I feel like we have been hearing about Coming 2 America for decades. Well, the movie finally became a reality, it was filmed, and now it is getting ready to debut March 5th on Amazon Prime.
Do you know what that means? That means we finally get to watch the trailer. It brilliantly starts off like The Lion King, and then it turns into the sequel we have been waiting 32 years for. About time they released it.
How excited are you to see Eddie Murphy and Arsenio Hall back to their old hijinx together? And why didn’t anyone tell me Jermaine Fowler is in it? I love him, and I am so happy he got a part in this film.
Back in September, KJ Apa shared a video of him and his co-star, Camilla Mendes, gargling mouthwash as they prepped for a kissing scene on Riverdale.
Yesterday, when he was on Live with Kelly and Ryan, the hosts wanted to know more about that process. “We have to come to set a little early, and we have to rinse our mouths out for one minute,” Apa said. “There is a guy standing there with a timer, counting down 60 seconds.”
Imagine the guy who has to time them. He calls his mom up after a long day of work, and she is like, “what did you do on the set today?” He tells her that he timed the actors to make sure they gargled their Listerine for a minute every time they had to kiss on camera. She must be so proud of her boy. He wants to become a big Hollywood director, and he is getting his big break by telling actors when to spit. He could’ve gone to dental school for that.
Back to Apa, how does he feel about it? “Apparently, it kills all the germs in my mouth. In my mind, by the time you got your tongue in someone’s mouth. I don’t think it really matters.” That is not what she said because who wants to kiss someone with bad breath?
Plus, scientists have proven that mouthwash does help get rid of coronavirus in your mouth. Who knew Hollywood was onto something?
Back when I was an intern, we worked on a celebrity golf show. It was my job to log the video. I started laughing uncontrollably when I saw one of the golfers (one of my teen idols) peeing into a hedge. That is when my bosses explained to me that it was part of the game because it takes too long to get to a bathroom and back.
Not all men want their dick on a bush. Sorry, my mind went somewhere else. Back to the story. A urologist came up with UroClub. It is a stick that looks like a golf club, but really it is a portable urinal. Men stick their golf clubs into the hole in one and answer nature’s call. This way, none of their buddies have any idea what they are doing behind that green towel.
I just hope he screws the lid on tightly. If not, then the caddy will be screwed and wet.
Is just me, or does that hole seem a little narrow for some men? I guess it is not one size fits all.
Oh, and since I believe that I shouldn’t suffer alone. Just imagine Donald Trump using that on the fairway? Hey, I pictured it, and now I am sharing that image with you.
As a compromise, I let you know about the pee-rfect gift for all the golfers in your life. Even if they don’t like it, for $25, it is the pee-rfct gag gift.
Back in 2019, P!nk said she was taking off 2020. As we know, this year did not go as planned. In fact, for P!nk, it definitely did not go as planned.
“As if surviving covid wasn’t enough for this poop sandwich of a year! Well, I got my stitches out from drying that wine glass, that went well. Then I recovered from my very first staph infection for no reason (cry for help?) (right knee was lonely?) so I thought I’d fracture my ankle,” the singer wrote. “Later tonight I’m gonna climb inside a raw chicken and see if I can’t check out what salmonella’s like! 2020 is the gift that keeps on giving 👍🏽🤟🏾 I was actually running down the stairs trying to see the Christmas star! Ha! Turns out it’s not until the 21st. Happy holidays everyone! Who wants a Negroni!”
Hopefully, she limped outside to check out the Christmas star and got to see it. Then she made a wish that nothing else happens to her for the rest of the year. I mean, what else can happen in the next 10 days? I know, don’t ask because 2020.
