A few years ago, there was a meme that went around of a photo of Keanu Reeves looking sad. Was he really sad? Stephen Colbert asked him the question we have all been wanting to know yesterday on his Late Show.
“I’m just eating a sandwich,” Reeves said. “OK! OK! I was thinking. I had some stuff going on. I was hungry.”
So, there you have it. The actor wasn’t sad. He was hungry, and all he wanted to do was eat his sandwich.
Reeves also said that he has been shopping around a sequel to Constantine, but can’t find someone who will do it. What are they crazy? I need that movie to happen.
When Jennifer Aniston, Ellen DeGeneres, James Corder, or Jennifer Lopez read a Mean Tweet on Jimmy Kimmel Live, you can understand why the person wrote it. However, I cannot understand why someone would write a mean one about Ted Danson, Henry Winkler, or Tom Hanks. Well, technically, no one wrote a mean one about Hanks, but still.
Anyways, all three of these guys have a reputation for being nice. So, I was shocked when Winkler said: “F*ck you” like The Fonz to the author of “Henry Winkler is going to catch these hands. Shark jumping ass bitch. F*ck you, Fonzie.” I didn’t think he knew how to curse someone out. I don’t know if I should be sad or turned on. I am going with the latter because I like when nice guys are naughty.
However, my favorite Tweet in this segment is the one where a person wrote, “Shaq’s penis is Kevin Hart.” And now my sex drive went cold, picturing that. I am sure they are both around the same size.
Ricky Gervais is so brilliant that he can make us laugh and cry in the same breath on his show After Life. It is such a talent that we cannot help but to love him and the show with all of our hearts.
However, he broke our hearts when he announced that the series’ third season will be its last one. But, maybe we can forgive him for that when it starts streaming on Netflix on January 14th.
We don’t know what to expect, but he has said on more than one occasion that his dog does not die. So does that mean that Gervais’ character will join his wife and dad in heaven? We shall find out in a month from today.
Nicola Cage is playing himself in The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent. However, it is him, but a massive version of himself. One that can only be imagined in fiction because we would never believe it if it was his reality. So maybe it is. We will never know.
But what we do know is that we want to see this film when it comes out on April 22nd.
