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What was Keanu Reeves thinking in the Sad Keanu meme
December 14th, 2021 under Keanu Reeves, Stephen Colbert. [ Comments: none ]

A few years ago, there was a meme that went around of a photo of Keanu Reeves looking sad. Was he really sad? Stephen Colbert asked him the question we have all been wanting to know yesterday on his Late Show.

“I’m just eating a sandwich,” Reeves said. “OK! OK! I was thinking. I had some stuff going on. I was hungry.”

So, there you have it. The actor wasn’t sad. He was hungry, and all he wanted to do was eat his sandwich.

Reeves also said that he has been shopping around a sequel to Constantine, but can’t find someone who will do it. What are they crazy? I need that movie to happen.

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Paul Rudd confirms he massaged Seth Rogen while massaging Stephen Colbert
November 17th, 2021 under Paul Rudd, Stephen Colbert. [ Comments: none ]

Over the summer, Seth Rogen tweeted a story about Paul Rudd pranking him. He revealed that, “Once I was in the spa in a hotel in Vegas getting a massage. When I finished I turned over and to my shock Paul Rudd was massaging me. He saw me go in and convinced the masseuse to let him take over, thinking I’d notice immediately. I didn’t, and Paul did the entire rest of it.”

Yesterday, when People’s Sexiest Man Alive was on The Late Show, Stephen Colbert wanted to know if it was true. It is.

Then the CBS late night host asked for Rudd to demonstrate how good he is at, which he did.

Does Rudd give good massages? Let’s just say that Colbert declared, “This is really sexy!”

This is just one more reason why the Clueless actor was given his title from People. That and because he is really sexy! He can massage me anytime. But then again, I will take one from anyone, anytime.

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Steve from Blue’s Clues consoles Stephen Colbert
September 10th, 2021 under Stephen Colbert, Steve Burns. [ Comments: none ]

This week, we got to see Steve Burns from Blue’s Clues again after a really long time, and we have had all the feels ever since. No one, more than Stephen Colbert. So, yesterday on The Late Show, Steve gave Stephen a comforting hug, and I am so jealous.

We all need Burns’ warmth and comfort after the last year and a half. Thankfully, we are getting it when we need it the most.

He is the millennials Mr. Rogers, and we need more people like both of them in the World.

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Richard Marx is right here waiting for Rand Paul
May 26th, 2021 under Richard Marx, Stephen Colbert. [ Comments: none ]

Let’s be honest; there is not a lot to like about Rand Paul. Is there anything? Seriously, anything at all?

Anyways, the senator from Kentucky says he is not going to get the vaccine because he had COVID-19 and has a natural immunity to the virus. He does, but not the newer variants. You would think a “doctor” would know that. I guess you have to be a real one to know that.

Sorry, I got distracted. When Marx heard this, he tweeted, “I’ll say it again: If I ever meet Rand Paul’s neighbor I’m going to hug him and buy him as many drinks as he can consume.”

The next day, Paul got a letter with a white substance in it, and he blaimed the singer for it.

You don’t have to be an “eye doctor” to see that there are a lot of people who don’t like Paul and would consider sending him that note. I don’t think anyone should, don’t do it. But, he is one of the most hated people on DC.

Whenever Senate needs someone to be their dick, he is always willing to stand up for the occasion.

And late night is willing to stand up for an occasion like this. Therefore, yesterday on The Late Show, Stephen Colbert rerecorded Marx’s song Right Here Waiting with new lyrics in honor of the dick vs Dick feud.

Whoever worked on that tune needs an Emmy because that was brilliant. However, I think Marx can top them because he keeps proving he is witty. So much so, I hope he really responds in song.

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The Late Show will have a full audience again starting on June 14th
May 24th, 2021 under Stephen Colbert. [ Comments: none ]

For the first time in over a year and 205 episodes (or since Donald Trump was voted out of office), Stephen Colbert will tape The Late Show in front of a live full studio audience on June 14th.

“Over the last 437 days, my staff and crew (and family!) have amazed me with their professionalism and creativity as we made shows for an audience we couldn’t see or hear,” said Colbert. “I look forward to once again doing shows for an audience I can smell and touch.”

Anyone who wants to see the CBS talk show in person will have to have show proof of vaccination in order to be admitted. Masks are optional. What is not optional for the show’s crew is they will still be required to get tested and screened daily for COVID-19 symptoms.

As of now, he will be the first late night host to do this. And I am sure the rest will follow.

Happy Flag Day, Stephen Colbert!

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