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Harrison Ford thinks Jason Segel has a ‘nice penis’
February 2nd, 2023 under Harrison Ford, Jason Segel, Stephen Colbert. [ Comments: none ]

Harrison Ford is starring alongside Jason Segel in Apple TV+’s Shrinking, and there is a report that Han Solo didn’t know who his co-star was.

So yesterday, when Ford was on The Late Show, Stephen Colbert wanted to know if that is true. It is not. Indiana Jones knew who Segel was, and he knew him intimately.

In fact, Ford told Colbert that Segel “has a nice penis.” Is that how he got to know his co-worker? Nope. The legendary actor saw Forgetting Sarah Marshall and will never forget seeing Segel’s penis four times.

Now, back to the interview. Ford has such a dry sense of humor; I can’t tell if he hated his chat with the CBS late night host or not. What do you think?


BTWF: Alfred Molina in Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
December 13th, 2022 under Before They Were Famous, Harrison Ford. [ Comments: none ]

Before Alfred Molina was a movie star in his own right, he got his start in one of the biggest movies of all time, Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark. Didn’t the 27-year-old do a phenomenal job in his first feature?


Indiana Jones is back!
December 1st, 2022 under Harrison Ford. [ Comments: none ]

Remember when Indiana Jones nuked the fridge, and we thought the franchise was over? Or at least it should be.
Well, it looks like he is back in Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny. At least, it seems that way, according to the trailer.

Maybe we can forget about Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull like we forgot about Halloween 3, The Godfather 3, and the first 3 episodes of Star Wars?

Hopefully, he goes out with a bang on June 30th! And we are not steamrolled like a huge rock ran over us. And if we are, may those involved find themselves surrounded by roaches like the ones in the Temple of Doom.


Indiana Jones 5 gets a release date
May 27th, 2022 under Harrison Ford. [ Comments: none ]

Let’s be honest after Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull; there was no reason to continue the franchise. However, they made a fifth movie, and it is coming on June 30, 2023. Are you going to see it when it comes out? I don’t think I can do it after they nuked the fridge.


Should Kevin Bacon or Dan Chadle be the next Indiana Jones?
July 18th, 2019 under Conan O'Brien, Don Cheadle, Harrison Ford, Kevin Bacon. [ Comments: none ]

Harrison Ford just turned 77 this week, and you can say he might be getting too old to play Indiana Jones. Yesterday on Conan, who is at San Diego Comic-Con this week, decided to hold auditions for his replacement.

Thomas Middleditch (who I am convinced could play Marty Feldman after this), Billy Eichner, Sam Richardson, Adam Scott, Seth Green, Tig Notaro, Mr. Kyra Sedgwick and Dan Chadle all tried out for the part. Kumail Nanjiani would have been considered if he actually showed up. However, he cancelled on Conan O’Brien minutes beforehand.

Anyhoo, of the bunch of them, I am rooting for the guy who could be Footloose around a boulder to take over as Indy. Can you believe with all the movies Bacon and Ford have done, they have never done one together? That needs to change.


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