Before CBS made Stephen Colbert and The Late Show go missing, he appeared in Missing Persons. He looks the same now as he did when he was 29 in that 1993 episode.
Yesterday was the second-to-last episode of The Late Show (because donald trump is such a little baby with a penis the size of a newborn), and Stephen Colbert switched things up. He asked his guests to interview him.
If you are going to be interviewed by so many great guests, you have to take a photo, and they did.
So the host posed with John Dickerson, Mark Hamill, Jim Gaffigan, Jeff Daniels, Tiffany Haddish, Evie Colbert, Amy Sedaris, Ben Stiller, Aubrey Plaza, James Taylor, Robert De Niro, Weird Al Yankovic, Billy Crystal, and Josh Brolin.
Imagine the movie they could make together? It would be the wittiest movie of the year.
It is suspected that Paramount did not renew Stephen Colbert’s contract because they were afraid of donald trump, and they wanted the Skydance merger to go through, which it did.
So now that Colbert is a week away from his last episode of The Late Show, he invited David Letterman, the only other man to have the job, to be a guest on the late night talk show.
What did they do? A first for Colbert, but something Letterman loved to do. They threw stuff off of the roof of The Ed Sullivan Theater at the CBS Eye logo! Things that went crashing down to the street were chairs, watermelons, and a goodbye cake from CBS.
When it was all done, it was time for a goodbye message to their former employer from the two hosts who kept the show alive for nearly 33 years. Letterman quoted Edward R. Murrow with his own twist, “Good night. Good luck. Mother fuckers!”
And they are going to need it, because the only people watching Byron Allen’s show are the ones who fell asleep with the television on during the 11 O’clock news.
On Tuesday night, donald trump gave his annual state of the union speech. I was going to watch it, but I was streaming Police Woman with Angie Dickinson on Tubi, and I didn’t want to be spoiled by how the series ended in 1978. Time was of the essence.
Therefore, I didn’t watch because that was more dire. I am not the only one who missed it. According to Nielsen, 11% of the people who watched last year were also drawn to watch or do anything else, like watch paint dry. Granted, I didn’t watch last year either because I was washing my hair.
Anyways, while his ratings were down by a lot, Stephen Colbert’s ratings for that night were up by 7% as compared to 2025!
As The Late Show host explained, “People may not like watching trump, but they do like watching me not like watching trump.” Yes, we do!
BTW If you asked trump about his ratings from Tuesday, he will tell you, “They were the best ratings that any president has ever gotten at the state of the union and no one has ever seen anything like it.”
Texas State Representative James Talarico, a Democrat running for the US Senate, was scheduled to be a guest on The Late Show yesterday, but Stephen Colbert said CBS told him to cancel the appearance. Not only that, but he was also told that he could not mention the cancellation, show any images of him, or mention that the pre-taped chat would be available on the show’s YouTube channel.
Why? Because FCC Chair Brandon Carr, who is Trump’s little bitch, said that the broadcast networks could not air any interviews with any candidates without interviewing all of the other candidates due to the equal time rule. However, talk shows have been able to slide on the rule.
But not anymore if a Democrat candidate is on a talk show, and Carr is in charge, which is why CBS legal said no, according to Colbert. Larry Ellison is trying to steal, I mean acquire, Warner Bros. from Netflix, so he needs the FCC to approve the deal. Therefore, he wants to be on Carr’s, I mean Trump’s, good side.
Thus why Colbert is caught in the middle of all of this BS. But since he was fired, what can they do to him? That is why he went against CBS’s wishes and mentioned the interview.
Why can he post it on YouTube but not air it on CBS? The FCC does not have a claim to the streaming service. Therefore, you can watch the interview here.
I highly suggest watching it. Not because the FCC doesn’t want us to watch it. But because he calls out the fake Christians who act like they follow Jesus Christ, but they don’t. They follow men who lied to them because they don’t read the Bible; they are just told what is in it.
UPDATE: CBS denied Colbert’s claim in a statement: “‘The Late Show’ was not prohibited by CBS from broadcasting the interview with Rep. James Talarico. The show was provided legal guidance that the broadcast could trigger the FCC equal-time rule for two other candidates, including Rep. Jasmine Crockett, and presented options for how the equal time for other candidates could be fulfilled. ‘The Late Show’ decided to present the interview through its YouTube channel with on-air promotion on the broadcast rather than potentially providing the equal-time options.”