Let’s be honest. We all have that neighbor who covers their house with thousands of Christmas lights. Thus making it almost impossible to sleep.
Do you want to decorate your lawn with something that will annoy them as much as their house annoys you? Now, you can.
Mariah Carey is selling an inflatable lawn decoration of herself in Santa’s sleigh with three reindeer on Amazon. If that is not annoying enough. Here is how you can make it even more insufferable. Play her song All I Want for Christmas is You on a loop. And bury the speakers under your blinding neighbor’s lawn.
This is the perfect plan unless they love that song. There are people who do.
Oh, and did I mention it is going for $160? I saw it is worth it because your neighbor’s reaction will make it priceless.
For 30 years, Mariah Carey has been singing All I Want for Christmas is You. But really, all she wanted was herself. And this year. Madame Tussauds New York gave her that.
The wax museum created a wax figure of the Queen of Christmas and it is her new best friend. Not only because it is her twin but also because, as she says, “I finally found someone to help me out with the toy delivery this year!”
When your ex-husband has as many kids as he has, you definitely need the help. And even two of you are not enough!
Back to the image of MiMiMiMi. I can’t get it out of my head. I had the nightmare that the singer continues to multiply and goes around singing her annual chart-topping song to everyone who doesn’t have the Christmas spirit. And since Ebenezer Scrooge is my icon, I never have it. Therefore, I picture ten of them surrounding me, singing the Christmas Carol. Send help!
Today is November 1st, and you know what that means. That means Mariah Carey is unfrosted, and decalres, “It’s Time!”
So when the Queen of Christmas says it is Christmastime, it is time to start listening to All I Want for Christmas Is You, put up the holiday decorations, and drink things with peppermint!
Mariah Carey usually waits until 12:01a on November 1st to defrost herself. However, this year, she moved up the timetable up a day.
First, she appeared on The Drew Barrymore Show today as the Queen of Christmas. Then, she announced that she has her holiday Decor, Christmas Time by Mariah Carey, collection that is only available on Amazon.
There are several items, including ornaments, clothing, and candles, starting at $20, and the most expensive Christmas treat is a jean jacket going for $200.
So if hearing All I Want for Christmas a million times does not get you into the holiday spirit, then owning the stuff that goes with the song will.
Mariah Carey is the Queen of Christmas. However, she normally waits until after Halloween to defrost herself for the holiday. Not this year.
On Thursday, Drew Barrymore invited Mimi to come on her CBS daily talk show for A Very Merry Halloween.
I don’t know about you, but I have a big problem with this. Christmas needs to start after Halloween, and there are no exceptions. Do you hear that Lifetime and Hallmark Channel?
Halloween is a sacred holiday and needs to be treated as one.
