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Kevin Hart responds to people wanting to call CPS on him
November 23rd, 2020 under Kevin Hart. [ Comments: none ]

Kevin Hart/Instagram


Kevin Hart has a comedy special out now on Netflix called Zero F*cks Given. He decided to make a onesie for his daughter that has the title on it. Well, when people saw the nearly two-month-old Kaori Mai wearing it, they threatened to call Child Protective Services on him over it.

“This is the world that we are currently living in….shit is funny and sad at the same time….😂😂😂😂😂 Y’all motha fucka’s need to grow up and get a hobby 😂😂😂😂 What’s happening out here…once again I could give “Zero Fucks”……,” the comedian said. “Now go watch my special on NETFLIX “Zero Fucks Given” …..Stupidity at the highest level. #ComedicRockStarShit …..This is why my mindset is what it is in my comedy special….🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾 ….as said in “Zero Fucks Given” y’all are THE FEDS 😂😂😂😂”

Seriously, it is not like the newborn can read it. How is it hurting anyone? Now, if he made her watch it, that would be a totally different story. That is an act of torture that no one of any age show should have to sit through.

Actually, his comedy specials are better than most. Who is the worst comedian you saw do stand up on television?

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Kevin Hart welcomes baby #4
September 30th, 2020 under Kevin Hart. [ Comments: none ]

Eniko Hart/Instagram


Kevin Hart and his wife, Eniko, welcomed their second child together yesterday. The loving mom wrote this about, ✨Kaori Mai Hart✨, “thankful • grateful • blessed 🙏🏽” Then she added, “a little bit of heaven sent down to earth..welcome to the world baby girl..we couldn’t love you more..💜”

Kaori joins Kenzo Kash, 2, and the comedian’s two children from his first marriage, Heaven, 15, and Hendrix, 12.

The new parents celebrated their fourth-anniversary last month.

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NBC News confuses Kevin Hart for Usain Bolt
August 25th, 2020 under Kevin Hart. [ Comments: none ]

Kevin Hart/Instagram


Usain Bolt is an Olympic gold medalist who is considered the fastest man alive, and he stands at 6’5″. Therefore, it would make sense that they would confuse him for Kevin Hart, who wears gold chains, has a fast mouth, and is about half of Bolt’s height. The only thing they have in common is that they are famous.

When Hart found out about NBC News’ mistake, he had a Hart to heart with them. He wrote, “No comment 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️…..I must of gotten really fast & tall overnight….I want to take advantage of this moment & race anybody in the world. We can bet whatever….Shit just got real. I am also no longer doing comedy due to my Olympic training schedule….IM BACK BITCHES!!!!!! 🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️ P.S this is Disrespectful on so many levels….All you can do is laugh. Maybe the Covid 19 shrunk his legs & torso 🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️😂😂😂”

At least he has a sense of humor about it. They could have confused him with The Rock. Hart would be like the raisin to DJ’s grape.

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Celebrity Game Face leaves four couples with more than egg on their faces
July 1st, 2020 under E!, Kevin Hart, Sarah Hyland, Terry Crews. [ Comments: none ]


This Monday at 10p on E!, four celebrity couples are going to go face to face on Celebrity Game Face. Kevin and Eniko Hart, Terry and Rebecca King Crews, Sarah Hyland and her fiancé Wells Adams, and Joel and Sarah McHale will all play the games from the comfort of their own homes, and that is the only thing that is comfortable for them.

The four couples will compete in several embarrassing challenges for a good cause. At the end of the night, a charity of their choice will be a little richer thanks to them. One couple even wins the coveted Hart of a Champion trophy, which is a gold statue of baby Kevin Hart. I am assuming it is the same size as he is now.

Before a winner is named, they are going to play several games and diss each other throughout the night. That should be a lot of fun. I wouldn’t be surprised if Adams, the Bachelor’s bartender, wins it all like he won Worst Cooks In America: Celebrity Edition. He is funnier than you think. However, is he funnier than the two comedians and a comedic actor? We will find out on Monday.

Hopefully, if it does well, E! will pick up as a series. Who doesn’t like watching celebrities make fools of themselves? I know I do!

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I don’t think Kevin Hart is going to like this Conan O’Brien joke
April 2nd, 2020 under Conan O'Brien, Coronavirus, Kevin Hart. [ Comments: none ]


Conan O’Brien started off his TBS talk show, which he is filming at his house, with a PSA. He wanted to show us how far it is to be 6′ feet away from someone.

Since James Comey is 6’8″ tall, Conan used a life-size cardboard cut out of the former FBI Director, and he put it down on the ground. That is the perfect amount of social distancing you need to do from someone.

What is not the perfect amount? The host says it is one Kevin Hart. Does that mean two of him is better? Nope. Watch the video to see how many Kevin Harts are the appropriate distance to be away from someone else during the Coronavirus pandemic.

I know I am ruining his jokes, but the cut-outs are not actual size. Conan is the tallest host in late night, so that Comey one was way too tall while the Hart one was the right amount of feet and inches.

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