Idris Elba is one of the sexiest men alive. So much so, People declared him that.
It seems like nothing could make him unsexy. So Jimmy Kimmel wanted to find out if there was anything. Therefore, Jimmy Kimmel Live gave the actor a makeunder by putting a wig on him, glasses, fake teeth, ugly clothes, and a fake beer belly. Did it work?
Shockingly, yes, it did. Thankfully, it all comes off, and he will be doable again.
Yesterday was the Jimmy Kimmel LA Bowl at SoFi Stadium, and men discovered something funny when they went to the bathroom. That thing was Matt Damon staring up at them from the urinal.
Someone put the actor’s face on the urinal cakes. Who was it? Kimmel claims, “We don’t know who did this.” But I don’t believe him. Do you?
When Jennifer Aniston, Ellen DeGeneres, James Corder, or Jennifer Lopez read a Mean Tweet on Jimmy Kimmel Live, you can understand why the person wrote it. However, I cannot understand why someone would write a mean one about Ted Danson, Henry Winkler, or Tom Hanks. Well, technically, no one wrote a mean one about Hanks, but still.
Anyways, all three of these guys have a reputation for being nice. So, I was shocked when Winkler said: “F*ck you” like The Fonz to the author of “Henry Winkler is going to catch these hands. Shark jumping ass bitch. F*ck you, Fonzie.” I didn’t think he knew how to curse someone out. I don’t know if I should be sad or turned on. I am going with the latter because I like when nice guys are naughty.
However, my favorite Tweet in this segment is the one where a person wrote, “Shaq’s penis is Kevin Hart.” And now my sex drive went cold, picturing that. I am sure they are both around the same size.
Yesterday was the third installment of Live In Front of a Studio Audience on ABC, and they added a new element to it thanks to Ryan Reynolds’ company Maximum Effort. They created several fake ’80s-like commercials with Alfonso Ribeiro, Jennifer Beals, Bob Vila, Joe Isuzu, aka David Leisure, and Reynolds.
They were the best part of the show, and I hope they turn it into one. I want more fake ads because they were the type I created in college. That could be why my teachers told me not to go into advertising. That was the only lesson I learned from them.
Tonight at 8p on ABC, Jimmy Kimmel and Norman Lear are bringing back Live In Front of a Studio Audience for a third round. This time they are doing Diff’rent Strokes and The Facts of Life.
Yesterday, the casts of both recreations were on Jimmy Kimmel Live to talk about the special. When the late night host asked who was going to curse live on the air, they all mostly agreed that it is going to be Hart, who is playing Arnold Jackson.
Hart responded with, “I’ll tell you the truth Jimmy, You know, your a producer on this thing. You haven’t been here. This is a sh!t show. We don’t feel comfortable. We are not confident that this is going to work. A lot of us contemplated walking today. Like we weren’t going to go through with it. So I think a lot of curse words are going to be coming out of my mouth. My career is over after this because you got me good, Jimmy.”
Is it going to be that bad? We will find out in a few hours.
I know Hart was kidding, but I think he is more on the money than he would like to think. Many of these actors do not have live experience. Doing a live show with no cuts or redos is much harder than it looks to be.
Finally, who believes Allison Tolman when she claimed that Jennifer Aniston, America’s Sweetheart, is bullying her on the set? She said she was joking, but do you think she was telling the truth. If you do, then raise your hand. ✋
