Stephen Colbert had his wife, Evie, on The Late Show yesterday to celebrate Valentine’s Day early, and he gave her a present to celebrate the holiday of love!
What did he get his wife of 32 years? A necklace from Tiffany’s that cost $250,000.
How nice is that? It is, until you find out it was only on loan from the expensive jewelry store for her appearance on the talk show.
If I were Evie, I would wear the sexiest lingerie I owned just for him. And just as he was about to touch me, I would say you can look but can’t touch! And then I would drive him crazy, knowing he can’t have sex if I can’t have the necklace. See how he likes that.
Don’t tease a woman with jewelry because revenge is a bitch, and she can be one if you do that to her.
We have known since July that Stephen Colbert’s Late Show is coming to an end.
Today, Colbert taped an interview with Seth Meyers for tomorrow’s Late Night, and he revealed that his final episodes will be on…May 21st, according to Late Nighter (not related to the NBC talk show).
Now that we know when it will come to an end, it will be interesting to see who we will get to be on it. My prediction is that all of the late night hosts will be there, with Jon Stewart leading the squad.
For some reason, Royalty and Christmas movies go hand in hand like Santa and cookies, and buying presents and debt! And yet, there has never been a real-life Prince* who starred in any of them.
But there is a Prince who wants to be given that chance, and he is Prince Harry. So the Duke of Sussex went on The Late Show to plead his case to Stephen Colbert. And it worked!
Although, like the scenarios in those holiday movies, it is never going to happen. That is, unless he works it into his new contract with Netflix. As if they would ever re-sign with him and Meghan Markle.
On that note, you would think his wife, who starred in two Hallmark films, could get him a job. Ha ha! Who are we kidding?
Do you want to see the Prince play one in a holiday telemovie?
* However, there is an actual Princess who starred in a few. Who is she? Catherine Oxenberg.
Most police procedurals are dark and gritty, which is actually kind of depressing. However, Elsbeth is the opposite. They make murder mysteries fun!
And after watching the trailer for season 3, it looks like nothing is going to change. Carrie Preston and the gang are having as much fun working on the dramedy as we do watching it.
Elsbeth returns with an all-new special episode on Sunday starring Stephen Colbert as a talk show host, which has to be a stretch for him.
Then she will be back to her regularly scheduled night, Thursdays at 10p on CBS.
Donald Trump says he doesn’t need a lot of sleep, and that is probably because he has a lot of nightmares, similar to the type that Ebenezer Scrooge had in A Christmas Carol.
Tonight, he was visited by the Ghost of President Past, the Ghost of President Present, and the Ghost of President Future.
The Past was played by Seth Meyers, who was there hosting the White House Correspondents’ Dinner when Barack Obama made the joker look like such a fool that he decided to run for president because of that night.
The Present stars Stephen Colbert, whose monologues have driven micro-stem so crazy that he thinks he got The Late Show host fired.
Finally, we welcome Jimmy Kimmel, who just won’t go away and will still haunt him in the future.
I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait to see A Donald Trump President Carol. Sadly, unlike Scrooge, I don’t think he will ever change. Therefore, only MAGAts get a happy ending, and we are all the Tiny Tim’s in the story.
While this movie will never happen, we got a glimpse of what the poster for The Three Ghosts would look like.
Kimmel brought Jimmy Kimmel Live to Brooklyn this week and had Colbert on as a guest. Meyers was there to support his brother, Josh, who reprised his role of Gavin Newsom. The California Governor is another one of Trump’s nightmares, but that is a different Charles Dickens book.
Back to the Three Wise Men of Late Night, I love that picture of them together, rubbing salt in Trump’s wounds. And with his laser-thin skin, there are so many wounds, which is why we are in the mess. The fact that at 79, he is still obsessed with revenge and not enjoying his old age with his family is so sad, but not as sad as the state that America is in because of him.
