Hey Pete Buttigieg, now that the Democratic party forced you to drop out of the presidential race, what are you going to do with your free time?
Mayor Pete told Today today that he will be hosting Jimmy Kimmel Live on Thursday night at 11:35p on ABC. He is even going to do the monologue, but he says, “Hopefully, some funnier minds than mine will be doing some writing for that.”
Who will be his guests for the night? He will be talking to Sir Patrick Stewart and Animal Trainer Dave Salmoni. It is going to be interesting to see how the war vet handles some cute little animals. Then again, he survived all of the Democratic debates, so he should be used to dealing with snakes.
Where is Kimmel going to be? He will be taping special episodes of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire for the 20th anniversary.
Kimmel better hope that Mayor Pete doesn’t do too good or those special episodes might become a permanent thing. I think we can all admit, Butt-edge-edge is just so gosh darn cute, and I think he will knock out of the park unless Joe Biden forces him out of another job. I am not bitter or anything.
— Jimmy Kimmel Live (@JimmyKimmelLive) March 6, 2020
You know how television hosts prank fans of celebrities by telling them to record a video for their idol, and then have that star walkout and surprise them? It is so common that their admirers just expect it now.
Well, Jimmy Kimmel and Eric Andre one-upped the prank game. They asked some members of the Beyhive to record a message for their Queen. As they were looking into the camera, Andre, who was dressed as Bey, tapped their shoulders and put his hands over his face. The fans thought it was her until his big reveal. Then their tears of joy turned to those of laughter.
I just want to know, how did none of them realize that Beyoncé had a bulge? I mean when did she grow a d!ck?
When it comes to Andre in drag, he looks like a mix of Teresa Giudice and Lisa Rinna. Andy Cohen should add him to a Real Housewives and see how long it takes them realize she is a he?
Gwyneth Paltrow’s This Smells Like My Vagina candle is a better talking point than any movie she has made. Therefore, when she was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday, he had to have a sniff of her vagina. What does he think it smells like? The ABC late night host says, “It smells a little bit masculine, really. Like it has, kind of, woody, like, I don’t know.” Well, you wanted to know, now you do.
Don’t believe she smells more like a he. Then, you can pay $75 to get a whiff. It is finally back in stock at goop after selling out. The rumor is that Elton John bought over 100. Who knew he was so into the smell of vaginas?
Back when Ryan Gosling, Justin Timberlake, and Jessica Simpson were preteens, they were all on the Mickey Mouse Club. An age when your hormones are going crazy. So imagine when you put that many good looking kids in one place, they are going to have crushes on each other.
Ryan Gosling and Justin Timberlake had one on Jessica Simpson, so they made a bet who would get to kiss her first. Which one got to first with her first? The guy who is bringing Sexy Back.
However, he did not do it when they were kids. Instead, it happened when they were in their 20’s, and both singers were single. She told Jimmy Kimmel yesterday they were hanging out and the two made out. Then when they were done, he took out his phone and started texting someone. She thought she did something wrong, but then he admitted the bet to her. Yet, he did not tell her what they won.
While he might have won the bet, he would not have gotten the girl back then. Simpson had Gossling in her notebook of crushes. She thought he was cool because he was from Canada, a place she could not find on a map.
This story and some of the other things she told Kimmel, makes me want to read her autobiography Open Book even more on Tuesday.
Even though the Jimmy Kimmel Live Studios are a block away from Madame Tussauds Hollywood, he did not get a wax statue until today.
Before it made its debut in the museum, Kimmel tested it out in his office. Did his co-workers believe it was him, or did they know it was a fake? Considering how they were all scared by it, I think we have our answer. Which makes you wonder what does he do to them that makes them so afraid of the ABC host?
At least, his cousin Micky has an excuse, he has been playing pranks on her and her mother, Aunt Chippy, all of his life. Hopefully, Aunt Chippy will scold her nephew for the way he keeps terrifying her daughter. He is so mean to her. Poor Cousin Micky!
