Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Back in the ’80s, teenage boys were obsessed with Tiffany and Debbie Gibson. However, they never saw them together because they were supposed to have a teen idol rivalry. But we learned when they made 2011’s Mega Python vs. Gatoroid for Syfy that was not true.

The two singers from the ’80s are actually friends. This weekend, they hung out at Rewind Washington in Puyallup, Washington, and all the boys were screaming because seeing them in person gave them electric youth! And boy, they were wishing they were alone with them instead of sharing them with everyone else at the convention.

Now, let’s talk about how amazing they look! The women still look like they are going to the malls in the ’80s! As in, they are still look totally awesome.

Oh, and I will be classy and not make any jokes about the shitty way they met before they walked into the convention.

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Back in the ’70s, singers Rex Smith and Shaun Cassidy were all over teen magazine covers and in posters on teenage girls’ walls. However, they were never seen sharing a photograph.

That was then. Now, the Solid Gold host and the Hardy Boy posed together in a photo captioned, “TWO TEEN IDOLS NO WAITING…” And I can hear the screams of their fans through the computer. Because the 70-year-old who declared his Everlasting Love for his fans and the 67-year-old who made them say, “Da Doo Ron Ron,” are still hot enough for them to be Hall Passes to all of those girls.

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Baby Boomer boys grew up having crushes on I Dream of Jeannie’s Barbara Eden and classic TV star Morgan Fairchild, but they never saw the two blonde beauties together.

That was then. Now, they came together for one man. Who is the one man that could get them in the same room? That man was Larry Hagman, and they are part of a documentary about the legendary late actor.

What a lucky man to have two gorgeous ladies who can’t stop talking about him. Can you believe that Paper Doll’s actress is 76 and the Harper Valley PTA mom is 94? I don’t! I think they can get any man hard without the help of any drugs because they are still sexy sirens.

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Some of the biggest names in Rock’n’Roll at the end of last century were Sammy Hagar (who was with Van Halen for a few years), Chad Kroger from Nickelback, and Mötley Crüe’s Tommy Lee. But we never thought we would see them in a picture together, but look at that photograph (yes, I know it is a video) of them. Doesn’t it make you want to jump?

And you know what would kick start my heart? Imagining the music we could get from Van Nickel Crüe!

Give them some Cabo Wabo and let them do their thing!

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Back in the ’80s, teenage girls were listening to Rick Springfield, John Waite, and Wang Chung’s Nick Feldman and Jack Hues, but they never saw them together in a photo, let alone in concert. But 40 years later, those Jessie’s girls are getting both, so they have something to dance hall days about.

That is because they are on tour this Summer in the States with Paul Young, finally giving all those strangers they were not supposed to talk to something to talk about.

So if you want to celebrate youth again, then check out the dates for the I Want My ’80s Tour and go see them live and in person for their human touch. Because I ain’t missing seeing them for a memorable night. You don’t want to find out what becomes of the brokenhearted by missing your chance!

Oh, and they are all still fuckable! Can you believe that they are all in their 70s? They don’t look it.

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