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What was Keanu Reeves thinking in the Sad Keanu meme
December 14th, 2021 under Keanu Reeves, Stephen Colbert. [ Comments: none ]

A few years ago, there was a meme that went around of a photo of Keanu Reeves looking sad. Was he really sad? Stephen Colbert asked him the question we have all been wanting to know yesterday on his Late Show.

“I’m just eating a sandwich,” Reeves said. “OK! OK! I was thinking. I had some stuff going on. I was hungry.”

So, there you have it. The actor wasn’t sad. He was hungry, and all he wanted to do was eat his sandwich.

Reeves also said that he has been shopping around a sequel to Constantine, but can’t find someone who will do it. What are they crazy? I need that movie to happen.


The first trailer is out for The Matrix Resurrections
September 9th, 2021 under Keanu Reeves. [ Comments: none ]

Did you hear the sounds of an orgasm coming from your obviously perpetually single male neighbor today? The reason why you heard that sound is they were watching the first trailer for The Matrix Resurrections, and they are very excited about it.

They have been waiting 18 years for the third sequel to finally come out, and the first look doesn’t disappoint. I barely remember the first two movies, and even I want to see the third movie. Mostly because Keanu Reeves looks so hot in it.

I think this will be the first movie since the pandemic started that is going to pack the theaters again on December 22nd, even though it will be on HBO Max that same day. It is the type of movie you have to see on the big screen to get the full experience.

Are you going to be there on opening day?

One last note, can we talk about how awesome White Rabbit from Jefferson Airplane, aka Jefferson Starship, aka Starship, works for this trailer?


BTWF: Keanu Reeves in Hangin’ In
December 1st, 2020 under Before They Were Famous, Keanu Reeves. [ Comments: none ]

Before Keanu Reeves was hanging Ted in Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure, he was hanging with four other guys in Hangin’ In. He hasn’t aged a day since he was 19 in that 1984 episode.


Some most excellent news about Bill & Ted Face the Music
July 23rd, 2020 under Keanu Reeves. [ Comments: none ]

After years of waiting for the third Bill & Ted’s movie to happen, it finally happened. There is only one bogus problem. Just as the movie got a release date, something most heinous happened in the world, Death gave us COVID-19.

Ever since that virus took over the planet, movie theaters have been shut down. That means not even time travelers from the future could save its many failed release dates. That is until now in the 69th hour. Orion Pictures announced today that Bill & Ted Face the Music will come out on September 1st in theaters (if they are open) and home video. While the latter is not an ideal way to watch the feature. At least we get to see it.

I still don’t believe it is going to happen, but this trailer is making me more of a believer that this film real.

So get ready because in 40 days we will get to party on with Wyld Stallyns!


Happy Bill & Ted day! Let’s celebrate with the trailer for Face the Music!
June 9th, 2020 under Keanu Reeves. [ Comments: none ]

Today is one of my favorite days of the year because it honors my favorite movie Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure. For 28 years, I have patiently waited for the second sequel in the franchise, and now that day to Face the Music is almost here. It is so close that we actually have a most excellent trailer for it.

Just like they have been teasing us for years, this just a teaser trailer for the film that is slated to come out on August 21st. I say slated because who knows these days with COVID-19.

Maybe Bill & Ted can use the phone booth to go back to 2015 and convince Donald Trump not to run for president. Then they don’t have to write the song. But what would third movie be about then? Woah!

Party on by pressing play and watching the trailer that will unite the world!


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