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Happy International Women’s Day, watch Halle Berry try to squeeze into tight pants!
March 8th, 2023 under Halle Berry. [ Comments: none ]

It is International Women’s Day, and there is a global problem we women suffer through. That problem is trying to squeeze in tight pants.

We thought we were alone, but it turns out we are not. Halle Berry is right there with us. The Oscar winner tried to fit into skin-tight pants, and she couldn’t. She actually needed someone to help her, and even that was a struggle. And if she can’t do it, we can all feel better about ourselves when we can’t do it either. The struggle is real.

So women, today, we honor ourselves for all the things we go through. Things like trying to zip up pants that don’t want to close. But we will make it happen! We are women! Hear us roar!


So this is why Halle Berry never ages?
November 2nd, 2022 under Halle Berry. [ Comments: none ]

Have you ever wondered why Halle Berry never seems to age even though she says she is 56? Well, now we know why. She is a Vampire, and they are ageless.

It all makes sense now, doesn’t it?


Is Halle Berry married?
January 3rd, 2022 under Halle Berry. [ Comments: none ]

Halle Berry/Instagram

Halle Berry posted the above photo, and wrote, “well…IT’S OFFICIAL!” As soon as her fans saw and other actors saw that, they flooded her social media with well wishes.

So, are she and Van Hunt married? “We were just having some New Year’s Day fun!” she wrote. “People clearly don’t swipe as much as we thought they did. 😂 thank you for the well wishes, tho’, it really touched our hearts! Now it’s OFFICIAL, the internet is no longer undefeated 😜”

The 55-year-old needs to stick dramas because that was not funny to the people who lust after her and think they might have a shot. Not nice.

Had the Oscar winner gotten married this weekend, it would have been her fourth marriage. She had been previously marries to Olivier Martinez, Eric Benét, and David Justice.


Halle Berry can have a bad hair day
December 29th, 2021 under Halle Berry. [ Comments: none ]

Halle Berry always looks perfect. However, there are some days that she is just like us. Today, she shared a photo of herself with frizzy hair, or as she put it, “thank you humidity, I always wanted to be in the lion king.”

I am sure all of the boys are saying she is purrfect with this one impurrfection.

I can’t be catty to someone who shows off her real looks and not the one she wants us to see. We all show off what we want people to see and not what we really look like. Gotta love how real social media is, not.


Halle Berry woke up like this
December 28th, 2021 under Halle Berry, In Bed. [ Comments: none ]

Have you ever wondered what Halle Berry looks like when she wakes up in the morning? As perfect as she does the rest of the day, as you can see in this photo of the 55-year-old actress.

It is not so fair. The Oscar winner needs to look like crap like the rest of us in the morning who are running to bathrooms to put on our faces so that we don’t scare our lovers away. I want to know her secret. And don’t tell me it is Victoria.


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