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NBC News confuses Kevin Hart for Usain Bolt
August 25th, 2020 under Kevin Hart. [ Comments: none ]

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Usain Bolt is an Olympic gold medalist who is considered the fastest man alive, and he stands at 6’5″. Therefore, it would make sense that they would confuse him for Kevin Hart, who wears gold chains, has a fast mouth, and is about half of Bolt’s height. The only thing they have in common is that they are famous.

When Hart found out about NBC News’ mistake, he had a Hart to heart with them. He wrote, “No comment 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️…..I must of gotten really fast & tall overnight….I want to take advantage of this moment & race anybody in the world. We can bet whatever….Shit just got real. I am also no longer doing comedy due to my Olympic training schedule….IM BACK BITCHES!!!!!! 🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️ P.S this is Disrespectful on so many levels….All you can do is laugh. Maybe the Covid 19 shrunk his legs & torso 🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️😂😂😂”

At least he has a sense of humor about it. They could have confused him with The Rock. Hart would be like the raisin to DJ’s grape.


Celebrity Game Face leaves four couples with more than egg on their faces
July 1st, 2020 under E!, Kevin Hart, Sarah Hyland, Terry Crews. [ Comments: none ]

This Monday at 10p on E!, four celebrity couples are going to go face to face on Celebrity Game Face. Kevin and Eniko Hart, Terry and Rebecca King Crews, Sarah Hyland and her fiancé Wells Adams, and Joel and Sarah McHale will all play the games from the comfort of their own homes, and that is the only thing that is comfortable for them.

The four couples will compete in several embarrassing challenges for a good cause. At the end of the night, a charity of their choice will be a little richer thanks to them. One couple even wins the coveted Hart of a Champion trophy, which is a gold statue of baby Kevin Hart. I am assuming it is the same size as he is now.

Before a winner is named, they are going to play several games and diss each other throughout the night. That should be a lot of fun. I wouldn’t be surprised if Adams, the Bachelor’s bartender, wins it all like he won Worst Cooks In America: Celebrity Edition. He is funnier than you think. However, is he funnier than the two comedians and a comedic actor? We will find out on Monday.

Hopefully, if it does well, E! will pick up as a series. Who doesn’t like watching celebrities make fools of themselves? I know I do!


I don’t think Kevin Hart is going to like this Conan O’Brien joke
April 2nd, 2020 under Conan O'Brien, Coronavirus, Kevin Hart. [ Comments: none ]

Conan O’Brien started off his TBS talk show, which he is filming at his house, with a PSA. He wanted to show us how far it is to be 6′ feet away from someone.

Since James Comey is 6’8″ tall, Conan used a life-size cardboard cut out of the former FBI Director, and he put it down on the ground. That is the perfect amount of social distancing you need to do from someone.

What is not the perfect amount? The host says it is one Kevin Hart. Does that mean two of him is better? Nope. Watch the video to see how many Kevin Harts are the appropriate distance to be away from someone else during the Coronavirus pandemic.

I know I am ruining his jokes, but the cut-outs are not actual size. Conan is the tallest host in late night, so that Comey one was way too tall while the Hart one was the right amount of feet and inches.


Watch David Dobrik scare Kevin Hart with a snake
March 27th, 2020 under Kevin Hart. [ Comments: none ]

Kevin Hart is afraid of all creatures even butterlies. Therefore, how will he react when David Dobrik scares him with an albino boa constrictor or python? Exactly as you would think.

Dobrik had him play, What the Sniff, inside a Tesla truck. The game was simple; they blindfolded Hart and made him smell things in a tissue box to guess what they were. After the second item, they had a surprise for him, the snake. What did the actor do? He found the handle and jumped out of the car faster than you can say snake. Before he got out, he said, “💩” and then he most likely did it!

When it comes to finding the handle, he is so right. It is not easy to find one in a Tesla, so he got lucky he found it so quickly. Actually, I think everyone else, including the reptile, was lucky. Could you imagine if Dobrik had locked Hart’s door and he couldn’t get out? Actually, I am, and I can’t stop mischievously laughing.


Proof Kevin Hart’s back is better
March 24th, 2020 under Kevin Hart. [ Comments: none ]

Kevin Hart/Instagram

2019 was a crappy year for Kevin Hart, but 2020 is turning out to be a better one for him. The actor revealed today that he and his wife, Eniko Parrish, are expecting their second child together and his fourth.

Back in September, Hart was in a near-fatal car accident that left him with his back in broken in three places. After months of rehab, he was able to regain his strength again. Once he was able to walk, he was able to have sex. Once he had sex, he went from a party of five to one of six.

Hart’s three other children are Heaven, 15, and Hendrix, 12, with his first wife, Torrei, and Kenzo, 2, with his current one.


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