Conan O’Brien’s talk show is only a half-hour long now. That means he only has one guest on each episode. What happens if that one and only guest calls and cancels just 30 minutes before a taping? That is what happened yesterday when Kumail Nanjiani called to say he was stuck in Malibu on the set and would not be able to make it.
What was Conan going to do? Send his staff out onto the Warner Bros lot and force any celeb they see to do the show? It is around 3p on a Wednesday during the summer, Conan is the biggest celebrity on the lot. Which means there are no famous people there.
Now what? Conan had his producer get his assistant, Sona Movsesian, put her in makeup and then rush her towards the stage. She had no idea she was going to be the guest on the show until he called her out while they were taping. What was her reaction? She told her boss, “Oh sh!t, they really ran out of stuff to do.”
Since she has done several bits in the past and traveled with him to Armenia for a special show, she was comfortable in front of the camera. So comfortable she admitted to him she has dreamed of poisoning his food or killing him slowly. After that comment, she then asked him to buy her house. Hard to say to no to someone who asks you that question on camera in front of a packed studio audience. Therefore, he didn’t. However, the TBS host did not say yes either.
After that segment was over, Nanjiani sent over a video explaining what happened. The actor made Thomas Middleditch take the blame and then he agreed it was his co-star’s fault. He never said he was sorry, but Conan thought he did. I am sure this feud is far from over. I cannot wait to see what happens next.
Especially since O’Brien closed out the show with another clip for The Lion King. You see, Nanjiani has a movie coming out today and that Disney movie is not it.
Personally, I think this episode was so much better without Nanjiani. I don’t think he is funny in the least. He comes off as a d!ck, to me. And don’t even get me started on his sh!tty his Twilight Zone episode was. He is flatter than Conan’s butt.
How do think Conan handled it all? I think it was brilliant. Then again, I think he is the best late night host by far. He can do anything. Well, anything but host The Tonight Show. Too soon?
Today, we celebrate the day America becoming America! Therefore, enjoy some mustard on your man’s wiener and the fireworks that come after you swallow it!
Happy Independence Day!
Before Don Cheadle was a hotel manager on Golden Palace, he was in 10th grade for the 3rd time on Fresh Prince of Bel Air. He looks the same now as he did when he was 25 in that 1990 episode.
To hear what he told Conon O’Brien how green Will Smith was on the show’s second episode, then click here!
When you heard that Louis Anderson was going to play Zach Galifianakis’ mom on FX’s Baskets, you were like how did that come about? Conan O’Brien wondered that too, so he asked the comedian about it on his TBS show yesterday.
Anderson said that Galifianakis asked the producer what is the mom supposed to be like, and the producer said that all I know is that is a sound. That sound was a grunt and Zach said, “You mean Louis Anderson?” That is when they called him up and offered him the part.
Was Anderson reluctant to put on the wig and dress? When they called him on the phone, he excitingly said, “Yes! I will!”
The rest is Hollywood history. But how wild is it that he got cast just because of a sound he makes.
Adam Sandler filmed his new Netflix movie Murder Mystery all over Italy. If you are in Italy, you eat and eat and eat until you cannot eat anymore. Then you wat again.
He ate so much that he told Conan O’Brien yesterday that when he returned home, he thought he was having a heart attack. As he was lying in bed with chest pain, he thought how his family is going to miss him. Then he thought, should I call 9-1-1?
Finally, it hit him like a ton of bricks. He had a brick of sh!t growing inside of him. He went to the bathroom and let all of Italy flow out of him. In other words, all those yummy carbs had created a big old crap in him. The only way to get rid of it was to sit on the porcelain Gd for five minutes and poop until there is nothing left.
Ever since then, he has never felt that pain again. Did he learn his lesson? Probably, not! Who would? Italian food is too good to pass up. Even if it takes forever to pass.
