Seriously? OMG! WTF?

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Back in the ’90s, boys were dreaming about Mariah Carey and Halle Berry. However, they never saw the singer and the actress together. They were hoping that someday, oooh, someday, they would see them in the same photo.

Over the weekend, the two beauties made their sweet fantasy come true. The Oscar winner, 58, attended Mimi’s, 55, concert, and we got this photo. And Christmas came early for all of those boys who dreamt about them before they were MILFs.

Because of that photo, they are unwrapping their box early!

Seriously, can we all agree that they got better with age?

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ABC revealed who are the 24 men who will be vying for The Golden Bachelorette’s heart, and I am calling foul.

For Gerry Turner’s season, most of the women were beautiful and youthful. However, I can’t find one fuckable looking man for Joan Vassos to choose from.

I am not saying Turner was sexy because he wasn’t. But why do the women have to be knockouts, and the men just have to be single?

They say men age better than women, but this show makes it seem like the opposite. Baby Boomers are turning things around in that department.

On that note. I am upset with the casting department for not finding one sexy guy. They exist because look at Brad Pitt, Denzel Washington, David Duchovny, and Hugh Grant, to name a few.

Do you think any of them are doable?

And I am not saying they are not good men, but fair is fair. I need eye candy to tune in, and there isn’t any.

Here is a very short synopsis of the 24 Rose Seekers:

William “Bill,” 68, a retired videographer from Portland, Ore.
Robert “Bob,” 66, a chiropractor from Marina Del Ray, Calif.
Charles K., 62, a portfolio manager from Rancho Palos Verdes, Calif.
Charles L., 66, a retired financial analyst from Philadelphia, Pa.
Charles “Chock,” 60, an insurance executive from Wichita, Kan.
Christopher, 64, a contractor from West Babylon, N.Y.
Daniel “Dan,” 64, a private investor from Naples, Fla.
David, 68, a rancher from Austin, Texas
Gary, 65, a retired finance executive from Palm Desert, Calif.
Gil, 60, an educator from Mission Viejo, Calif.
Gregg, 64, a retired university VP from Longboat Key, Fla.
Guy, 66, an ER doctor from Reno, Nev.
John “Jack,” 68, a caterer from Chicago, Ill.
Jonathan, 61, a shipping consultant from Oakland, Iowa
Jordan, 61, a sales manager from Chicago, Ill.
Keith, 62, a girl dad from San Jose, Calif.
Kenneth “Ken,” 60, a property management treasurer from Peabody, Mass.
Kim, 69, a retired navy captain from Seattle, Wash.
Mark, 57, an army veteran from Leesville, La.
Michael, 65, a retired banking CEO from Denver, N.C.
Pablo, 63, a retired UN agency director from Cambridge, Md.
Pascal, 69, a salon owner from Chicago, Ill.
Ralph “RJ,” 66, a financial advisor from Irvine, Calif.
Thomas, 62, a fire department chief from New York, N.Y.

We are two weeks away from an all-new season of Only Murders in the Building, and today, we got to see what we can expect from season 4.

Charles, Oliver and Mabel wrestle with the shocking events at the end of season three surrounding Charles’ stunt double and friend Sazz Pataki. Questioning whether Sazz or Charles was the intended victim, our trio’s investigation leads them all the way to Los Angeles, where a Hollywood studio is readying a film about the Only Murders podcast. As our amateur sleuths race back to New York, they embark on an even more epic journey – traversing their building’s courtyard to delve into the twisted lives of the Arconia’s West Tower residents.

And it will be twice as funny as Charles, Oliver, and Mabel, and the Hollywood movie doubles are going to try to solve this season’s murder.

Only Murders will drop three episodes on August 27th and one a week after that on Hulu until the season finale.

Forget the Olympics! Forget Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul! Forget Kamala Harris vs Donald Trump! The biggest battle of the year is between Joey Chestnut and Takeru Kobayashi.

On September 2nd, the two competitive eaters will go mouth-to-mouth to determine who is the true hot dog eating champ live on Netflix in Chestnut vs Kobayashi: Unfinished Beef.

This is the first time they have competed together in 15 years.

World Record-Holder for eating 76 hot dogs in 10 minutes, Joey Chestnut has been dominating the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest for the past eight years. A six-time Nathan’s Hot Dog champion, Takeru Kobayashi is no stranger to professional eating. He brought fame to the sport in 2001 when he won his first Hot Dog Eating Championship by eating double the amount of hot dogs the previous record holder ate, and continued to hold that title for many years. While rumors swirled about his retirement, Kobayashi is here to stay.

This all came about because Nathan disqualified Chestnut for promoting another company’s vegetarian wieners. Nathan’s loss is our gain because this is even better than the annual July 4th ritual.

Thank you, Netflix, for making this happen.

Out of all of the houses featured in movies, the one I would want to live in the least is the Poltergeist abode.

While that is me, I am sure there are people who would die for the opportunity. Well, they don’t have to literally die to own it. Because for the first time in 45 years, it is up for sale.

The two-story, four-bedroom, two-and-a-half-bathroom, 2,373 sqft home with a pool and jacuzzi in Simi Valley is on the market for $1,174,999.

The real estate agent says it is “without the ghostly antics.”

So if this is your dream (and not your nightmare one like it is to me) house, reach out to Lauren Murdock at 818-406-9646,

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