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For some reason, people are not naming their daughters Karen
June 2nd, 2021 under Odd. [ Comments: none ]

Back in the ’60s, Karen was one of the most popular names for baby girls. In 2020, Karen became a popular name for another reason. Because of that, parents are not naming their daughter that.

According to Today, only 325 little girls, who born last year, will be called Karen by their teachers. In half a century, the moniker went from #3 all the way down to 831. Ouch.

However, I won’t feel bad for all of the Karens in the World because my name is not even in the top 1,000 anymore. Can I go all Karen over that?

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Would you serve pasta this way?
May 11th, 2021 under Odd. [ Comments: 1 ]

So you are having a party, and you want to serve pasta. But how are you going to serve it so that everyone can serve themselves and clean up will be easy? If you are Lisa, you just put all the ingredients on your kitchen counter and mix it all up. Then you let everyone take what they want and pray they are not klutzes. As we know, cleaning up marinara sauce is not fun nor easy.

Now, let’s go back to the preparation. Would you pour tomato sauce, meatballs, parmesan cheese, and spaghetti all over your counter and then mix it up? There is no way in hell I would do that. I wouldn’t even eat off of it. No. No. No. Did I say no?

If this didn’t gross you out enough, Lisa did this with other meals like nachos. I don’t know how that countertop is as white as it is with all of the messy food she puts on it.

While I would never do this, would you? I told my friends that they have been doing Thanksgiving all wrong, and they should do this, this year? Well, long story short, I need a new place to go to this November.

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This lawyer got catty on Zoom
February 9th, 2021 under Odd. [ Comments: none ]


Things got downright catty at 394th District Court of Texas today.

County attorney Rod Ponton sat at his secretary’s computer to use her Zoom for proceedings with Judge Roy Ferguson. However, there was a filer on her Zoom that made him look like a big-eyed white cat.

The 69-year-old lawyer did not know how to remove it, so he reassured the judge that, “I’m here live. I am not a cat.”

Even though he was willing to move forward as is, the judge was not. Therefore Ferguson told him how to remove the filter.

How did the judge feel about it all? He told Reuters it was a “fun moment.” Then he added, “Everyone involved handled it with dignity, and the filtered lawyer showed incredible grace.”

Personally, I think from now; all virtual proceedings should be done with filters. It would definitely make watching them more fun.

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Jamiroquai’s Jay Kay says he’s not the crazy QAnon Capitol Viking
January 7th, 2021 under Odd. [ Comments: 1 ]


Just in case you didn’t hear, Trump’s cult 45 followers stormed Capitol Hill yesterday. One of the traitors was dressed in a Viking like outfit with horns attached to his animal fur hat. Some people thought maybe he was Jay Kay, the lead singer of Jamiroquai. It is not him.

Therefore, the singer took to Twitter to let us know he was not there. “Good morning, World. Now, some of you may be thinking you saw me in Washington last night, but I am afraid I wasn’t with those freaks,” he said.

Kay is on the other side of the pond in England in lockdown. Thus, it would be virtual insanity to think he could be two continents at once.

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Would you pee into a golf club?
December 22nd, 2020 under Odd. [ Comments: none ]


Back when I was an intern, we worked on a celebrity golf show. It was my job to log the video. I started laughing uncontrollably when I saw one of the golfers (one of my teen idols) peeing into a hedge. That is when my bosses explained to me that it was part of the game because it takes too long to get to a bathroom and back.

Not all men want their dick on a bush. Sorry, my mind went somewhere else. Back to the story. A urologist came up with UroClub. It is a stick that looks like a golf club, but really it is a portable urinal. Men stick their golf clubs into the hole in one and answer nature’s call. This way, none of their buddies have any idea what they are doing behind that green towel.

I just hope he screws the lid on tightly. If not, then the caddy will be screwed and wet.

Is just me, or does that hole seem a little narrow for some men? I guess it is not one size fits all.

Oh, and since I believe that I shouldn’t suffer alone. Just imagine Donald Trump using that on the fairway? Hey, I pictured it, and now I am sharing that image with you.

As a compromise, I let you know about the pee-rfect gift for all the golfers in your life. Even if they don’t like it, for $25, it is the pee-rfct gag gift.

xoxo Chad Lowe and Rex Chapman

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