Dolly Parton, Fast Food. [ Comments: 1 ]

The Mexican Pizza is back at Taco Bell. So, to celebrate, the fast food restaurant released a musical that includes cameos from Dolly Parton and Doja Cat. You are going to eat it up like the menu item! It is that delicious. Yum Yum!


Taco Bell’s Mexican Pizza: The Musical should be gobbled up by the Tonys
September 14th, 2022 under Dolly Parton, Fast Food. [ Comments: none ]

The Mexican Pizza is back at Taco Bell, and that is something to sing about. Therefore, the fast food restaurant teamed up with Dolly Parton, who is a big fan, for a musical.

Tomorrow at 8p ET, Mexican Pizza: The Musical is going to debut on TikTok. If it is anywhere near as good as that preview that Miss Dolly shared, I expect the Tonys to love it. Not only the Tonys, but also the Emmys, the Oscars, the Michaels, the Josefinas, and so on!

So, make a run for the border tomorrow, pick up the beloved menu item, and watch the special from the comfort of your throne.


Who else hates Kelly Clarkson’s cover of Dolly Parton’s 9 to 5?
September 9th, 2022 under Dolly Parton, Kelly Clarkson. [ Comments: none ]

Kelly Clarkson starts every episode of her talk show with a cover of someone else’s songs. So she was asked to do one of the most iconic songs. That tune is Dolly Parton’s 9 to 5 for the documentary Still Working 9 to 5

Since I like the American Idol, I gave her the benefit of the doubt. Boy, did I make a mistake because her take sucks. And not in a My Life Would Suck Without You way of sucking.

I wish we could tie up the record like Dolly Parton, Lily Tomlin, and Jane Fonda tied up Dabney Colman in their 1980 movie.

Do you feel the same way, or do you want to go all Simon Cowell on the singer?


Have you ever wished you could get dress your dog like Dolly Parton?
August 31st, 2022 under Animals, Dolly Parton. [ Comments: none ]

Dolly Parton is going to the dogs, so that means you can dress your best friend up as the beloved singer from snout to tail.

You can put a blonde wig on your puppy just like Dolly’s. And there is plenty of bling, aka jeweled collars to go with the hair. Now, they say you are never fully dressed without a smile, but in this case, there are plenty of t-shirts and dresses to choose from. Finally, you can’t spell Dolly without doll and dolls are toys. So you can get your pooch a stuffed guitar to play with and so much more.

Don’t have a dog; then you can buy a stuffed one to accessorize because who doesn’t want to have a dog (real or fake) modeling Doggy Parton for everyone to see? And the best part is that everything on the line is reasonably priced.

The only negative is my cat thinks Dolly is being a Jolene because the legend is cheating my kitty out of all this enjoyment since this is for dogs only. I think my pussy would look good as a blonde, but we will never know because Doggy Parton is for dogs only. Or is it?


It’s never too early to celebrate Christmas with Dolly Parton
August 26th, 2022 under Christmas Music, Dolly Parton. [ Comments: none ]

It is not even Labor Day, and pumpkin spice products are all over the place. That means that the Christmas season is not too far behind.

Actually, it is here. That is because Dolly Parton released an unreleased track from her album A Holly Dolly Christmas Ultimate Deluxe called A Smoky Mountain Christmas.

While the record won’t be available until October 14th, that doesn’t mean we can’t get into the spirit now. Because nothing says ho, ho, ho like 90 degrees weather outside. The boys’ chestnuts are roasting from the heat and not from the fireplace.

If it was anyone else but the Country darling debuting a Christmas Carol in August, I would be giving them grief. But she is Dolly Parton, and she can do anything she wants because she is Dolly Parton.


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