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Only Murders turns into only weddings in the building
March 22nd, 2023 under Martin Short, Selena Gomez, Steve Martin. [ Comments: none ]

Only Murders in the Building is busy filming its third season, and Steve Martin is spilling secrets from the set.

First, he revealed that Meryl Streep was joining the Hulu show. And now, he posted photos of Selena Gomez in a wedding gown while he and Martin Short were in tuxes.

So is Mabel getting married? And who is marrying? We don’t know. We are just going to have to wait until the show is back to find out.

But until then, I will assume they are filming a sequel to Father of the Bride.


Only Murders in the Building has been Streeped!
January 17th, 2023 under Hulu, Martin Short, Meryl Streep, Paul Rudd, Selena Gomez, Steve Martin. [ Comments: none ]

We know that Only Murders in the Building is shifting focus for season three. They are leaving the building and heading down the Great White Way. If you are going to Broadway, you are going to need some big stars, and they have them.

We knew that Selena Gomez and Steve Martin Short were going to be joined by Paul Rudd on the Hulu comedy. And today, we learned who will be sharing the spotlight with them. That person is the legendary Meryl Streep!

If Only Murders doesn’t sweep the award shows next year, then those voters need to be taught what funny is. Sorry Abbott Elementary and Ted Lasso, but they Streeped you!


Steve Martin Short are going to host Saturday Night Live together
November 29th, 2022 under Martin Short, Steve Martin. [ Comments: none ]

Steve Martin has hosted Saturday Night Live 15 times. Therefore, he can do it in his sleep. However, his friend Martin Short has only done it three times, so he needs some assistance. Luckily, he will be getting it from his amigo when they host SNL together on December 10th.

Personally, I think they should give all of the Not-Ready-For-Primetime-Players off that night and just let Steve Martin Short do the whole show by themselves. Well, except when they let Brandi Carlile do her thing and sing. And I guess Colin Jost and Michael Che can still do the Weekend Update. But leave everything else up to the two men who are looking into murders in the building. How awesome would that be?

BTW Austin Butler will be hosting the following week, and I can’t wait to see him nail it.


Watch Jimmy Fallon and Martin Short diss each other
August 19th, 2022 under Jimmy Fallon, Martin Short. [ Comments: none ]

I never knew that Jimmy Fallon was a masochist, but he is. Why do I say that? Because yesterday, he challenged Martin Short to a dissing contest on The Tonight Show. The only people who would do that are Subs who liked to be tortured. And boy, was he tortured. I have seen XXX videos with less punishment in them.

Short told his Bess Frenzz, “You are so ugly, your proctologist once said, ‘My Gd! This asshole has teeth!” He followed that up with, “Speaking of nuts, did yours ever drop?” And then it was time for one zinger, “Do you remember that time I visited you in the hospital? And it was the only time that I felt bad for a catheter.”

Talking about hospitals, Fallon did get one good insult in when he told Short, “You’re so ugly, when you were born, instead of ‘push,’ the doctor said, ‘Suck.'”

This was so hysterical; I could watch it for hours. However, I think eventually, someone would have to save Fallon from his misery. It is all fun until it isn’t.


Which part of the Only Murders in the Building’s trailer made you gasp?
June 14th, 2022 under Hulu, Martin Short, Selena Gomez, Steve Martin. [ Comments: none ]

Hulu finally released the first full trailer for the second season of Only Murders in the Building, and there are plenty of gasp-worthy moments for the series that stars Stever Martin Short and Selena Gomez.

Which moment made you gasp the loudest? And how excited are you for the program being back in two weeks?

What can we expect in 14 days? Following the shocking death of Arconia Board President Bunny Folger, Charles, Oliver & Mabel race to unmask her killer. However, three (unfortunate) complications ensue – the trio is publicly implicated in Bunny’s homicide, they are now the subjects of a competing podcast, and they have to deal with a bunch of New York neighbors who all think they committed murder.

Who do you think did it? I am not even going to try to guess because I was completely off during the first season?


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