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JAŸ-Z books himself for the Super Bowl Halftime Show |
| October 26th, 2026 under Super Bowl. [ Comments: none ]
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JAŸ-Z’s Roc Nation, along with Apple Music and the NFL, has been booking musical acts for the Super Bowl Halftime Show since 2019. This year, the singer booked himself for the hardest gig in the music industry.
“For several years, we’ve had the privilege of working closely with JAŸ-Z and Roc Nation, and I’ve seen the extraordinary impact he has had on the Super Bowl Halftime Show,” said NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell. “When we first reached an agreement with Roc Nation to produce the show, I had just one request: that JAŸ-Z take the stage himself one day, whenever the moment felt right to him. I couldn’t be more excited for fans around the world to experience the artistry, creativity and cultural impact he will bring to the Super Bowl stage.”
Are you excited to see him finally take the stage at the biggest sports game of the year? I’m not. I was hoping that ABC was going to go with some Disney synergy and ask Miley Cyrus to do it. Imagine her coming out on a wrecking ball. It would have been the perfect start for one helluva performance.
The Super Bowl LXI Halftime Show takes place on Valentine’s Day.
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Bad Bunny’s bushes were people! |
| February 9th, 2026 under Super Bowl. [ Comments: none ]
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“Hey, Mom, I am going to be part of Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl Halftime Show.”
“Really, son? I am so proud of you! You have worked so hard to get there.”
“Yes, I will be the third bush from the back in the middle row!”
Imagine having that conversation with your mom. Several children had that very discussion because the bushes we saw were actually people dressed as greenery!
And now the left shark can feel better about himself. I think?
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Guy Fieri’s new look explained |
| January 26th, 2026 under Super Bowl. [ Comments: none ]
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Last week, Guy Fieri debuted his salesman look for his 58th birthday. Today, we found out why he went from bad ass chef to nerdy 9-5er.
Fieri, as I suspected, did it for a Super Bowl commercial. Appliance maker Bosch hired him to be in their ad on February 8th, and gave him the look.
Why? That we will have to wait to find out.
But we did find out he was wearing a wig that he told People took two hours to put on.
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Super Bowl XLI will be on Valentine’s Day |
| January 22nd, 2026 under Super Bowl. [ Comments: none ]
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We have been so focused on this year’s Super Bowl that no one noticed that next year’s is going to be on Valentine’s Day.
So be prepared for many, many men who will have to make the impossible decision to choose between the two loves of their lives, sex and football.
If they choose football, they will not be scoring a touchdown with their lover until Super Bowl XLII. But if they choose their Valentine, they will be ridiculed by the men in their lives who don’t care about getting a first down.
Forget the commercials and the halftime show, this has me fucking excited for Super Bowl XLI!!!
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Green Day is going to have the time of their lives at the Super Bowl |
| January 18th, 2026 under Green Day, Super Bowl. [ Comments: none ]
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The Super Bowl is turning 60 this year at Levi’s Stadium in Santa Clara, and the NFL wants to honor those MVPs who have played the game throughout the decades. So they are going to give them a show worthy of their accomplishments during the opening ceremony.
The National Football League asked Green Day, a hometown band from San Francisco, to play a medley of their hits to start the biggest game of the year. And they said, “We are super hyped to open Super Bowl 60 right in our backyard!” said Green Day lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong. “We are honored to welcome the MVPs who’ve shaped the game and open the night for fans all over the world. Let’s have fun! Let’s get loud!”
And please, oh please, may they sing American Idiot unedited to bash trump. And may NBC not bleep them for doing so!
They will be kicking things off at 3p on February 8th.
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