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The Rock got his own category on Jeopardy
June 19th, 2019 under Jeopardy, Kevin Hart, The Rock. [ Comments: none ]

Some might say that The Rock getting the Generation award at MTV on Monday night proves that he has truly made it. Not even close. “Mr. Dwayne Johnson” getting his own category on Jeopardy really proves it. How many people can say that? How many people want to say that? Who wouldn’t?

When it comes to the category, it was pretty easy for anyone who is a fan. However, they had a lot of fun with one clue, “In Central Intelligence, Dwayne teamed up to catch a spy with this actor of small stature.” Of course, it is Kevin Hart. You know, as soon as DJ saw this, he cut just that clue out and made it is his ringtone for his best friend. Then he sent it to Hart and was probably like, “You made Jeopardy in a category dedicated just to me, the Scorpion King! You were just a little mention.” The fun DJ is going to have with that! So much!

When it comes to the category, I got all of them right unlike the contestants. How did you do?


Kevin Hart is deathly afraid of rabbits!!!!
May 22nd, 2019 under Jimmy Fallon, Kevin Hart. [ Comments: 1 ]

We all know that Kevin Hart is afraid of everything including his shadow. But is he afraid of sweet rabbits? Yes!

Yesterday, when he was on The Tonight Show, Jimmy Fallon asked him to play Hop Quiz. It is a very easy game to play. You answer a question right, your opponent gets a rabbit to hold. You get it wrong, you get to hold a lovable bunny. Sounds like a game anyone would want to play, because who doesn’t want to hold an awwwwdorable bunny? Kevin Hart is who.

He was able to go three rounds without having Easter on his crotch, but then in the last round, he lost. That meant, he got not one but two Wascally Wabbits of his own. How did he handle it? You can actually see him laying the Cadbury Eggs in his pants if you know what I mean.

I think The Rock needs to do a Safari movie with his BFF and make Hart be responsible to take care of the real lions and tigers and bears, oh my! I would just watch the behind the scenes over and over.

Finally, I have some movies for Hart to watch. There is Rottentail, Kottentail, Night of the Lepus (my favorite of the killer bunny movies), Donnie Darko, Beasterday, Serial Rabbit and Easter Bunny, Kill! Kill!. Someone should him those movies on a private jet when he cannot run away! Would suggesting that make me evil? Not as evil as what Fallon did last night.


Kevin Hart falls on his a$$
May 20th, 2019 under Kevin Hart. [ Comments: none ]

Kevin Hart and Tank had a dance-off and the actor was the butt of all jokes. That is because he slipped on the wet floor and landed on his a$$. Now that we are all laughing our a$$es off, let’s laugh at him being on his a$$.

Is he OK? He went down really hard. He says that he is fine, but he made everyone feel bad and pretended that he hurt his hip. Then again, the 39-year-old had more than a bruised ego because he also said, “When you get older falling down is the scariest shit ever…My life flashed B4 my eyes when I went down 😂😂😂😂😂”

I wonder how much of that life flash was occupied by The Rock. You know no one is enjoying this video more than DJ. Although, we are a close second.

To see the photos that his friends took when he was on the floor, then click here!


Kevin Hart says he is still growing!
March 6th, 2019 under Kevin Hart. [ Comments: none ]

Kevin Hart made a big announcement today and it is going to take a tall order to believe him. That is because he revealed, “Yo I grew a little bit…I just measured myself on my height tracker on the wall in my house and it says that I grew a quarter of an inch….oh yeah. Life is great!!!!!” Then he added, “Haters will say that I’m photoshopping my pics now that I’m taller.”

How much do you want to bet that somehow The Rock messed with his height tracker so that Hart thinks he is taller. Either that or someone put some sort of lift his shows. I hate to burst his little bubble, but he has not grown. Unless he was using one of those stretching torture devices and they only break your bones.


Kevin Hart is ‘over it’ and I am over him
January 9th, 2019 under Kevin Hart. [ Comments: none ]

Ever since I saw Kevin Hart take a Lyft with Ice Cube and Conan O’Brien, I thought he was funny. I like the way he plays off of Cube and later with The Rock. Even though, I find his movies are painful to watch.

Then his old tweets came back to haunt him. I thought he did the right thing by stepping down from the Oscars. That was the last thing he did that was right.

He went onto Ellen DeGeneres’ show last week and played the victim. He is not the victim. All he needed to do was show remorse and this would have been over. Instead, he acts like he is the one that is wronged and he is angry that his dream of hosting the Oscars was taken away from him. But it not all about him. It is how his words hurt a lot of people.

Today, when he was on Good Morning America, Michael Strahan asked him about the tweets again. The talk show host was doing everything he can to help Hart get out of this mess that he made so much worse, but the actor did not bite. Instead, he doubled down with anger and said he is over it and will not address the situation again. Like that will happen? Next press opportunity, they will ask him about it again and again.

When Strahan asked him if he can understand why people are upset by his tweets, he said if people can’t see that he comes from a place of love then he does not have time for them.

Well, Kevin, I don’t see it so I am done with you. You need to get over yourself because people don’t forget. Go see a crisis management publicist because this will not go away as long as you keep acting like someone with a Napoleon complex. Translation, a small man with a huge ego. This is going to follow you around, the same way the past still haunts Hugh Grant, Charlie Sheen and Michael Richards.

You yourself are hurting the success of The Upside, There could have been upside for you had you just shown some remorse. You didn’t and I am sure you lost a lot fans besides me. Think about that when you see a hit in your sales.


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