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How tall is Kevin Hart?
April 22nd, 2024 under Anderson Cooper, Kevin Hart. [ Comments: none ]

Kevin Hart is not the tallest actor in Hollywood. But have you ever wondered how tall he is?

You are not alone. Anderson Cooper also wants to know, so he asked the actor on 60 Minutes yesterday. Hart told him, “5’5″. Like, with a shoe on, like a sneaker. Now, if I put a boot on, I can get to 5’5.5”.

So, there you have it. I think?


The moment Kevin Hart realized he fucked up
August 26th, 2023 under Kevin Hart. [ Comments: none ]


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Kevin Hart challenged Former New England Patriots Running Back Stevan Ridley to a 40-yard-dash and lost. But it gets worse. He tore his lower abdomen and hip adductors leaving him in a wheelchair for the next 6-8 weeks and his penis looking like a thumb in the middle of his swollen balls. Ouch!

Now, we are seeing the video of when it happened. And the moment when he realized he was fucked, and said, “Oh! Shit!”

I don’t know what the 44-year-old was thinking. He is around 5’2″, and Ridley is 5’11” and ten years younger than the comedian. There is no way Hart had a chance.

And because of that, he suffered the consequences. That, and he realized he is too old for this shit.


Kevin Hart talks about how his injury has affected his dick
August 25th, 2023 under Kevin Hart. [ Comments: none ]

Kevin Hart is 44 years old, and he thinks he can do the things that he did when he was 22. He can’t. And he found out the hard way.

The comedian challenged former New England Patriots Running Back Stevan Ridley to a 40-yard-dash and lost. Not only that, he tore his lower abdomen and hip abductors. And now he is in a wheelchair for the next six to eight weeks.

But that is not the only consequence he is suffering from. He revealed that “My dick look like a thumb. Everything swollen. Balls got big as hell.”

And now I have that image stuck in my head. However, that is not as bad as the fact that Hart now knows what his future looks like. Because as men get older, their dicks get smaller.

Oh, and if you are his friend, don’t call him and ask him how it happened because you thought he was in shape. He hates that. And with that, all his friends are doing just that.


Kevin Hart is temporarily in a wheelchair 
August 24th, 2023 under Kevin Hart. [ Comments: none ]


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Kevin Hart shared a video of himself in a wheelchair and explained how he got there.

The 44-year-old thought that he was invincible and could do anything. Anything like racing New England Patriots’ former running back Stevan Ridley in a 40-yard dash and winning. Not only did he lose, he also tore his lower abdomen and his hip abductors. And because of that, he cannot walk. Therefore, he will be using a wheelchair for the foreseeable future.

Hart learned an important lesson, and he wants to share that with all of you. You can’t do in your 40s what you did in your 20s. If you try to do those things, you will be forced to sit your ass down.

Wise words from “the dumbest man alive!!!!!”

Get well, Kevin! Or The Rock and Nick Cannon will be your wet nurses.

BTW Is it wrong that I want I see the video where he injured himself?


Nick Cannon pranked us
March 8th, 2023 under E!, Kevin Hart, Nick Cannon. [ Comments: none ]

Yesterday, Nick Cannon and Kevin Hart said they had a new game show coming to E! where women would compete to be Cannon’s next baby mama.

There was something about it that made me wonder if they were pranking us, and they were.

Today, E! (whom I thrust) announced that the two comedians/friends will be hosting Celebrity Prank Wars starting on April 6th.

It’s an all-out war as one celebrity pranks another, and the payback begins. Each episode will feature celebrities planning and perpetrating some of the wildest and most viral pranks on each other as hosts Nick Cannon and Kevin Hart choose one winner of the Prank War. Celebrities are always trying to up the ante as each prank is more elaborate than the next – all of them with unexpected twists, embarrassing situations and shocking reveals. Celebrities would be smart to stay on high alert with these pranksters in town!

So who are the celebrities that are pranking their friends? They are Anthony Anderson, Brie Bella, Nikki Bella, Lil Duval, Big E, Fantasia, Tiffany Haddish, Taraji P. Henson, Lil Jon, Kofi Kingston, Ludacris, Joel McHale, Killer Mike, Chance The Rapper, T-Pain, Robin Thicke, T.I. and Xavier Woods.

Hart and Cannon are no strangers to pranking each other. The two had a public prank war that ended with Hart putting Cannon’s phone number on a billboard in Los Angeles.


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