Have you ever wondered why Pete Davidson is so popular with the ladies? Now, we know. The “comedian” is an alien.
At least that is according to the classified video that was accidentally leaked by a Hexlad employee today. I won’t mention names because if I do, the government might send Gordon Ramsay to his kitchen nightmare until he goes to Hell’s Kitchen.
Now that we know the truth about Davidson, it explains so much. Don’t you agree?
It is the first time that Michael Bublé, John Legend, returning coach Adam Levine, and new coach Kelsea Ballerini worked together on The Voice. They might be new to each other, but when they sing, they sound like they have known each other forever.
Case in point. The Crooner, the R&B artist, the Popstar, and the Country singer sang Elton John’s classic Tiny Dancer, and the four totally different musicians sounded like one when they harmonized to the chorus.
So, if they can sing that well together, imagine what they are going to accomplish when they are sitting in the red chairs. It is going to be music to our ears.
How much music to our ears? We will have to tune in starting Monday when The Voice returns to NBC.
Last week, Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal teased us that they had something epic in the works, and we started to get excited.
Then, on Wednesday, we found out they recreated the fake orgasm scene from When Harry Met Sally for Hellman’s Super Bowl commercial, and we were orgasmic.
Since most of us have not seen their Rom-Com in a long time, we don’t know how close that fake commercial was to the real thing.
Well, someone put the two side-by-side, and they nailed it like Sally was wishing she was getting in that scene. I am impressed!
Ten days ago, Billy Idol announced his tour in a video where Matt Rife was turning his life into a living hell.
That was then. Now, the Rocker is doing the same back to the comedian.
Actually, what Idol is doing to Rife is a lot worse because he has been secretly living in Rife’s place so that he could surprise him when he least expected it.
However, it is justified because Rife copied Idol’s look to promote his comedy gigs without his permission.
Therefore, I think Idol was right to spit on the poster!
I hope that all of this promotion they have been doing for each other makes them a lot of mony, mony because it making me laugh with a rebel yell.
A lot of people spent January not drinking drinks that are only for those over 21+, and the month seemed like it went on forever. Since they remained alcohol-free, they can celebrate their accomplishment by drinking a free small Slurpee from 7-Eleven today.
And you don’t have to be over 21 to celebrate. Because everyone feels like January is the longest month of the year.
“We know that every year, the long days of January can feel like the month will never come to an end – and this year has been no different,” says Dennis Phelps, Senior Vice President, Merchandising (Vault & Proprietary Beverages). “We’re giving our customers a sweet and refreshing surprise because whether you’re in the mood to grab a Slurpee drink or another fan-favorite product, 7-Eleven is here to help add a little joy to everyone’s day and shift your vibe for the rest of the year.”
I don’t know about you, but I am going to seven 7-Elevens to get a full Slurpee today. At least it will bring me two days of happiness until Punxsutawney Phil spoils my joy by telling me we are going to get six more weeks of winter.
