Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Matt Rife recently bought the guardianship of Ed and Lorraine Warren’s home and museum. Therefore, he is going to need money. How is he going to do that?

The comedian got a job playing a lawyer for e.l.f Cosmetics. “The whole campaign cracked me up—Heidi [N Closet] and I had the best time creating it—and it resonates,” said Rife. “I grew up seeing those over-the-top law firm ads, so getting to parody one while backing a brand that actually delivers? That’s a case I’ll always take.”

And I wonder what his verdict is on using their makeup, especially since it is so affordable, with 75% of their products costing less than $10, which is the price of a drink at one of his comedy shows.

Most of us know Matt Rife as a comedian. But I have also seen him in several Horror movies. I just thought he starred in them for a paycheck. However, I was wrong.

It turns out that he is a fan of all things paranormal, so much so that he bought legal guardianship of the late Ed and Lorraine Warren’s Rhode Island home and Occult Museum, along with his good friend Elton Castee, for the next five years.

The comedian is planning on turning both into an Airbnb where people can come visit, experience, and investigate the house and the 750 items that the Paranormal investigators have collected throughout the decades, including the killer Annabelle Doll.

The Annabelle Doll was featured in the Conjuring movies and her spinoffs, and they are Rife’s favorite scary movies. So this buy has him all giddy like a little boy.

I hope he will still feel that way, and is alive at the end of the five years. Because as we recently learned, you don’t fuck with Annabelle.

I hope that he and everyone who stays at the house make sure to protect themselves against the dark energy. I have friends who are Paranormal investigators, and they know what happens when a negative spirit gets hold of you. It can stay with you even after you leave the house or object.

Would you stay at the Warrens’ estate overnight or for the weekend? As much as I love the paranormal, I like to admire it from afar.

I respect Rife for making his dream come true. I just hope it does not turn into a nightmare.

 

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Ten days ago, Billy Idol announced his tour in a video where Matt Rife was turning his life into a living hell.

That was then. Now, the Rocker is doing the same back to the comedian.

Actually, what Idol is doing to Rife is a lot worse because he has been secretly living in Rife’s place so that he could surprise him when he least expected it.

However, it is justified because Rife copied Idol’s look to promote his comedy gigs without his permission.

Therefore, I think Idol was right to spit on the poster!

I hope that all of this promotion they have been doing for each other makes them a lot of mony, mony because it making me laugh with a rebel yell.

Click on these links to find out about Billy Idol and Matt Rife’s tours.

Matt Rife is one of the most successful touring comedians of this decade, so it makes sense that LiveNation thinks he would be a good spokesman for them.

Therefore, I can understand why they would ask him to help promote Billy Idol’s upcoming tour with Joan Jett and the Blackhearts in a hilarious video.

The funny man used the singer’s lyrics against him. And as funny as it was, it was also sad for two reasons. One, Rife wasn’t even born when any of the hits came out. Two, the mustache.

Back to the Rocker. The It’s A Nice Day To…Tour Again tour hits the road on April 30th in Phoenix and goes all the way through until September 25th.

I cannot believe I have never seen him live. And I will be missing this tour because he isn’t coming to Los Angeles. So I guess I will be dancing with myself.

Last year, Netflix aired its first comedy special with Matt Rife, and it was a critical bust. That is because he is known for his crowd work, and Natural Selection was his standup.

So, on August 13th, the comedian will get his redemption with an hour of just working the crowd. Matt Rife: Lucid was filmed at The Comedy Zone in Charlotte earlier this year.

I can’t wait to watch his TikTok for an hour because he is one of the best hecklers that has ever been.

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