Before CBS made Stephen Colbert a missing person, he guest-starred on Missing Persons. He looks the same now as he did when he was 29 in that 1993 episode.
Now that Stephen Colbert is no longer hosting The Late Show, he did like David Letterman and grew a beard. Well, his wife, Evie, doesn’t like it. So much so that she cut down on kisses with her husband as long as he has one.
Jimmy Kimmel found that out when they all sat next to each other at the Emmys. So yesterday, when the fired late night host was on Jimmy Kimmel Live, the man who is barely holding on to his job asked his guest if he would shave it off. And Colbert said he would. However, he should’ve said, “I will if you will.”
But he didn’t. So by the end of the segment, one man was without facial hair. Can you guess who? The man is going to be kissed all over by his wife again. As he should, because he looks so much more kissable without it.
Before CBS made Stephen Colbert and The Late Show go missing, he appeared in Missing Persons. He looks the same now as he did when he was 29 in that 1993 episode.
Yesterday was the second-to-last episode of The Late Show (because donald trump is such a little baby with a penis the size of a newborn), and Stephen Colbert switched things up. He asked his guests to interview him.
If you are going to be interviewed by so many great guests, you have to take a photo, and they did.
So the host posed with John Dickerson, Mark Hamill, Jim Gaffigan, Jeff Daniels, Tiffany Haddish, Evie Colbert, Amy Sedaris, Ben Stiller, Aubrey Plaza, James Taylor, Robert De Niro, Weird Al Yankovic, Billy Crystal, and Josh Brolin.
Imagine the movie they could make together? It would be the wittiest movie of the year.
It is suspected that Paramount did not renew Stephen Colbert’s contract because they were afraid of donald trump, and they wanted the Skydance merger to go through, which it did.
So now that Colbert is a week away from his last episode of The Late Show, he invited David Letterman, the only other man to have the job, to be a guest on the late night talk show.
What did they do? A first for Colbert, but something Letterman loved to do. They threw stuff off of the roof of The Ed Sullivan Theater at the CBS Eye logo! Things that went crashing down to the street were chairs, watermelons, and a goodbye cake from CBS.
When it was all done, it was time for a goodbye message to their former employer from the two hosts who kept the show alive for nearly 33 years. Letterman quoted Edward R. Murrow with his own twist, “Good night. Good luck. Mother fuckers!”
And they are going to need it, because the only people watching Byron Allen’s show are the ones who fell asleep with the television on during the 11 O’clock news.
