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Jason Momoa reveals his true self
February 3rd, 2020 under Ads, Jason Momoa. [ Comments: none ]

When you think of Jason Momoa, you think of him as a good-looking, muscular man with gorgeous long thick curly hair you want to run your fingers through. Well, it is all fake. In fact, so much so, he is more plastic than the Real Housewives.

The beefcake revealed that he wears lifts to make him look taller, foam rubber arms and chest to give him muscles, and a wig to cover up his balding crown. Even without all of that, I would still help him lift up his 10-pound dumbbell.

What wasn’t dumb was Rocket Mortgage blowing at least $5 million to air that commercial during the Super Bowl because it is as perfect as the lead himself. I don’t have a house and I want to take out a mortgage with them. That is what commercials are supposed to do. At least that is what my advertising teachers told me when I was in college. After telling me, I would never make it in advertising.


Mr. Peanut is dead, long live Baby Peanut
February 3rd, 2020 under Ads. [ Comments: none ]

Last week, Planters killed off Mr. Peanut and yesterday during the Super Bowl they buried him. By some miracle, the tears of his friends, over his grave, were enough to resurrect the mascot. It was not enough to restore him to his former self. Instead, the 104-year-old icon returned as baby, and we are nuts over him.

How long will he stay that way? As long as it works. When people are on to the next baby whatever he will be back to his old state. I mean who wants to see awkward Teenage Peanut with braces and zits?


Bill Murray is still living Groundhog’s Day!
February 2nd, 2020 under Ads, Bill Murray. [ Comments: none ]

It has been almost 27 years since Bill Murray was stuck in endless Groundhog’s Day loop. Sadly, he is still stuck in it. However, after all of that time, he made a new friend, the groundhog, and he got the new Jeep Gladiator. That is the only thing that keeps him going as he lives the same day over and over and over and over again.

Bravo to the people who came up with this advertisement. This is what Super Bowl ads are supposed to be. The best commercials of the year.


This car dealership has the best phone number!
January 30th, 2020 under Ads. [ Comments: none ]

My friend Amy was recently in Canada, she saw a commercial for a car dealership, and it made her all types of happy? Were their prices that amazing? Nope, but numbers did play a role in her happiness. That is because the phone number for Taylor Auto Village is 867-5309.

Why they don’t have a mascot named Jenny doing their commercials, I will never know. I mean how can they not take advantage of their luck? Even the voice-over artist read the phone number like Tommy Totune sang it. You cannot not say those 8 digits together without his rhythm.

Since the catchy tune is stuck in your head, to hear it again click here!


Ed Sheeran’s Heinz Ketchup dreams keep coming true!
June 17th, 2019 under Ads, Ed Sheeran. [ Comments: none ]

It is no secret that Ed Sheeran loves his Heinz Ketchup. He has posted about it several times and even, you might even say, harassed the company with admiration for the red condiment. They eventually gave in and created a limited amount of bottles with his name on it.

It does not stop there, he DMed an idea he had for a commercial. What did they do with it? They made the television advertiment. I think he probably likes that more than all of the awards he has gotten for his music. Don’t believe me? Here is what he said, “Okay guyz, so it actually happened. I sent a voice note to @heinz, and we made a whole tv spot around it. This is pretty much what I was aiming for in life. Ketchup ad > stadium tour.”

So, kids around the World, reading this, don’t give up on your dreams. You too can grow up and make a commercial for your favorite product. Sure, I went to college for it and did not go into it. He sends them a DM and he is an advertiser. Don’t tell my dad how much money he wasted on my education. He will be see Heinz Ketchup red!


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