Before Michael B. Jordan was an Oscar winner, he got his first award nominations when he was on All My Children. Even at 16 in 2003, you can see his award potential.
Kevin Hart got a wax figure, and he should be happy about it. But, he is not. Why? Because he doesn’t think it looks like him. And I have to agree with him.
The actor is not happy with it, to put it mildly, because this is what he wrote: “WTTTTFFFFF …. What did I do to these people…. This is an attack…. Who in the fuck is this?????? At this point these museums are just trying to make me cry 🥺😂😂😂😂….. This shit has to stop…. I demand a redo damn it!!!!!!!”
It has some similarities to the comedian, but it also has similarities to other celebrities. I just can’t figure out to whom.
I see a little Ice Cube, Jason Derulo, and Kel Mitchell. Who do you see?
On Friday, I posted a photo of the Burger King King looking like he was fired as their mascot after 21 years. Yesterday, BK’s President, Tom Curtis, confirmed that the creepy alliteration was no longer part of the company he has been with since 2004.
So who is the new Burger King? I am! You are! And everyone else is! But him. The Home of the Whopper has a new campaign, and it is “There’s A New King, and It’s You.”
“When creating ‘There’s a new king, and it’s you’ we knew for sure: this can’t just be another ad campaign. It needs to document the real, years long, story of co-creating the future of Burger King with Guests.” said Matt McNulty, EVP and Ben Pfutzenreuter, Executive Creative Director of OKRP. “Whether that’s giving out the President’s phone number so guests could call him directly, innovating new packaging, processes, or even just better mayo based on their feedback, telling that story had to feel real, transparent, and human. Because it is.”
Slowly, they are bringing Burger King back to its former glory. Therefore, they changed up the Whopper’s bun, and it now comes in a box instead of being wrapped. They are also working on the fries. And this is just the beginning of the changes to make it better. If you have any more ideas, text or call Curtis at (305) 874-0520.
To me, firing the King was the best thing he ever could have done because he was more suited for a Horror movie than commercials during them. Now, I won’t be having any more nightmares about him.
I was casually having dinner at my local In N Out when in walks a legend after his big Oscar win. Congratulations Michael B Jordan. #oscars#innoutpic.twitter.com/URjdaMcAHQ
Michael B. Jordan rightfully won his first Oscar yesterday for his dual role in Sinners. How did the Best Actor celebrate his win? He went to In-N-Out because he earned those extra calories, and he savored every bite! And all the fans inside the burger joint were eating him and his new best friend, Oscar, up.
Jordan is not the first celebrity to go there after he won an award. Paul Giamatti went there after he won a Golden Globe for The Holdovers. Weird Al Yankovic polkaed his way over there after his biopic, Weird: The Al Yankovic Story, won an Emmy. Gints Zilbalodis’s flowed to their counter when Flow won Best Animated Picture at the Oscars. Neil Diamond switched up Sweet Caroline for one of their shakes after he was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
Sorry, Wolfgang Puck, those little servings are not enough for the winners to eat, so they go for the Double-Double instead.
They say you learn something new every day. What did I learn today? I learned that the Oscar statuette is modeled after Oscar the Grouch.
Did you know that? I mean, it makes sense because they are both named Oscar. But I just never put two and two together before.
However, now that Sesame Street let the Grouch out of the garbage can, we all know the truth.
Now that we know that about the green, I mean gold, Muppet has a message for all the people who won him yesterday: “You are not winning me. I am not going on your mantle or being placed in your bathroom as a conversation piece. And definitely don’t think you are posing for pictures with me or giving me kisses. Blech. You got the wrong Oscar.”
But they did all of that, and more! Rumor has it that several people rubbed Oscar like he was a Genie in a bottle at the Oscar parties, and now he is a lot less grouchy!
