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I don’t think Taco Bell will use Lance Bass’ song as their jingle
August 27th, 2021 under Fast Food, Lance Bass. [ Comments: none ]

I guess Lance Bass is bored waiting for his twins to come around Halloween. Therefore, he is taking his old *NSYNC songs and reworking them as jingles for popular fast food restaurants.

His first attempt is taking Tearin’ Up My Heart for Taco Bell and changing it to Tearing Up My A$$.

Do you think Taco Bell will make a run to his house to buy it so they can use it for their commercials? I think not. However, I will be singing it every time I eat their food and make a run to the bathroom.


BSB and *NSYNC pivot into Back*SYNC
June 18th, 2021 under AJ McLean, Backstreet Boys /Aaron Carter, Joey Fatone, Lance Bass. [ Comments: none ]

Now that some members of *NSYNC think they are too good to be in the band, two of the surviving bandmates have decided to merge with another group to create a man band. Since they are way too old to be a boy band.

Anyways, Lance Bass and Joey Fatone have pivoted over to Nick Carter and A.J. McLean to form Back*SYNC.

If seeing the four Dancing with the Stars contestants reenacting a scene from Friends is not enough to make your heart go pop, then knowing they are working on an album will.

How excited are you? I am like, “Shut up! Just shut up! Shut up! Just shut up!”


Has Progressive Insurance hit hard times?
June 4th, 2021 under Ads, Joey Fatone, Lance Bass. [ Comments: none ]

Progress Insurance has a newish (yes, it is has been out for over a month, but I didn’t see it until this morning. So whatevs) out now. And I think the insurance company might be having some financial problems.

That is because they could only afford to hire 3/5th of the members of *NSYNC. We got to see Lance Bass, Joey Fatone, and Chris Kirkpatrick in the ad. Missing are Justin Timberlake and that other guy. What was his name again, and whatever happened to him?

Seriously, why only hire 60% of a band when they could have gotten 100% of Backstreet Boys or 98 Degrees or Josh Groban.


Lance Bass is having Rosemary’s babies
June 2nd, 2021 under Lance Bass. [ Comments: none ]

Lance Bass and Michael Turchin have news to share. Therefore, they made a TikTok to let everyone know they are expecting a boy and a girl around Halloween time.

If you are going to have twins during that time of year, then your announcement has to be fitting for the occasion. So they made a short Horror movie to show us that they have not one but two buns in the oven. My witch’s hat is off to them because that was brilliant!

On a more serious note, the two expecting dads shared some more information about their babies with People. They don’t have to go on Maury to find out who that dad is because, Turchin said, “When we did the egg retrieval, he fertilized half, I fertilized half. And luckily, they all turned out great.” Oh wait, they will have to go on the show to find out who fathered who. But who cares? They are both the father, and those kids are lucky to have them as their dads.

These will be the first children for the couple who have been married since 2014.


Does Lance Bass have the right stuff to be a New Kid on the Block?
February 5th, 2021 under Lance Bass, NKOTB. [ Comments: none ]

Backstreet Boys’ A.J. McLean challenged *NSYNC’s Lance Bass to do his favorite boyband dance, so he chose to do the one that New Kids on the Block did for the Right Stuff.

How did he do? Since he doesn’t have a band, I think he would be a great addition to NKOTB if they need a new kid on the block. What do you think?


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