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The 🍆 and the 🍑 emojis could get you banned from Facebook and Instagram
November 5th, 2019 under Odd. [ Comments: none ]

While the 🍆 and the 🍑 emojis can be used to represent the fruits that they are, they can also be used to represent other things. Those other things can get you banned from Facebook and Instagram.

According to XBIZ, Facebook changed its standards over the summer to include, “Among the new things that could get someone Instagram’s account flagged and/or removed for ‘Sexual Solicitation’: the eggplant or peach emoji in conjunction with any statement referring to being horny; nude pictures with digital alterations or emojis covering female nipples and buttocks; and any mention of porn being available or any linking to pages offering adult material.”

Therefore it is OK, to use them alone but not together as 🍑🍆 because it can be seen as soliciting someone for sex. I am so old school, the 🥒 always represented the penis to me. Although, who would turn down an eggplant?


Would you drink a Whisky pod?
October 5th, 2019 under Odd. [ Comments: none ]

Do you want a shot of whisky but don’t have any clean glasses to drink from? Glenlivet has released the Capsule Collection and now you can just put one in your mouth without any glasses needed. I don’t know who asked for this, but there is not enough whisky in the world to make me try that. That seems just so odd.


Can Baby Shark and Raining Tacos chase the homeless away in West Palm Beach?
July 18th, 2019 under Odd. [ Comments: none ]

Officials in West Palm Beach are playing Baby Shark and Raining Tacos to chase away the homeless from the patio of a city-owned rental banquet facility. According to the Miami Herald, West Palm Beach parks and recreation director, Leah Rockwell says the facility makes over $240,000 a year with events.

This is only a temporary solution until they can make trespassing laws easier to enforce. I have a permanent solution for the people of WPH, just send them all to Mar-a-Lago which is federal property as long as Donald Trump is president. He doesn’t like it, then maybe he can do something about the homeless problem. Can someone play that message over the loudspeakers instead doo doo doo doo doo?


You say Moana, I hear marijuana
July 12th, 2019 under Odd. [ Comments: none ]

It was Kensli Davis‘ 25th birthday, and her mom wanted to do something special for her daughter. Therefore, she called Dairy Queen and ordered an ice cream cake for her. Not just any ordinary cake, a Moana one. Davis really loves the movie and her monther told that to the person on the phone.

Well, I guess the person is not familiar with the musical because that was not what was on the cake, Instead there was a marijuana leaf with a really groovy green My Little Pony character and green frosting all over the cake. On a positive note, at least they spelled her name correctly.

Was the cake a high point or a low one for her big day? She told her friends, “…😂😂😂 That ice cream cake was still good though 🤷” At the end of the day, that is all that matters. That and she got a great story!

I have never seen Moama (sorry DJ), I guess it is more of a trippy movie than a movie about a trip.


Lexington police mourn the loss of a donut truck
January 2nd, 2019 under Odd. [ Comments: none ]

The sterotype of cops loving donuts is as old as time itself. Seems there is some truth to it. When a Krispy Kreme delivery truck caught on fire in Lexington, Kentucky, three police officers were brought to tears over the loss of the donuts.

According to WKYT, the driver is fine while the truck and the donuts are a complete loss. Therefore, let’s have a moment of silence for the burnt sugary goodness.

Take some solace that Krispy Kreme had a message for the distraught men, “🙏🏻 We’re thinking of you during this difficult time…and have more doughnuts on the way! 🍩” They cannot get there soon enough.

BTW if the story could not get any better, it happened on the cross streets of Man o’ War Boulevard and Pink Pigeon Parkway. I don’t know why, but I love those street names.


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