Joey Chestnut is a competitive eater who is known most for winning the Nathan’s Hot Dog Contest 15 times. He is a speed eater and holds the record for eating 76 wieners and buns in 10 minutes.
Like Superman, he is faster than a speeding bullet. And like Clark Kent, he has a kryptonite. What is his? Pepsi!
If you give him a glass of water, then Jaws doesn’t use his teeth to devour his prey. But if he takes a sip of Pepsi, he slows down to the point that even I can down more Franks than he can.
On that note, why don’t more fluffers compete in the contest?
And if you are like me, the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest is also your Super Bowl. And the game will once again be played from Coney Island on July 4th.
Joey Chestnut is the most famous competitive eater in the world, thanks to winning the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest 14 times. He can eat anything. Well, almost anything.
There is one food challenge that took him down, and that is the Paqui One Chip Challenge. He was able to eat the ghost pepper chip, but after that, it beat him.
However, not as much as when he had to go to the bathroom. As they say, “Burns going, burns going out.” Luckily, he had Dude Wipes to cool his butt hole that was on fire!
And I am grateful someone finally showed that part of that challenge because that is the part that is the most painful. Since I am a sadist, I want to see that. Is that wrong?
The fourth of July is slightly different this year because of the supreme court. But there is one thing that stays the same on this day, and that is Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest. And just like last year, and the year before that, and so on, Joey Chestnut won the mustard belt by downing 63 hot dogs in 10 minutes. And with that, fluffers all over the world are jealous!
We know that July Fourth is Joey Chestnut’s holiday because he always wins the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest.
Have you ever wondered what he does on the other holidays? He eats the traditional food that we do. However, he adds hot dogs to the mix! And that is why I am thankful for him!
On the Fourth of July, Joey Chestnut beat his own record at Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest to win his 14th Championship Belt. The competitive eater ate 76 hot dogs in 10 minutes.
How do you follow that up? If you are him, then you down a 2-liter bottle of Coca Cola in one gulp. And if you drink that much carbonation in a few seconds, there is one thing you can do. That thing is let out an epic burp.
Good thing he did that at his home and not on Coney Island. If he did, then it would have scared away all of the marine life there.
