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’90s Boy Banders activate for A Very Boy Band Holiday
November 22nd, 2021 under ABC, Joey Fatone, Lance Bass, NKOTB, Vanessa Minnillo/Nick Lachey. [ Comments: none ]

(ABC/Christopher Willard)

ABC is giving us something to sing about this holiday season. On December 6th, several members of ’90s Boy Bands will get together to give us a concert full of Christmas Carols.

We will hear Joey Fatone (*NSYNC), Chris Kirkpatrick (*NSYNC), Lance Bass (*NSYNC), Wanya Morris (Boyz II Men), Shawn Stockman (Boyz II Men), Bobby Brown (New Edition), Michael Bivins (New Edition), Joey McIntyre (NKOTB), Erik-Michael Estrada (O-Town), Nick Lachey (98 Degrees), Drew Lachey (98 Degrees), Jeff Timmons (98 Degrees) and Justin Jeffre (98 Degrees) sing the songs that make us full of joy in December.

Along with the classics, *NSYNC’s Joey Fatone and Boyz II Men’s Wanya Morris will sing their original tune A Very Boy Band Holiday, while Joey McIntyre will sing This One’s For The Children with his son Griffin.

So to all of you millennials out there, put some logs in the fireplace, make some hot cocoa, and get ready to see your teenage crushes unite for a magical night of holiday cheer!

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Lance Bass’ Rosemary babies came before Halloween
October 14th, 2021 under Lance Bass. [ Comments: none ]

Lance Bass/Instagram

Lance Bass and his husband, Michael Turchin, are the fathers of twins. Alexander James and Violet came into the world yesterday shortly before 1:30p weighing just less than 5 lbs.

The proud pop wrote, “The baby dragons have arrived!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ I can not express how much love I feel right now. Thank you for all the kind wishes. It meant a lot. Now, how do you change a diaper??! Ahhhhhhhh!”

These are the first babies for the couple who have been married since December 2014.

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I don’t think Taco Bell will use Lance Bass’ song as their jingle
August 27th, 2021 under Fast Food, Lance Bass. [ Comments: none ]

I guess Lance Bass is bored waiting for his twins to come around Halloween. Therefore, he is taking his old *NSYNC songs and reworking them as jingles for popular fast food restaurants.

His first attempt is taking Tearin’ Up My Heart for Taco Bell and changing it to Tearing Up My A$$.

Do you think Taco Bell will make a run to his house to buy it so they can use it for their commercials? I think not. However, I will be singing it every time I eat their food and make a run to the bathroom.

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BSB and *NSYNC pivot into Back*SYNC
June 18th, 2021 under AJ McLean, Backstreet Boys /Aaron Carter, Joey Fatone, Lance Bass. [ Comments: none ]

Now that some members of *NSYNC think they are too good to be in the band, two of the surviving bandmates have decided to merge with another group to create a man band. Since they are way too old to be a boy band.

Anyways, Lance Bass and Joey Fatone have pivoted over to Nick Carter and A.J. McLean to form Back*SYNC.

If seeing the four Dancing with the Stars contestants reenacting a scene from Friends is not enough to make your heart go pop, then knowing they are working on an album will.

How excited are you? I am like, “Shut up! Just shut up! Shut up! Just shut up!”

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Has Progressive Insurance hit hard times?
June 4th, 2021 under Ads, Joey Fatone, Lance Bass. [ Comments: none ]

Progress Insurance has a newish (yes, it is has been out for over a month, but I didn’t see it until this morning. So whatevs) out now. And I think the insurance company might be having some financial problems.

That is because they could only afford to hire 3/5th of the members of *NSYNC. We got to see Lance Bass, Joey Fatone, and Chris Kirkpatrick in the ad. Missing are Justin Timberlake and that other guy. What was his name again, and whatever happened to him?

Seriously, why only hire 60% of a band when they could have gotten 100% of Backstreet Boys or 98 Degrees or Josh Groban.

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