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KJ Apa never looked sexier than he looked here 
April 18th, 2022 under KJ Apa. [ Comments: 1 ]

Tucker Carlson is doing a series on what makes a man, and the man, who I assume, has a tiny penis, thinks it is based on testosterone levels. He is wrong.

What makes a man is one who will read Goodnight Moon to his infant son. So, tell me who is more manly than KJ Apa spending some quality time with 6-month-old Sasha Vai Keneti.

We know the Riverdale star is sexy as hell on a normal day. However, he has never looked sexier than he does here. Because sexiness is not only based on how you look, it is mostly about what you do. And being a good, loving father is the most masculine thing a man can do. Well, that and be a fantastic lover.


KJ Apa is the new face of Lacoste underwear
January 7th, 2022 under KJ Apa. [ Comments: 1 ]

KJ Apa is a busy man. He is starring in Riverdale, he is a new dad, and now he is Lacoste’s underwear ambassador.

It has to be a really tough job to model in just his briefs, but someone has to do it. And he makes it look so effortless.

For some reason, I feel the need to do my laundry with a washboard while drinking a six=pack, and I don’t know why?


KJ Apa drank his baby mama’s breast milk
October 25th, 2021 under KJ Apa. [ Comments: none ]

New dad KJ Apa went out to eat, and he needed some milk for his coffee. Instead of asking the waiter for some, he used some of his “wife’s” breast milk. The actor loves that she is a “milking machine.”

I just want to know if he loves the taste of it. Because I have heard it tastes disgusting.

How does Clara Berry feel about it? She wrote, “Happy to feed my family.” I am sure he would prefer to drink it from the source as compared to out of the bottle.


KJ Apa is a daddy!
September 26th, 2021 under KJ Apa. [ Comments: 1 ]

KJ Apa and his girlfriend, Clara Berry, welcomed their first child together this week.

The model wrote, “Sasha Vai Keneti Apa, born on the 23rd of September. He is a perfect perfection. I am the luckiest to have now two men of my life, filling my heart with this cosmic gigantic vast love. ❤️‍🔥”

The Riverdale star and Berry have been romantically linked since August 2020. Congrats to the new parents.


KJ Apa is ‘tired of being sexualized’
September 7th, 2021 under KJ Apa. [ Comments: none ]

KJ Apa/Instagram

KJ Apa is a pretty boy, and we like to objectify him. However, he doesn’t like it. Therefore, he posted the above photo and pleaded with us that he is, “tired of being sexualized.”

So from now on, we won’t talk about sexy he looks without a shirt and how we want to rub our bodies on his washboard abs just like they used to wash clothes in the old days. We won’t say that we want to drink up all of the thirst traps’ Sugar, Sugar. Nor will we say that we want him to have a taste of our Josie and the Pussy-cats. I will stop now because we should not sexualize him.


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