Seriously? OMG! WTF? » Adam Levine
header image
KFC brilliantly trolls Adam Levine!
September 23rd, 2022 under Adam Levine, Fast Food. [ Comments: none ]

In case you haven’t heard, married Adam Levine has been sending salacious DMs to women that are not his wife, Behati Prinsloo.

One of the sexts he sent told a woman, “That body of yours is absurd.” Well, as soon as KFC saw that, they knew they were going to weigh in on that situation.

So, they posted his words with a photo of Colonel Sanders and his bow tie that looks like a stick figure body and wrote, “Sir, we are a fast food restaurant.”

And with that, they proved they are not chicken. Well, they sell chicken, but they are brave enough to take on any meme that calls their name, unlike Chick-fil-A, who is too afraid to work 7 days a week.


Does Adam Levine have Moves Like Jagger when he dances in his briefs?
August 1st, 2022 under Adam Levine. [ Comments: none ]

Adam Levine shared a video of himself dancing in his briefs to Outkast’s So Fresh, So Clean.

What do you think? Does he turn your cheeks 5 shades of maroon?


How much would Adam Levine charge Blake Shelton to sing at his wedding?
March 30th, 2021 under Adam Levine, Blake Shelton. [ Comments: none ]

Ever since Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani announced that they are engaged, everyone wants to know if the country singer’s frenemy Adam Levine will sing at his wedding.

Yesterday, when the Maroon 5 singer was on SiriusXM’s The Morning Mash Up, they asked him how much he would charge the couple. “They can’t afford me,” he said jokingly.

Then he went on to say they have not asked him yet, and he doesn’t consider Shelton telling Seth Meyers on Late Night an ask. Plus, Levine thinks that his “friend” will ask someone like Luke Bryan instead. Personally, I think they would go with Trace Adkins since Shelton performed the nuptials as an ordained minister at his wedding. I mean, I would rather have my first dance to be to Honky Tonk Badonkadonk than Moves Like Jagger any day.


Is Adam Levine auditioning for Superman?
February 1st, 2021 under Adam Levine, Superman/Spider-Man. [ Comments: none ]

Let’s be honest, Warner Bros needs a new Superman. It is not that Henry Cavill did a bad job. It is just the movies he was in were awful.

Anyways, it looks like Adam Levine is throwing his cape into the mix. You know, it is not a bad idea because he looks like Clark Kent, if Clark Kent was a Rocker during the day, instead of working for the Daily Planet.

Would you go see him at the Man of Steel?


Adam Levine has a message for maskholes
January 28th, 2021 under Adam Levine, Coronavirus. [ Comments: none ]

Adam Levine wants you to know, “If you don’t believe in masks, then I don’t believe in you.”

That is one of the many reasons that Girls Like You and I are drawn to his Moves Like Jagger.


« Previous entries 

website statsGoogle Analytics Alternative
Analytics Made Easy - StatCounter