Back in 1983, Cyndi Lauper sang a cover of Robert Hazard’s Girls Just Want to Have Fun. Did you know the song was originally recorded in 1979 by someone else before you read this? I didn’t either. I am blown away by this fact.
Anyways that is not the point of this post. I was going to say that even though the Lauper is 67, she is still a girl who wants to have fun in a bubble bath. Therefore, she printed a picture of the Titanic, glued it on to some popsicle sticks, drew a bath, got in, and lip-synched Celine Dion’s My Heart Will Go On. Now, my heart will go on forever for Cyndi Lauper.
Once I get over the fact that the woman I thought created an anthem for all of us girls actually didn’t. I haven’t been this stunned since I found out that Rob Base & DJ E-Z Rock sampled Lyn Collins’ 1972 Think (About It) for It Takes Two. What song will be next?
I don’t know about you, but I had that rumor about Rod Stewart. The one where he had to get his stomach pumped because he had too much man juice in his belly. Yesterday, when he was on Watch What Happens Live, Andy Cohen asked him if that rumor bothered him.
Before he could answer, Cyndi Lauper asked him what rumor? That is when he revealed it was his mean publicist who was the one that started it and Stewart fired him over it.
For you youngsters and people like Lauper who don’t know what the rumor is, he told everyone what it was. He said the rumor was, “That I was ??? by 12 sailors, and I had to be taken to San Fransisco hospital and have me tummy pumped to get all the semen out.” That is a lot of seamen’s semen.
On a different note, Stewart was also asked about Elton John’s retirement tour. The sexy singer told Cohen, “It stinks of selling tickets.” When Andy brought up Cher’s retirement tours, Lauper said that she really did want to retire and then realized what a mistake she made. When it comes to how Rod will do it, he says he will just fade away. Something I hope he never does. I have seen him a few times and he always puts on great show! And not just for all of the sailors in the audience.
Rod Stewart and Cyndi Lauper are going on tour together and they are promoting their announcement on Watch What Happens Live tonight on Bravo. Before the show, the three of them posed for photos and Andy Cohen got a nice surprise. One that made the host say, “Tonight I’m Yours (Don’t Hurt Me).” That’s because Stewart gave him a love touch to that thing between his two hot legs.
Some guys have all the luck!
Cyndi Lauper was stuck at Buenos Aires’ Jorge Newbery Airport when her flight was delayed so she took the mic and gave an impromptu performance of her most famous song. Because she was able to She Bop her tune Girls Just Want to Have Fun to the frustrated passengers, and it proves that Time After Time her music can make anyone happy even in a crappy situation! She showed her True Colors and maybe She not So Unusual!
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Cyndi Lauper was at the Late Show with David Letterman and someone brought the Barbie doll made in her likeness to sign. It looks like she had a lot fun seeing that doll!
BTW is just me or does that thing on the top of her head look like it was made from the hair left over to make her Barbie dolls?
