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Dolly Parton is always working 9 to 5 as a saleswoman!
June 11th, 2026 under Dolly Parton. [ Comments: none ]

Dolly Parton is a busy woman who is always on the go. How does she do it? With the help of a Cup of Ambition! And now, she is turning that line from the theme song to 9 to 5 into a reality.

How? The singer has gotten into the coffee business with Dolly’s Cup of Ambition.

“I’ve spent a lifetime workin’ 9 to 5, 5 to 9, and every hour in between! It takes a lot of energy to pursue your passion and navigate each day. That’s why I wanted to make a coffee that works just as hard. You know, I begin each morning with a head full of dreams, a notepad full of ideas, and a cup or two of coffee,” says Dolly. “Whether you’re chasing dreams, tackling that to-do list, or just enjoying a quiet morning at home. I hope it brings a smile with every sip.”

The bad news is that her cup of Joe will only be available at Dolly’s Tennessean Travel Stop starting on June 24th.

The good news is that it will be available nationwide later this year in ground and K-Cup offerings, in partnership with Community Coffee.

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Dolly Parton gives a health update
May 4th, 2026 under Dolly Parton. [ Comments: none ]

Dolly Parton has not had the best year. She lost her husband, Carl, in March of 2025. And the loss of her husband of 58 years took its toll on her healthwise, as does her age. So, doctors have given the 80-year-old some medicine and procedures to deal with her immune and digestive issues, which include lots and lots of kidney stones. Those medicines have made her “a little bit swimmy-headed.”

Because of the medicine’s effects, she will have to cancel her Las Vegas residency, which was slated for September. She is not physically strong enough to carry her instruments, walk in 5″ heels, wear heavy rhinestone outfits, and support her a$$ets!

While her body is going through a tune-up, she is still with it mentally, and that is more than a lot of us can say.

The singer also still has her sense of humor. So as long as there are plastic surgeons in the world, she will continue to look as youthful as she did when she was working 9 to 5. Unfortunately for her, as she said, “Plastic surgeons can make you look as good as they can on the outside. But it is serious business when you talk about internal medicine.”

But she assured us that she had great doctors, and they told her that everything she has is “treatable.”

So while she can’t do her Vegas shows yet, she is working on her Broadway show, Dolly: A True Original Musical, Dolly: A True Original Musical, which is expected to debut later this year, and she is opening a museum and hotel in Nashville.

She is always keeping busy, and I will keep busy praying for her to feel better soon! Because she is a national treasure, we cannot lose.

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Is Dolly Parton really 80?
January 19th, 2026 under Are they really their age?, Dolly Parton. [ Comments: 2 ]

Today, the most beloved star of Country music turns 80! And if we haven’t been following Dolly Parton’s career since she was 18, I would never have believed it, because the singer looks even more youthful now than she did throughout the ’80s. So I can’t wait to go through her 80s with her, and see how much more joy she continues to bring to the world!

Happy birthday, Dolly! May you celebrate from 9 to 5, and then from 5 to 9!

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Is Reba McEntire pregnant?
October 9th, 2025 under Dolly Parton, Reba McEntire. [ Comments: none ]

Reba McEntire, 70, and Rex Linn, 68, recently got engaged to her boyfriend of five years. Is it because they are going to have a shotgun wedding? That’s right. There is an image going around on the internet of the couple, who are starring in Happy’s Place, holding a sonogram printout of their baby.

So are they going to be parents? Nope! It was a fake photo, just like the one of her visiting Dolly Parton on her deathbed. Something Dolly addressed in her proof-of-life video yesterday.

Today, Reba addressed the photos and said, “That AI mess got us doing all kind of crazy things. You’re out there dying. I’m out there having a baby. Well, both of us know. You’re too young. And I’m too old for any of that kind of nonsense.”

Now that we know Miss Parton is not dying, maybe the soon-to-be Mrs. Linn can make her the Godmother of her baby. It has worked out well for Miley Cyrus.

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Dolly Parton ‘ain’t dead yet’
October 8th, 2025 under Dolly Parton. [ Comments: none ]

Over the last few weeks, Dolly Parton has been cancelling and postponing events outside of Nashville due to medical procedures and issues, including kidney stones.

Therefore, fans have been worried about her. Yesterday, it reached a boiling point when her younger sister, Freida, asked us to pray for the 79-year-old singer, who has not been feeling well.

After a few hours, Freida took to social media to clarify that her sister was a little under the weather, but it was nothing serious.

However, that did not really ease how much the fans are worried about the beloved Country star.

So, this morning, Miss Dolly, who is still working 9 to 5, this time for the Grand Ole Opry, posted a video of herself looking healthy and told us, “I’m not dying.”

She explained that when her husband was very sick, for a long time, and after he passed away in March, she did not take care of herself, as most caregivers don’t. Therefore, when she finally went to the doctor, they told her that they needed to take care of some things, which are nothing major. They suggested that she stay near Vanderbilt University for the time being to make sure everything under the hood gets taken care of.

I mean, she is a national treasure, and they don’t want anything to happen to her. Same as we don’t.

Dolly concluded her message with, “I’m not ready to die yet. I don’t think Gd is through with me, and I ain’t done working. So I love you for caring and keep praying for me.”

I will keep praying for her because we need more people who are as caring, humble, humorous, and as good as she is in the world.

Long live the Queen…of Country!

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