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MasterChef cooks up another season
September 14th, 2022 under Gordon Ramsay. [ Comments: none ]

Tonight at 8p on Fox, we are going to find out who won MasterChef: Back to Win. Will it be Christian, Dara, or Michael? I am hoping for Dara.

Another thing I was hoping for was another season of the cooking reality show. And today, Fox announced it will be back for a lucky 13th season. Unlucky for us, Aaron Sanchez and the fake way he says Spanish words will be back. Thankfully, so will Gordon Ramsay and Joseph Bastianich.

If you think you have what it takes to be the MasterChef, then you can apply here. Who knows, I could be writing about you being on the series.


Gordon Ramsay likes his lamb fresh, very fresh
July 27th, 2022 under Gordon Ramsay. [ Comments: none ]

Gordon Ramsay has several lamb dishes on his menu, and he wants to make sure that he gets the freshest ones. How fresh? Fresh from the farm, as in they are still baaing.

Therefore, the MasterChef gets into the pen with them to make sure he gets the best baby sheep to serve at his kitchens in hell. I mean Hell’s Kitchen.

Before you call PETA on Ramsay, he said, “No animals were cooked in the making of this video.” I believe him. I think?


Gordon Ramsay reacts to a cake made in his likeness
June 15th, 2022 under Gordon Ramsay. [ Comments: none ]

Do you think Gordon Ramsay looks good enough to eat? Well, Miss Rodney from Rodney’s Cakes did. So she made a cake to look like the MasterChef?

What did Ramsay think of it? It sounds like he is living in his own personal Hell’s Kitchen. Especially since he declared, “Nooooo@ I am dead!!!”


Gordon Ramsay gives the best 5-word speech!
May 17th, 2022 under Gordon Ramsay. [ Comments: none ]

Do you hate when celebrities give long-winded speeches at awards shows? The Webby Awards feel the same way. Thus, they told all the winners that they could only give a 5-word speech.

Gordon Ramsay was one of the winners, and he needs an award for Best Acceptance Speech. The MasterChef started it out with, “No! Cursing! Tonight!” Then he finished with it, “F*ck me!”

I think all awards shows should have a word limit, and they should try to top Ramsay. Although, I don’t think that is possible!


Fox’s Next Level Chef levels up to season 2
March 2nd, 2022 under Gordon Ramsay. [ Comments: none ]

Fox should just rename their network GRN because Gordon Ramsay has a big chunk of their programming. Case in point, his newest dish at the network, Next Level Chef, was told today to serve up a second season on the day of its first season finale at 9p.

The show starts out with chefs from all levels in the business, from social media cooks to those who work in the restaurant industry competing to be selected as one of the three MasterChef teams.

Each week, the three teams will be assigned a different floor to be on. The top-level cooks get the first choice of ingredients and the best supplies. The middle floor gets second choice and a downgrade of equipment. Finally, the basement gets the crap. Well, not always on the food selection, but most of the time. After they are done cooking, the worst dishes compete to stay in the competition.

Tonight we find out who wins a $250,000 and a one-year mentorship from Ramsay, Chef Nyesha J. Arrington, and Chef Richard Blais.

Next Level Chef joins Ramsay’s other shows, Hell Kitchen, MasterChef, MasterChef Junior, and his Road Trip events. So what will he cook up next? We probably find out in May.

If you think you have what it takes to be the next Next Level Chef, then you can apply here.


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