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Jimmy Kimmel tried to get a vasectomy this summer
September 15th, 2023 under Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Seth Meyers, Stephen Colbert. [ Comments: none ]

The late night hosts had the summer off because of the strikes and decided to try new things.

Jimmy Kimmel revealed on the Strike Force Five podcast with Seth Meyers, Jimmy Fallon, Stephen Colbert, and John Oliver that he tried to get a vasectomy this summer.

What happened? Did he have a sitcom moment where he runs out of the doctor’s office in fright?

Nope. He went in, he shaved, he was ready, but the doctor wasn’t. You see, the first visit is just a consultation.

But the story gets better. He gets into the Uber, and his driver hears that he is going to get snipped. So he tells Kimmel that he should try semen retention instead.

Wait, the driver also told him that he manifested that Kimmel would be in his car, and it happened.

That sounds like 5-star treatment to me!


Stephen Colbert is going to stay up late for three more years
June 13th, 2023 under Stephen Colbert. [ Comments: none ]

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Stephen Colbert has the #1 late night show on broadcast television. Therefore, it makes sense that CBS wants to keep his talk show going for as long as they can. So today, CBS president and CEO George Cheeks announced at the Banff World Media Festival that it will be around for three more seasons.

The Late Show debuted in 2015, and the extension will have it going until season 11 in 2026.


James Corden is visited by the Ghosts of Late Night Past and Present
April 28th, 2023 under David Letterman, James Corden, Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Seth Meyers, Stephen Colbert, Trevor Noah. [ Comments: none ]

James Corden said goodbye to late night television yesterday. But before he signed off from The Late Late Show, he was visited by the Ghosts of Late Night Present: Seth Meyers, Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, and Jimmy Fallon in his bedroom.

They instructed him that he cannot share the late night secrets with the world. But, they also showed him a glimpse of his future, thanks to the Ghost of Late Night Past, David Letterman.

And if that was not enough, we got a glimpse of what his life will be like in six months. And he is not going to be alone because Trevor Noah got visited by the same Ghosts.

This was a brilliant idea, and I am happy they all agreed to do it. But I have one question, where was Conan O’Brien???


Harrison Ford thinks Jason Segel has a ‘nice penis’
February 2nd, 2023 under Harrison Ford, Jason Segel, Stephen Colbert. [ Comments: none ]

Harrison Ford is starring alongside Jason Segel in Apple TV+’s Shrinking, and there is a report that Han Solo didn’t know who his co-star was.

So yesterday, when Ford was on The Late Show, Stephen Colbert wanted to know if that is true. It is not. Indiana Jones knew who Segel was, and he knew him intimately.

In fact, Ford told Colbert that Segel “has a nice penis.” Is that how he got to know his co-worker? Nope. The legendary actor saw Forgetting Sarah Marshall and will never forget seeing Segel’s penis four times.

Now, back to the interview. Ford has such a dry sense of humor; I can’t tell if he hated his chat with the CBS late night host or not. What do you think?


The Rock passes People’s Sexiest Man Alive title onto Chris Evans
November 8th, 2022 under Chris Evans, Stephen Colbert, The Rock. [ Comments: none ]

It is that time of year when a male celebrity is named People’s Sexiest Man Alive. Last year, they gave the title to Paul Rudd, and this year it was given to Chris Evans.

Stephen Colbert was going to give it to him on The Late Show, but the actor is too busy filming Red One with The Rock. So, they decided that it would be best if the man who was voted that in 2016 would pass on the honor to his co-star. However, Dwayne Johnson is unwilling to give up people calling him that. I mean, he will always be the People’s Sexiest Man Alive, so why can’t he be called that for the rest of his life? Therefore, he is willing to share it with Captain America!

Enough about that. How does Evans feel about being deemed sexy? He wrote, “Thanks @people!! I think we can all agree that it’s damn near impossible to follow in Paul Rudd’s footsteps in any capacity, but I’ll do my best.” If you think about it, Rudd is just an Ant-Man compared to him…

One last thing? Has anyone heard from Lizzo since the announcement? You think she would be screaming from the rooftops about her boo. But maybe, she doesn’t want to share his sexiness with all of us.


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