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The Rock passes People’s Sexiest Man Alive title onto Chris Evans
November 8th, 2022 under Chris Evans, Stephen Colbert, The Rock. [ Comments: none ]

It is that time of year when a male celebrity is named People’s Sexiest Man Alive. Last year, they gave the title to Paul Rudd, and this year it was given to Chris Evans.

Stephen Colbert was going to give it to him on The Late Show, but the actor is too busy filming Red One with The Rock. So, they decided that it would be best if the man who was voted that in 2016 would pass on the honor to his co-star. However, Dwayne Johnson is unwilling to give up people calling him that. I mean, he will always be the People’s Sexiest Man Alive, so why can’t he be called that for the rest of his life? Therefore, he is willing to share it with Captain America!

Enough about that. How does Evans feel about being deemed sexy? He wrote, “Thanks @people!! I think we can all agree that it’s damn near impossible to follow in Paul Rudd’s footsteps in any capacity, but I’ll do my best.” If you think about it, Rudd is just an Ant-Man compared to him…

One last thing? Has anyone heard from Lizzo since the announcement? You think she would be screaming from the rooftops about her boo. But maybe, she doesn’t want to share his sexiness with all of us.


Stephen Colbert talks about his Late Show staff getting arrested at the Capitol
June 21st, 2022 under Stephen Colbert. [ Comments: none ]

On Thursday night, several staff members from The Late Show were arrested at the Capitol Building after they spent the last two days interviewing Congresspeople on both sides about the January 6th insurrection.

By Friday night, it was big news, and some sites claimed that Triumph the Insult Comic Dog and his Dogs were committing their own insurrection.

Yesterday, Stephen Colbert explained what happened, and Fox News will not be airing his explanation. “Thursday, after they finished their interviews, they were doing some last-minute puppetry and jokey make-em-ups in a hallway when Triumph and my folks were approached and detained by the Capitol Police.”

The CBS late night host explained that he could understand why the Capitol Police did it. He says they are much more cautious because of something that happened almost 18 months ago. So, it is completely understandable why the staffers were detained and released without incident.

Colbert was not done with his explanation. He then blamed this all on Conan O’Brien because he gave us Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. And he is right; everything is Conan’s fault.

Seriously though, this bipartisan shit needs to stop. We are so divided that we can’t see the truth that is right in front of us. We all bleed red no matter who we vote for. So, stop acting like you are better than us because you voted a certain way. You are not. Why can’t we all get along? And if you are listening to someone who wants to divide us, then you are listening to the wrong person! Go eat a happy brownie and let’s all listen to bitchin’ music together! Just not Beyoncé’s new song.


Stephen Colbert is experiencing a recurrence of COVID-19 symptoms
May 9th, 2022 under Coronavirus, Stephen Colbert. [ Comments: none ]

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On April 21st, CBS announced that Stephen Colbert tested positive for COVID-19 and that he will take a break from taping The Late Show.

Today, the network said, “Stephen is experiencing symptoms consistent with a recurrence of COVID. Out of an abundance of caution for his staff, guests, and audience, he will be isolating for a few additional days. The Late Show will not be taping new episodes until further notice.”

Colbert released his own three-word statement, “WORST. SEQUEL. EVER.”

The talk show host went over two years without getting coronavirus, and now he has gotten it twice in a month.

Hopefully, he will be better soon and back doing his late night show.


Stephen Colbert said everyone will get COVID, and now he has it
April 21st, 2022 under Stephen Colbert. [ Comments: 2 ]

Stephen Colbert was supposed to host The Late Show tonight, but it is going to be a repeat instead.

“I tested positive for Covid, but basically I’m feeling fine- grateful to be vaxxed and boosted,” the host wrote. “Thank you for the well wishes. This just proves that I will do anything to avoid interviewing Jason Bateman.” I think we can understand why he got coronavirus now.

Seriously though, I am happy he is doing well. And I can’t wait for him to return with new episodes on May 2nd.


What was Keanu Reeves thinking in the Sad Keanu meme
December 14th, 2021 under Keanu Reeves, Stephen Colbert. [ Comments: none ]

A few years ago, there was a meme that went around of a photo of Keanu Reeves looking sad. Was he really sad? Stephen Colbert asked him the question we have all been wanting to know yesterday on his Late Show.

“I’m just eating a sandwich,” Reeves said. “OK! OK! I was thinking. I had some stuff going on. I was hungry.”

So, there you have it. The actor wasn’t sad. He was hungry, and all he wanted to do was eat his sandwich.

Reeves also said that he has been shopping around a sequel to Constantine, but can’t find someone who will do it. What are they crazy? I need that movie to happen.


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